Login
Register
Menu
Home
Help
Donations
Multitool.org Forum
»
Forum
»
Tool Talk
»
Leatherman Tools
»
Seven days with Lady Squirt
Hello Lurker! Remove this ad and much more by logging in.
Seven days with Lady Squirt
powernoodle
·
18 ·
1934
« previous
next »
Print
Pages:
1
Go Down
powernoodle
Absolutely No Life Club
Posts:
6,922
Seven days with Lady Squirt
on:
June 01, 2016, 11:07:38 PM
Day 1
"Seven Days with Lady Squirt".
Sounds like a new Netflix series, doesn't it? I was going to call it Mr. Squirt, but that just didn't sound right. So Lady Squirt it is. That doesn't sound right either, but I'm okay with that. Pretty much any word followed by "squirt" doesn't sound right. Baby squirt. Puppy Squirt. See what I mean? A reliable source at Leatherman HQ told me that "Squirt" barely won out over "Burp" and "Fart". Little Timmy Leatherman has a real sense of humor.
Here are a few archived pics to get the blood warmed up. Action shots to follow.
You know which one is the Squirt.
I'm pretty sure that red is my favorite. Or maybe its blue. Or black. I'm sure its one of those.
"Can't we all just get along?"
Note the sexy torx fasteners on the first Squirts (can I say "first squirts"?). They were deemed to be
too
sexy, so the Multitool Licensing Administration put a halt to it.
This combo is hard to beat for a lightweight urban carry package.
Merit Badges
powernoodle
Absolutely No Life Club
Posts:
6,922
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #1 on:
June 02, 2016, 02:27:28 PM
Day 2
Champion Mojo Parfait Delicious
ponders the many odors on daddy's PS4.
Merit Badges
Poncho65
Global Moderator
Just Bananas
Posts:
88,455
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #2 on:
June 03, 2016, 01:34:52 AM
Great pics so far Mr. Noodle of Power
Love the expression of your faithful companion in day 2
«
Last Edit: June 03, 2016, 01:36:48 AM by Poncho65
»
Merit Badges
powernoodle
Absolutely No Life Club
Posts:
6,922
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #3 on:
June 03, 2016, 01:54:45 AM
I have noted elsewhere that I'm one of these people who carries much and uses little. So I don't get a lot of legit action shots. That's why I supplement with kitties.
Merit Badges
JP
No Life Club
Posts:
1,118
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #4 on:
June 03, 2016, 03:28:47 AM
I too carry much but use little. Nice Squirt pics. If you can get a pick of a LM Squirt beside a Squirt Boat you will win the internets.
Sent from my XT1563 using Tapatalk
dks
Absolute Zombie Club
Posts:
21,804
Δοξα συ ο Θεός
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #5 on:
June 03, 2016, 09:51:51 AM
squirt, pussies... this thread is bound to get interesting...
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"
[
Knife threads
] [
Country shopping guides
] [
Battery-Charger-Light threads
] [
Picture threads
]
Merit Badges
SteveC
Global Moderator
Just Bananas
Posts:
72,492
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #6 on:
June 03, 2016, 01:54:35 PM
Merit Badges
gregozedobe
Absolutely No Life Club
Posts:
5,148
Apparently it is possible to have too many tools;)
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #7 on:
June 03, 2016, 02:06:36 PM
Quote from: powernoodle on June 01, 2016, 11:07:38 PM
I'm pretty sure that red is my favorite
. Or maybe its blue. Or black. I'm sure its one of those.
I think I like the purple best of all, although the pink, orange and yellow also have a certain appeal
babola: "Enjoy your tools and don't be afraid to air your opinion and feelings here, but do it in courteous and respectable way toward others, of course."
powernoodle
Absolutely No Life Club
Posts:
6,922
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #8 on:
June 03, 2016, 10:23:12 PM
Day 3
Chocolate chip pancakes for Powernoodle Junior.
Merit Badges
powernoodle
Absolutely No Life Club
Posts:
6,922
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #9 on:
June 04, 2016, 08:19:47 PM
Day 4
Lady Squirt knows her way around a sack of birdseed. Oh yeah.
Merit Badges
powernoodle
Absolutely No Life Club
Posts:
6,922
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #10 on:
June 05, 2016, 08:16:49 PM
Day 5
After a rough week of making pancakes and opening birdseed, I thought that Lady Squirt would enjoy a relaxing day in the sun. She was quite grateful. Just look at her smile.
Merit Badges
Mercury
Admin Team
Absolutely No Life Club
Posts:
8,922
Wearer of the Cloak of Band-aye-eed.
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #11 on:
June 05, 2016, 10:36:37 PM
Nice pics, this is a fun thread to follow.
Sean
Merit Badges
Poncho65
Global Moderator
Just Bananas
Posts:
88,455
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #12 on:
June 06, 2016, 02:25:20 AM
2 more days
Merit Badges
powernoodle
Absolutely No Life Club
Posts:
6,922
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #13 on:
June 06, 2016, 07:16:48 PM
Day 6
Lady Squirt is well-pleased with the blueberry harvest this year at Powernoodle Organic Farms, LLC.
Merit Badges
powernoodle
Absolutely No Life Club
Posts:
6,922
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #14 on:
June 07, 2016, 11:10:08 PM
Day 7
Earlier today, Lady Squirt wanted to visit Cave Hill cemetary in Louisville, Kentucky. Sadly, she was turned away at the gate because they were preparing the grave for some guy named Muhammad Ali. I told her that Colonel Sanders was also buried at Cave Hill. When I told her that I had met both the Colonel and Muhammad Ali, she was totally unimpressed. I guess that chicks don't care that much about fried chicken and boxing.
Undeterred, we moved on to Eastern Cemetery on the adjoining property. Lady Squirt asked me to take a couple of pics of the funny and strange names she saw.
Lady Squirt was totally fascinated to consider that this total stranger, Peter Funk, was 8 years old when John Adams and Thomas Jefferson died, and very well may have fought in the U.S. Civil war. Lady Squirt made a joke about "Peter Funk", but I can't repeat it here.
Lady Squirt wondered how and why this woman was named Pocahantas. Was her husband really 114 years old, or did someone fail to attend to his gravestone?
After a busy morning contemplating life's mysteries, Lady Squirt had a refreshing fresh kale salad which quickly restored her midi-chloreans. An extended nap in her master's pocket completed her afternoon.
---------------
Lady Squirt wanted me to thank everyone for sharing in her adventures, and she looks forward to the next time.
«
Last Edit: June 07, 2016, 11:43:51 PM by powernoodle
»
Merit Badges
zoidberg
Point Of No Return
Posts:
37,929
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #15 on:
June 17, 2016, 04:16:15 AM
Nice thread sir.
Poncho65
Global Moderator
Just Bananas
Posts:
88,455
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #16 on:
June 17, 2016, 04:29:42 AM
How did I miss the last day or so of this awesome thread
Congrats on the badge powernoodle
Merit Badges
powernoodle
Absolutely No Life Club
Posts:
6,922
Re: Seven days with Lady Squirt
Reply #17 on:
June 17, 2016, 12:21:31 PM
Merit Badges
Print
Pages:
1
Go Up
Multitool.org Forum
»
Forum
»
Tool Talk
»
Leatherman Tools
»
Seven days with Lady Squirt
Donations
Operational Funds
Help us keep the Unworkable working!
April Goal:
$300.00
Due Date:
Apr 30
Total Receipts:
$115.65
PayPal Fees:
$7.03
Net Balance:
$108.62
Below Goal:
$191.38
Site Currency:
USD
36%
April Donations
Community Links
Powered by
EzPortal
Search
This topic
This board
Entire forum
Google
Username
Password
Always stay logged in
Forgot your password?