Opinions needed.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Ben

It's a Fenix L0 I think, but with a custom emitter

Not exactly what I was after, but the price was right

[Benner]

It's actually an L0D with the rebel emitter, once owned by the infamous Neil. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

It's actually an L0D with the rebel emitter, once owned by the infamous Neil. 

Hmm, not sure I want it now I know Neil's owned it

[Benner]

It's actually an L0D with the rebel emitter, once owned by the infamous Neil. 

Hmm, not sure I want it now I know Neil's owned it

I was keeping that quiet until know. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

It's actually an L0D with the rebel emitter, once owned by the infamous Neil. 

Hmm, not sure I want it now I know Neil's owned it

I was keeping that quiet until know. 

Maybe I'll put in a PP claim before you posted it then

[Neil]

It's actually an L0D with the rebel emitter, once owned by the infamous Neil. 

Hmm, not sure I want it now I know Neil's owned it

I was keeping that quiet until know. 

Maybe I'll put in a PP claim before you posted it then

Did you know that the end of a L0D perfectly fits the entrance to my nostrils. Almost a hermetic seal and of course can then be used as part of my (world famous) Rudolph impression.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

It's actually an L0D with the rebel emitter, once owned by the infamous Neil. 

Hmm, not sure I want it now I know Neil's owned it

I was keeping that quiet until know. 

Maybe I'll put in a PP claim before you posted it then

Did you know that the end of a L0D perfectly fits the entrance to my nostrils. Almost a hermetic seal and of course can then be used as part of my (world famous) Rudolph impression.

I want photo's or it didn't (please God) happen

[Neil]

It's actually an L0D with the rebel emitter, once owned by the infamous Neil. 

Hmm, not sure I want it now I know Neil's owned it

I was keeping that quiet until know. 

Maybe I'll put in a PP claim before you posted it then

Did you know that the end of a L0D perfectly fits the entrance to my nostrils. Almost a hermetic seal and of course can then be used as part of my (world famous) Rudolph impression.

I want photo's or it didn't (please God) happen

Only joking





.. or am I 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

It's actually an L0D with the rebel emitter, once owned by the infamous Neil. 

Hmm, not sure I want it now I know Neil's owned it

I was keeping that quiet until know. 

Maybe I'll put in a PP claim before you posted it then

Did you know that the end of a L0D perfectly fits the entrance to my nostrils. Almost a hermetic seal and of course can then be used as part of my (world famous) Rudolph impression.

I want photo's or it didn't (please God) happen

Only joking





.. or am I 

[Benner]

Don't worry Mike, I'll give it a quick wipe with my pants before I send it on to you. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Don't worry Mike, I'll give it a quick wipe with my pants before I send it on to you. 

Best not use your pant's mate, as your waaay too fertile

And I wouldn't look good with a bump

[Gareth]

Did you know that the end of a L0D perfectly fits the entrance to my nostrils. Almost a hermetic seal and of course can then be used as part of my (world famous) Rudolph impression.

Hey, it does fit doesn't it!


I mean....er.....what a silly thing to do.


(OK so how many folks were at least tempted to try? )

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Well we all want to be like Neil (who's UBER cool!) so most of us now I expect

[WhichDawg]

Fenix, something for everyone, reliable, inexpensive, all the cool kids have them  

[Magic Bus]

Well we all want to be like Neil (who's UBER cool!) so most of us now I expect

I'm finding the Mini Maglite a struggle 

[Neil]

Well we all want to be like Neil (who's UBER cool!) so most of us now I expect

I'm finding the Mini Maglite a struggle 

Have you tried a little Vaseline?

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Well we all want to be like Neil (who's UBER cool!) so most of us now I expect

I'm finding the Mini Maglite a struggle 

Have you tried a little Vaseline?

Or maybe a bit of brute force and ignorance

Failing that, it's kicking out time soon, so I'm sure a ''hoodie'' will help you with the insertion

[Neil]

Well we all want to be like Neil (who's UBER cool!) so most of us now I expect

I'm finding the Mini Maglite a struggle 

Have you tried a little Vaseline?

Or maybe a bit of brute force and ignorance

Failing that, it's kicking out time soon, so I'm sure a ''hoodie'' will help you with the insertion

Your so crass    A little petroleum jelly goes a long way 

[ringzero]

Well we all want to be like Neil (who's UBER cool!) so most of us now I expect

I'm finding the Mini Maglite a struggle 

Have you tried a little Vaseline?

Or maybe a bit of brute force and ignorance

Failing that, it's kicking out time soon, so I'm sure a ''hoodie'' will help you with the insertion

This place is getting bizarre.

Now you're discussing using torches as anal probes?

Come on guys, keep it clean. ;>

.

[Gareth]

Well we all want to be like Neil (who's UBER cool!) so most of us now I expect

I'm finding the Mini Maglite a struggle 

Have you tried a little Vaseline?

Or maybe a bit of brute force and ignorance

Failing that, it's kicking out time soon, so I'm sure a ''hoodie'' will help you with the insertion

This place is getting bizarre.

Now you're discussing using torches as anal probes?

Come on guys, keep it clean. ;>

.

Not anal, nasal.  What kind of perverts do you think we are.

[Neil]

Well we all want to be like Neil (who's UBER cool!) so most of us now I expect

I'm finding the Mini Maglite a struggle 

Have you tried a little Vaseline?

Or maybe a bit of brute force and ignorance

Failing that, it's kicking out time soon, so I'm sure a ''hoodie'' will help you with the insertion

This place is getting bizarre.

Now you're discussing using torches as anal probes?

Come on guys, keep it clean. ;>

 

Did you know that the end of a L0D perfectly fits the entrance to my nostrils. Almost a hermetic seal and of course can then be used as part of my (world famous) Rudolph impression.

This was a perfectly normal conversation about doing Rudolph impressions

[ringzero]

Well we all want to be like Neil (who's UBER cool!) so most of us now I expect

I'm finding the Mini Maglite a struggle 

Have you tried a little Vaseline?

Or maybe a bit of brute force and ignorance

Failing that, it's kicking out time soon, so I'm sure a ''hoodie'' will help you with the insertion

This place is getting bizarre.

Now you're discussing using torches as anal probes?

Come on guys, keep it clean. ;>

.

Not anal, nasal.  What kind of perverts do you think we are.

Well, can't imagine a MiniMag inserted up someone's nose.

MiniMag anal insertion I can imagine, even if it's not a pretty picture.

.

[WhichDawg]

[Magic Bus]

Well we all want to be like Neil (who's UBER cool!) so most of us now I expect

I'm finding the Mini Maglite a struggle 

Have you tried a little Vaseline?

Or maybe a bit of brute force and ignorance

Failing that, it's kicking out time soon, so I'm sure a ''hoodie'' will help you with the insertion

This place is getting bizarre.

Now you're discussing using torches as anal probes?

Come on guys, keep it clean. ;>

.

Not anal, nasal.  What kind of perverts do you think we are.

Well, can't imagine a MiniMag inserted up someone's nose.

MiniMag anal insertion I can imagine, even if it's not a pretty picture.

.

I can't (won't)  be held responsible for your imagination    Nasal it is, I'm nothing if not a tryer   

[Neil]

Well we all want to be like Neil (who's UBER cool!) so most of us now I expect

I'm finding the Mini Maglite a struggle 

Have you tried a little Vaseline?

Or maybe a bit of brute force and ignorance

Failing that, it's kicking out time soon, so I'm sure a ''hoodie'' will help you with the insertion

This place is getting bizarre.

Now you're discussing using torches as anal probes?

Come on guys, keep it clean. ;>

.

Not anal, nasal.  What kind of perverts do you think we are.

Well, can't imagine a MiniMag inserted up someone's nose.

MiniMag anal insertion I can imagine, even if it's not a pretty picture.

.

I can't (won't)  be held responsible for your imagination    Nasal it is, I'm nothing if not a tryer   

Do not attempt it with a 2AA though!

We've all seen the shots in Total Recall of Arnie having to try and extract one 

[Magic Bus]

But I've only got a 2AA                   

[Neil]

I'd stick to trying it with an E01 then

[Magic Bus]

I'd stick to trying it with an E01 then

Much easier Neil    It's the new hands free approach   

[Neil]

I'd stick to trying it with an E01 then

Much easier Neil    It's the new hands free approach   

Tip up if you don't want to ruin your night vision, bottom up for normal use.

Inspired 

[Magic Bus]

You have just ruined my keyboard