Start a new job today - sort of.

[Benner]

Damn

You survived

I won't admit it... but I was disappointed too.  Wait, did I just admit it?

Sorry to disappoint again, but I have survived again.  Only slapped and head butted today.    Although I did have to clean poop off the walls at 6.45am.  That was a hoot!

[Whoey]

you really need to learn to keep your rear on the toilet when that explosive diarrhoea kicks in...

[AHB]

Damn

You survived

I won't admit it... but I was disappointed too.  Wait, did I just admit it?

Sorry to disappoint again, but I have survived again.  Only slapped and head butted today.    Although I did have to clean poop off the walls at 6.45am.  That was a hoot!

If it doesn't kill you.. ect. 

[Chako]

...it only makes you stronger?

Was that a reference to the smell? 

At work, the only issues I have with the toiletry are the boys using the central drain in the floor instead of the 2 proper urinals only a few feet away. Talk about scud aiming mechanics application there.

[Benner]

you really need to learn to keep your rear on the toilet when that explosive diarrhoea kicks in...

 

[Woz]

Hard job. I worked with kids too some years ago, but to be honest: I prefer my prisoners 

[Neil]

I hear Chris does a nice line in chain maile.  You might want to PM her about a suit

[Mr. Whippy]

When my wife switched from trauma resusitation (she was at "ShockTrauma" if you've seen the show) and went to psych nursing, she got a position in the lockdown unit.

The first psychotic manic patient that came in was completely out of control.  It  took 5 big guys to get him into the padded room. 

She was used to combative patients, mostly secondary to head trauma.  At Trauma, they'd pavulonize them (paralytic), intubate, do what needed to be done and then sedate until stable.

She spoke up at lockdown unit: "Why don't we just pavulonize him until the Haldol kicks in?"  She received a lot of blank stares, and then the attending psychiatrist said, "Uh, we don't do that here..."


Benner, not saying, but just saying....


(intubated patients don't headbutt  )

[J-sews]

Wow. I could not do what you folks do every day. My hats off to anyone in that line of work.

[Poncho65]

Wow. I could not do what you folks do every day. My hats off to anyone in that line of work.

Same here Good luck with it as well Benner

[LatinoHeat]

Benner, when you're old and grey and in the old folks home, remember all the things these kids put you through and give 'em hell!!  LOL.  Poop all over the wall, headbutt, etc.

[Benner]

Benner, when you're old and grey and in the old folks home, remember all the things these kids put you through and give 'em hell!!  LOL.  Poop all over the wall, headbutt, etc.

I've learnt many tricks to use later in life 

[jzmtl]

Man, you must have great patience to getting punched and slapped without getting mad.

[Benner]

Man, you must have great patience to getting punched and slapped without getting mad.

I only have patience because I know they can't help it.  I couldn't for example work in a prison as a$$ holes that really should know better would really pi$$ me off.

[LatinoHeat]

Man, you must have great patience to getting punched and slapped without getting mad.

I only have patience because I know they can't help it.  I couldn't for example work in a prison as a$$ holes that really should know better would really pi$$ me off.

Another place where throwing your poop might help get you out of a sticky situation!!  LOL.

[thesuper]

Good luck with your temp move Benn. I have family & friends in the same line of work, care homes, secure units etc, I know its a tough job usualy accompanied by crap pay, but it is rewarding work to do  Watch your back mate 

[Benner]

Cheers mate. 

I'll let you all know how I get on.