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stressmaster5000 · **on:** February 11, 2010, 03:09:39 AM

You spend enough time on the internet

posting on forums

you eventually reach 1000........

I have spent many hours here dispensing the knowledge that I have of SAK's and receiving much more back. I have learned many things here.

I have also wasted tons of time and posted many silly jokes, photos and other nonsense.

I must say though that the one thing that I will always remember the most about the last 1000 posts is........

What has been seen can not be unseen....................

Why is Def in this dress?

?

After I figure this out I will continue onto the next 1000.

Gareth · **Reply #1 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:11:25 AM

Some questions are best not answered.

Congratulations on the 1,000.

hawkchucker · **Reply #2 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:13:13 AM

Yup. But as for the pcture.... He is a cheep date and will put out!

jim guy · **Reply #3 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:18:24 AM

Quote from: hawkchucker on February 11, 2010, 03:13:13 AM

Yup. But as for the pcture.... He is a cheep date and will put out!

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #4 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:36:26 AM

It wasn't a dress, it was a blouse! Sheesh, do I need to put on a dress so you guys can see the difference?

At least it wasn't the shower pic, or that other one that started as a joke but went horribly. horribly wrong....

Def

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:37:23 AM

Oh, and good to have you around so long Wayne! Here's to the next 1,000!

Def

donvito · **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:38:39 AM

No need to post the other pics Def

the image is already burned forever into my retinas. To the next 1k

jim guy · **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:40:04 AM

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on February 11, 2010, 03:36:26 AM

It wasn't a dress, it was a blouse! Sheesh, do I need to put on a dress so you guys can see the difference?

At least it wasn't the shower pic, or that other one that started as a joke but went horribly. horribly wrong....

Def

no please no

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #8 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:40:42 AM

I'd like to point out, once again, that there is a perfectly good reason for why I'm wearing the blouse and have pigtails...

Def

hawkchucker · **Reply #9 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:41:31 AM

Yah he just likes to feel pretty at times.

jim guy · **Reply #10 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:42:02 AM

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on February 11, 2010, 03:40:42 AM

I'd like to point out, once again, that there is a perfectly good reason for why I'm wearing the blouse and have pigtails...

Def

yeah I bet there is!

jim guy · **Reply #11 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:43:34 AM

Quote from: hawkchucker on February 11, 2010, 03:41:31 AM

Yah he just likes to feel pretty at times.

after a few of these

?

hawkchucker · **Reply #12 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:45:49 AM

Hey come on ...as guys we have all had out "GRANTS" after a couple cervesas. Mine looked like a 10 drunk and when I woke well lets just say the floor groaned when she walked away.. I feel soo dirty.

jim guy · **Reply #13 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:47:40 AM

Quote from: hawkchucker on February 11, 2010, 03:45:49 AM

Hey come on ...as guys we have all had out "GRANTS" after a couple cervesas. Mine looked like a 10 drunk and when I woke well lets just say the floor groaned when she walked away.. I feel soo dirty.

yep

hawkchucker · **Reply #14 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:49:29 AM

Actually if ya look at the pic close... Doesnt he have cleavage?

jim guy · **Reply #15 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:50:39 AM

thats what I thought but was afraid to ask

Grant Lamontagne · **Reply #16 on:** February 11, 2010, 03:57:16 AM

Actually, I was quite sober at the time, and subject to the same reason we all do silly things- worse than alcohol, it was because of a woman... or rather, several women!

After we closed the bar one night we were all sitting down and relaxing with a beer, and I decided to let my hair down. A few moments later, one of the owners of the bar, a woman with classic, beautiful Greek features, started playing with my hair. Not being one to complain, I let her do pretty well whatever she wanted, and the next thing I know, I had the pigtails. Then, one of the bartenders, a very well endowed blonde said I would look prettier if we changed shirts, so naturally I pulled mine off and tossed it to her, hoping she would reciprocate. Tragically, she went into the kitchen and changed, then tossed her shirt at me once mine was safely in place. So, I put her shirt on, both impressed and depressed at the same time that we have similar cup sizes! The other bar owner, another beautiful blonde started snapping pics with her camera phone, and I decided to ham it up a bit.

You would have all done the same thing in my place I'm sure.... and that's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Def

jim guy · **Reply #17 on:** February 11, 2010, 04:00:05 AM

I dont see no women in that pic

hawkchucker · **Reply #18 on:** February 11, 2010, 04:03:50 AM

Im tellin ya he just wanted to feel pretty.

stressmaster5000 · **Reply #19 on:** February 11, 2010, 04:14:32 AM

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on February 11, 2010, 03:40:42 AM

I'd like to point out, once again, that there is a perfectly good reason for why I'm wearing the blouse and have pigtails...

Def

OK, I will buy that story.

Sounds believable and reasonable.

OK, so now I can start on the next 1000. Hmmm..... what to post?

rp252 · **Reply #20 on:** February 11, 2010, 07:04:07 AM

Quote from: stressmaster5000 on February 11, 2010, 04:14:32 AM

Quote from: Grant Lamontagne on February 11, 2010, 03:40:42 AM
I'd like to point out, once again, that there is a perfectly good reason for why I'm wearing the blouse and have pigtails...

Def
OK, I will buy that story. Sounds believable and reasonable.

OK, so now I can start on the next 1000. Hmmm..... what to post?

As long as its not more pictures of men dressed as women (and then several posts trying to make up a 'plausible' excuse

) post whatever you want.

In fairness to Grant, I'd wager worse things were done at the behest of beautiful women. I know I've done some pretty shocking things for women.

Mike, Lord of the Spammers! · **Reply #21 on:** February 11, 2010, 07:05:52 AM

It's great to have you aboard mate

Chako · **Reply #22 on:** February 11, 2010, 12:28:44 PM

Yes, please do not bring back that shower photo. As for the other one....must have been way before my time as I have no clue. Quite possibly having no clue might be in my favour in this one I am thinking (unless it involves an MT doing the nipple twist on a hardly dressed guy

).

Welcome to your 1000th post. Here is to another 1000.