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ca Offline jzmtl

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IKEA fire starting kit
on: September 16, 2010, 04:18:02 AM
Didn't know IKEA sold fire starters.  :D



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Re: IKEA fire starting kit
Reply #1 on: September 16, 2010, 06:21:08 AM
lol right on!  :D


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Re: IKEA fire starting kit
Reply #2 on: September 16, 2010, 10:00:57 AM
Great! But a little bit expensive, if you summ it all up, I guess...  :think:


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Re: IKEA fire starting kit
Reply #3 on: September 16, 2010, 12:34:06 PM
Exactly what I was thinking after watching the video.
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Re: IKEA fire starting kit
Reply #4 on: September 16, 2010, 01:27:28 PM
I am still not going to Ikea  >:(
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Re: IKEA fire starting kit
Reply #5 on: September 16, 2010, 01:43:14 PM
Wow!  :o

So I've been starting fires all these year totally the wrong way :ahhh  :think:


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Re: IKEA fire starting kit
Reply #6 on: September 16, 2010, 03:56:41 PM
I am still not going to Ikea  >:(
I mistook the topic title for a kit to set fire to IKEA stores ..... :oops:


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Re: IKEA fire starting kit
Reply #7 on: September 17, 2010, 08:59:30 AM
I am still not going to Ikea  >:(
Go straight to their restaurant, you can get a cheap lunch (at least over here) and then for eating it get a place at the window facing to the parking lot and watch all that people with huge packages trying to get them into their small cars  :rofl:


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Re: IKEA fire starting kit
Reply #8 on: September 17, 2010, 09:54:25 AM
I am still not going to Ikea  >:(
Go straight to their restaurant, you can get a cheap lunch (at least over here) and then for eating it get a place at the window facing to the parking lot and watch all that people with huge packages trying to get them into their small cars  :rofl:

I have to admit I've done this atleast twice. XD
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Re: IKEA fire starting kit
Reply #9 on: September 17, 2010, 09:07:29 PM
Well done, but bizarre choice of materials.  :)


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Re: IKEA fire starting kit
Reply #10 on: September 17, 2010, 10:27:50 PM
I am still not going to Ikea  >:(
Go straight to their restaurant, you can get a cheap lunch (at least over here) and then for eating it get a place at the window facing to the parking lot and watch all that people with huge packages trying to get them into their small cars  :rofl:

I have to admit I've done this atleast twice. XD


OMG! How did I never think of that? :D

I usually go in to get fuelled up with coffee and sit as far away from any small screaming children as possible, so I have missed the simple yet elegant free entertainment to be had!

I then go to get a big handful of those little fluffy rats and hide them all around the store in inappropriate places. That's how I get through it :D


As for the fire kit, who knew!?
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Re: IKEA fire starting kit
Reply #11 on: September 17, 2010, 10:40:20 PM

I then go to get a big handful of those little fluffy rats and hide them all around the store in inappropriate places. That's how I get through it :D


Like this one? I love them  :dd:

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Re: IKEA fire starting kit
Reply #12 on: September 18, 2010, 04:15:39 AM
Did you notice the band-aid (plaster?) on his finger soon after the knife was unwrapped?    :)
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Re: IKEA fire starting kit
Reply #13 on: September 18, 2010, 02:46:38 PM

I then go to get a big handful of those little fluffy rats and hide them all around the store in inappropriate places. That's how I get through it :D


Like this one? I love them  :dd:
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Similar, yes :)

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Re: IKEA fire starting kit
Reply #14 on: September 18, 2010, 07:36:07 PM
Ikea are very crafty I have a heap of those stuffed toys as they place the cuddly animal display at exactly the right spot where the kids will need to be placated to get thought the rest of the maze with out dying of boredom



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Re: IKEA fire starting kit
Reply #15 on: September 18, 2010, 10:00:13 PM
My two actually like Ikea :think:  I let them and their mother go and get on with it ::)  Yes we have a rat and its much loved.  We also have a big weird looking crocodile and probably other Ikea escapes :)
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Re: IKEA fire starting kit
Reply #16 on: September 19, 2010, 12:21:51 AM
Well, if I'm ever trapped out in the wilderness with only an Ikea and a credit card, I'll remember this video.

Good technique, though.


 

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