How to tell if you have the Swine Flu

[stressmaster5000]

If you look like this in the mirror, you might have the Swine Flu.

[stressmaster5000]

OK, after some thought this might be the famed "Pigman" Kramer saw in Seinfeld Episode 69 "The Bris".

Kramer Quote"I'm telling ya, the Pigman is Alive! The government has been experimenting with pigmen since the 50's."

[DaveK]

Lol - very good.

[stressmaster5000]

What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment

[duckman1975]

During the 50's white dude said: We will have an African American President if pigs fly!
Now we have an African American President because we have swine flew!

[Styerman]

It's easy to figure , chills , fever , and a desire to have sex in the mud !

Chris

[duckman1975]

It's easy to figure , chills , fever , and a desire to have sex in the mud !

Chris

have one of the symptoms guess what it is 

[Bowman1911]

Know it's a joke, but for future info the actual symptom list we screen for here is one or more of the following: oral temp >100.4, cough, runny nose, sore throat, body aches, headache, chills, fatigue, diarrhea, vomiting. after those are established, there's an actual influenza test to decide if it's actually swine or not.

[sappyg]

OMG..... i've got swine flu...