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Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
on: September 17, 2009, 07:43:07 PM

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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #1 on: September 17, 2009, 07:52:54 PM
No Bazooka??  Bah... I don't want it then.
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #2 on: September 17, 2009, 07:57:06 PM
SAB...?  :think:  ;)
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #3 on: September 17, 2009, 08:13:30 PM
Holy crap..that bike weighs 48 pounds! That's a tough SOB that could peddle that in those mountains under pack and gear.

It's got older deore xt 7sp and looks like a Brooks saddle. I love the derailler guard too. Beefy!
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #4 on: September 17, 2009, 08:25:15 PM
That's fantastic. :D  One for Mike I think.
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #5 on: September 17, 2009, 10:02:00 PM
Quote from: Gareth on September 17, 2009, 08:25:15 PM
That's fantastic. :D  One for Mike I think.
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #6 on: September 17, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
That's a gorgeous machine. You might needs thighs like Chris Hoy to get the bloody thing up a hill though  :o

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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #7 on: September 17, 2009, 10:18:06 PM
No, I'll just have my minions push me :pok: :D

I'm wondering why Chrissy has that picture? :D
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #8 on: September 17, 2009, 10:20:06 PM
Because I like it  >:D
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #9 on: September 17, 2009, 10:21:29 PM
Awesome!  I know I couldn't get it anywhere, but it's a gorgeous machine.  And so much history!
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #10 on: September 17, 2009, 10:54:25 PM
Quote from: nuphoria on September 17, 2009, 10:15:40 PM
That's a gorgeous machine. You might needs thighs like Chris Hoy to get the bloody thing up a hill though  :o

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notice how your eyes gravitate towards his package ::) :pok:
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #11 on: September 17, 2009, 11:04:05 PM
Awesome! I'll take it! Wait... You can fold it up and put it in your pocket right?!

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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #12 on: September 17, 2009, 11:13:38 PM
The first bike was a failure because the corkscrew folded out from the seat...

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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #13 on: September 18, 2009, 07:26:55 AM
Quote from: Spork on September 17, 2009, 11:13:38 PM
The first bike was a failure because the corkscrew folded out from the seat...
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #14 on: September 18, 2009, 07:43:54 AM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on September 18, 2009, 07:26:55 AM
Quote from: Spork on September 17, 2009, 11:13:38 PM
The first bike was a failure because the corkscrew folded out from the seat...
:D :D

That is bad >:D Buy it for that special someone/enemy :D
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #15 on: September 18, 2009, 07:02:33 PM
I've been thinking of this bloody bike all day :cry:

Want one :gimme:
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #16 on: September 19, 2009, 06:15:15 AM
That bike would be really cool if you could rig a Dodge slant six on it.
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #17 on: September 19, 2009, 08:28:20 AM
That is a cool bike, heavier than a heavy thing on Jupiter though!

And a fascinating insight into Nuphoria's 'secret' picture collection...  :think:

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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #18 on: September 19, 2009, 10:03:11 AM
Quote from: rp252 on September 19, 2009, 08:28:20 AM
That is a cool bike, heavier than a heavy thing on Jupiter though!

And a fascinating insight into Nuphoria's 'secret' picture collection...  :think:
Troubling, isn't it :-\ :D
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #19 on: September 19, 2009, 12:23:18 PM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on September 19, 2009, 10:03:11 AM
Quote from: rp252 on September 19, 2009, 08:28:20 AM
That is a cool bike, heavier than a heavy thing on Jupiter though!

And a fascinating insight into Nuphoria's 'secret' picture collection...  :think:
Troubling, isn't it :-\ :D

Yep...   :o :D :D

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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #20 on: September 19, 2009, 05:18:19 PM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on September 19, 2009, 10:03:11 AM
Quote from: rp252 on September 19, 2009, 08:28:20 AM
That is a cool bike, heavier than a heavy thing on Jupiter though!

And a fascinating insight into Nuphoria's 'secret' picture collection...  :think:
Troubling, isn't it :-\ :D
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #21 on: September 19, 2009, 08:41:42 PM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on September 18, 2009, 07:02:33 PM
I've been thinking of this bloody bike all day :cry:

Want one :gimme:


It didn't sell. (there's still a glimmer of hope for you Mike) :D

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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #22 on: September 19, 2009, 09:54:44 PM
Quote from: J-sews on September 19, 2009, 08:41:42 PM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on September 18, 2009, 07:02:33 PM
I've been thinking of this bloody bike all day :cry:

Want one :gimme:


It didn't sell. (there's still a glimmer of hope for you Mike) :D


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Of course you could all have a whip round and buy it for me :pok: :pok: :D
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #23 on: September 20, 2009, 08:56:06 AM
So are we buying this for Mike then ??? :D
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #24 on: September 20, 2009, 09:42:55 AM
Quote from: Mike, Lord of the Spammers! on September 20, 2009, 08:56:06 AM
So are we buying this for Mike then ??? :D
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #25 on: September 20, 2009, 09:59:57 AM
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #26 on: September 20, 2009, 12:22:39 PM
What's a more polite way of saying "Sod off?"  :think:
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #27 on: September 20, 2009, 02:30:06 PM
He really wants one don't he? :D


Look at it this way Mike, all you have to do is join the Swiss army and they'll issue you one for free.... :pok: :D


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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #28 on: September 20, 2009, 03:27:38 PM
Come on guy's, there 1,385 members on here now, so that only about a $1 each :pok: :pok: :D
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Re: Swiss Army Bike - Bazooka not included
Reply #29 on: September 20, 2009, 07:57:35 PM
We could probably get you one of these...but you would have to supply the cardboard...and the tires... ::)
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