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what do you look for in a mate?
on: October 27, 2009, 09:31:04 PM
In class today we talked about what we look for in the opposite sex:

The women answered:
Shoes
Teeth
Nails (good me I always carry a SAK with a nail file :D )
And being able to talk to her while keeping eye contact

The men answered:
Not being dressed like a slut (But he also looked at there panties :think:)
And femininity

So this got me thinking and so I wondered what do you look for in a mate?


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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #1 on: October 27, 2009, 09:32:12 PM
A lack of crippling insanity would be nice :-\
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #2 on: October 27, 2009, 09:40:25 PM
Someone who likes me is a start.  :P
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #3 on: October 27, 2009, 09:41:37 PM
Someone who likes me is a start.  :P
+1 on that :-\


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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #4 on: October 27, 2009, 09:41:52 PM
This isn't really the right forum.... so I'll say - a nice personality.  :P
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #5 on: October 27, 2009, 09:43:19 PM


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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #6 on: October 27, 2009, 09:49:02 PM
A lack of crippling insanity would be nice :-\
LOL!  +1
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #7 on: October 27, 2009, 10:39:17 PM
one that cant load a weapon
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #8 on: October 27, 2009, 11:37:20 PM
Someone that isn't my ex-wife.
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #9 on: October 27, 2009, 11:55:18 PM
one that cant load a weapon

 :-\

 I have a problem then....  :ahhh



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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #10 on: October 28, 2009, 12:30:27 AM
Elvira or Ivonna Cadaver.
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #11 on: October 28, 2009, 12:37:02 AM
I just wanted someone close to where I lived and as Sue actually lived in my house it was ideal.  :D

So for me it's geographical location.  :D
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #12 on: October 28, 2009, 12:38:53 AM
Organs. :2tu:



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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #13 on: October 28, 2009, 03:03:54 AM
one that cant load a weapon

 :-\

 I have a problem then....  :ahhh

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See where the road separates the green pasture from the brown soy bean field at the center of the picture?  BossLady shot a rabid raccoon on the move from that distance, (actually 180 degrees from that corner, downhill too, but same distance) with a 22 rifle.   :ahhh

BTW, just shamelessly taking an opportunity to post a picture from the farm.  ;))

OK lets rephrase that...one that isnt willing shoot me
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #14 on: October 28, 2009, 05:17:44 AM
One that would stick with me for over 40 years in war and peace,just like the one I have now. :salute:


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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #15 on: October 28, 2009, 06:06:27 AM
I'm more surprised by the women in your class than I am the men.  Attraction is such a fluid and subjective thing that it's really hard to say that x, y, and z (or more) characteristics are what makes up attraction.  There's also a difference between attraction and what someone wants in a life mate.  Instantaneous attraction is what was asked in your class.  What someone looks for in a life mate might be a lot different....well builds on initial attraction I guess.  Just because you have an instant attraction for someone doesn't necessarily make them a good mate and vice versa. 
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #16 on: October 28, 2009, 07:33:27 AM
Very true :)

Me I still crave psycho nutjob's even though I know there very bad for me ::)

I should go for a nice lass, I know, but there usually so bloody boring and staid :-\
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #17 on: October 28, 2009, 12:56:01 PM
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Reply #18 on: October 28, 2009, 03:14:11 PM
 :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #19 on: October 28, 2009, 06:34:21 PM
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :drool: :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #20 on: October 28, 2009, 08:04:01 PM
Just got a craving for milk.....
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #21 on: October 28, 2009, 10:05:12 PM
I think I found it  :dd:
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #22 on: October 28, 2009, 10:36:24 PM
1.Someone who's not wearing a Tagging device helps,not much good if their not going to be around much in the future   :D

2.someone who has what I don't, sense and money  :P

3. above all else are they prepared to spend endless hours searching for my next new toy,SAK/knife or kukri  >:D


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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #23 on: October 28, 2009, 10:38:44 PM
Well Mike hit's 2 of those  :tu: :D
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #24 on: October 28, 2009, 10:40:09 PM
2 out of 3 ain't bad.  Problem is, he's probably not hit the most important one.
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #25 on: October 28, 2009, 10:41:00 PM
Yeah, sense isn't his strong point.
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #26 on: October 28, 2009, 10:42:06 PM
..and the money?
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #27 on: October 28, 2009, 10:43:17 PM
Aye, good point.

He managed to get the tag off without being caught, so he's good to go on that one though.  :tu:
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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #28 on: October 29, 2009, 12:40:41 AM
I have two strict rules- they have to breathing, and I absolutely insist on them not running away screaming every time they see me.

Of course, as with everyone else, I will admit I have strayed a time or two... :P

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Re: what do you look for in a mate?
Reply #29 on: October 29, 2009, 02:55:56 AM
I guess I'm just a pig.

I like boobs... big boobs.  If I don't have to use both hands, then they ain't worth my time.  >:D
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