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[Neil]

The sun must of really got to him to be so generous with his offer's

    Are you implying it wasn't my wit and charm

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

The sun must of really got to him to be so generous with his offer's

    Are you implying it wasn't my wit and charm

Maybe it was you kind offer not to gas him on the way home, by consuming only half a tin of beans

[John]

Pants, it was in the bottom of the clear box, I just forgot to lob it your way    I'll pop it in the post.

Hi Neil this may help both? just send me a very,very used Alox farmer instead! mate  ,new would be even better tho   
  

[Flashback]

Hey, did I forget the freebie for the chap attending in the morning?

If I did can you PM me your address and I'll send it out ASAP.

nick

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Hey, did I forget the freebie for the chap attending in the morning?

If I did can you PM me your address and I'll send it out ASAP.

nick

It was Zag mate

[Neil]

The sun must of really got to him to be so generous with his offer's

    Are you implying it wasn't my wit and charm

Maybe it was you kind offer not to gas him on the way home, by consuming only half a tin of beans

Almost, I did at least have the decency to take the car's air-con. off recirculate before proceeding with the fumigation 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

The sun must of really got to him to be so generous with his offer's

    Are you implying it wasn't my wit and charm

Maybe it was you kind offer not to gas him on the way home, by consuming only half a tin of beans

Almost, I did at least have the decency to take the car's air-con. off recirculate before proceeding with the fumigation 

Ever the gent then

[Neil]

Believe me it wasn't entirely altruistic 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Believe me it wasn't entirely altruistic  

Come now, we all have a sense of pride, in our gaseous output's

[DaveK]

When I got home, my wonderful other half had bought me my very own MOP knife actually

She picked it up at a car boot sale - it was really nice thought Neil saw it and apparently I have myself a nice genuine MOP little slippy, with "snakeskin" case

[Benner]

I want one  *sulks.

[DaveK]

Neil reckoned it was a Sheffield made (what I would call a penknife).

It needs a little clean, but I'll likely do that tomorrow