Need some help - really quick!!!!!!

[Spork, Lord of Lime Jello!]

I suggest Bacon and thong underwear...

[Sazabi]

I suggest Bacon and thong underwear...

Why not thong underwear made of bacon?

[DaveK]

I suspect I've missed the idea boat here but what about a great big f*ckoff torch?

I'm covered for torches.

Do you already have a handheld GPS Dave?

I don't think he has - he seems to have got lost on his way back to this thread

Sorry - had football training. Yeah I have a Garmin GPS

This is really hard

[Spork, Lord of Lime Jello!]

I suggest Bacon and thong underwear...

Why not thong underwear made of bacon?

My point exactly!

[DaveK]

I already have that 

[Spork, Lord of Lime Jello!]

I already have that 

Did Mike knit it for you? 

[nuphoria]

Footy training eh? How about a Ti cup? 

[DaveK]

Lol.

[Spork, Lord of Lime Jello!]

Footy training eh? How about a Ti cup? 

400ml large enough?

[ecfiffer]

Porn.

+ infinity


 but wait you can get that for free on the innerweb 

[J-sews]

Well? What arya gittin?

[Bowman1911]

How about pics of all her friends...




















Nekkid

[turbov21]

You want ME to have a SuperTool 300!

[DaveK]

I've managed to get a stay of execution (I showed her that most internet sites will take orders up until Monday or Tuesday and guarantee delivery by Christmas).

That Maxpedition duffel bag is looking likely at the moment, but I'm gonna buy that anyway I reckon. I still want a present

[GraysonK]

New pair of boots?  Find out if the Cat Man gives gift certificates?  New bow?  Broadsword?  LOL!  Tickets to an upcoming concert you would really like to see?  I'm just throwing stuff out there.  A set of DVD's of a favorite show? 

[Shane769]

You want ME to have a SuperTool 300!

And ME too!