"Daddy,whats that scar from?"
"Well son,I was a young Pte back in the great war of 1994"....

When I first joined I went and picked up a Gerber MT with my first pay.I dont even think it had a fancy name.It only came with blunt nose pliers,always pinched the palm of your hand and saftey locks on MTs were nonexistent.After a little use,that Gerber was as loose as a goose,blades and all.I was cutting something(Can't remember what)and it was wet outside(light rain).
Hindsight being 20-20,I should have been cutting downward but I wasn't.As I cut through upwards,the blade partially collapsed toward the handle and my hand slipped on the smooth finish of the tool and put my thumb right along the blade.4 stitches later,some choice words and a bit of anger management directed towards the tool in question,I went out and picked up a Leatherman.