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A thread for the smoker 8687

Wielder of the Bow of Banishment. Admin Team Point Of No Return Posts: 31,235 El Presidente del Fan Club Micky D
Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #120 on: December 02, 2010, 11:23:01 PM »
Could be worse.  At least he didn't nick your hat as well :D

He had that last year.  And a smurfing scarf. :rant:  Thieving little git.

 :D :D

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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #121 on: December 03, 2010, 12:22:09 AM »
Could be worse.  At least he didn't nick your hat as well :D

He had that last year.  And a smurfing scarf. :rant:  Thieving little git.

 :D :D

If I were you, I'd turn up the heat.  He'll confess.

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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #122 on: December 03, 2010, 12:44:58 AM »
Could be worse.  At least he didn't nick your hat as well :D

He had that last year.  And a smurfing scarf. :rant:  Thieving little git.

 :D :D

If I were you, I'd turn up the heat.  He'll confess.

I agree; he looks as if he'd melt under the heat of an interrogation lamp. :D
Wielder of the Bow of Banishment. Admin Team Point Of No Return Posts: 31,235 El Presidente del Fan Club Micky D
Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #123 on: December 03, 2010, 12:47:15 AM »
Could be worse.  At least he didn't nick your hat as well :D

He had that last year.  And a smurfing scarf. :rant:  Thieving little git.

 :D :D

If I were you, I'd turn up the heat.  He'll confess.

I agree; he looks as if he'd melt under the heat of an interrogation lamp. :D

He, and so my pipe, is now totally buried under a couple of feet of snow. :-\  Sneaky I say.

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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #124 on: December 04, 2010, 11:59:03 PM »
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Wielder of the Bow of Banishment. Admin Team Point Of No Return Posts: 31,235 El Presidente del Fan Club Micky D
Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #125 on: December 05, 2010, 10:48:01 AM »
Well don't tell my wife, but I picked up a pipe the other day and had it out with me last night.  Very nice to smoke but it don't half smell. :)

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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #126 on: December 05, 2010, 12:48:29 PM »
I used to smoke, but when i reached the magic mark of 100 cigarettes a day, I quit. Now it is 4years since I stopped smoking, but I still have a nice cigar from time to time. I even have 5-10 cigarettes a year, for sometimes, when I'm drunk, I try one again.

Smoking cigars is nice, I like a good smoke and a nice drink. I sometimes have Cubans, but I prefer cigars from the Republic Dominican and honduras...

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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #127 on: December 05, 2010, 01:43:48 PM »
Some day... :dd:



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Wielder of the Bow of Banishment. Admin Team Point Of No Return Posts: 31,235 El Presidente del Fan Club Micky D
Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #128 on: December 05, 2010, 01:49:02 PM »
This is what I went for.





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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #129 on: December 05, 2010, 02:19:40 PM »
This is what I went for.
Nice one Gareth, I had one very similar to yours..  :tu:
Enjoy..  ;)


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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #130 on: December 08, 2010, 09:29:05 PM »

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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #131 on: December 08, 2010, 10:04:21 PM »
All this time I thought y'all were talking about one of these:


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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #132 on: December 10, 2010, 12:45:07 AM »
Geeze. Can't even trust a snowman--friggin' thief! :rant:
Are we sure it's a snowMAN? I don't see any snowballs.  :think:

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Wielder of the Bow of Banishment. Admin Team Point Of No Return Posts: 31,235 El Presidente del Fan Club Micky D
Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #133 on: December 10, 2010, 11:57:41 PM »
Could be worse.  At least he didn't nick your hat as well :D

He had that last year.  And a smurfing scarf. :rant:  Thieving little git.

 :D :D

If I were you, I'd turn up the heat.  He'll confess.

I let nature take it's course and I'm happy to report that he's now a puddle of slush, a pile of stones and a couple of twigs. >:D

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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #134 on: December 11, 2010, 01:13:07 AM »
Could be worse.  At least he didn't nick your hat as well :D

He had that last year.  And a smurfing scarf. :rant:  Thieving little git.

 :D :D

If I were you, I'd turn up the heat.  He'll confess.

I let nature take it's course and I'm happy to report that he's now a puddle of slush, a pile of stones and a couple of twigs. >:D

Went to pieces, did he?

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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #135 on: December 11, 2010, 10:32:29 PM »
This is what I went for.


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Lovely! And not much different from my own billiard.  :tu:

I had a nice drive on Friday for work (about an hour and a half) and my pipe was ablaze the entire trip out and back.

A long drive into the forest is a good time for a pipe.  :)
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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #136 on: December 11, 2010, 10:33:22 PM »

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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #137 on: December 11, 2010, 10:39:33 PM »
Some day... :dd:

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Beautiful!

Why not today?
I quit smoking about 15 months ago and promised my girls not to start again.. :)
But when I'm 70 it's a whole different story.. :D


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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #138 on: December 11, 2010, 10:52:43 PM »
Gotcha. I understand.


Well then... you leave those nasty pipes alone! Foul things, I tell you! Horrible! Pipe smoke tastes like a footballer's gym sock set alight with kerosene that has been run through a dead camels rectum and stored in the laundry bin at a whore house!

You'd hate it.. trust me.

 ;)

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Keeper Of The PowerCut Admin Team Zombie Apprentice Posts: 16,895 - Allan

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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #139 on: December 11, 2010, 11:02:58 PM »
Gotcha. I understand.


Well then... you leave those nasty pipes alone! Foul things, I tell you! Horrible! Pipe smoke tastes like a footballer's gym sock set alight with kerosene that has been run through a dead camels rectum and stored in the laundry bin at a whore house!

You'd hate it.. trust me.

 ;)
I used to have 3 pibes round the house (cigarettes at work), so I know exactly what you mean.. :-\

Nicely put btw..  :D :D


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No Life Club Posts: 1,223 His name is Robert Paulson.
Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #140 on: December 11, 2010, 11:21:49 PM »
Nicely put btw..  :D :D

Some say I have a way with words.  :D

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Wielder of the Bow of Banishment. Admin Team Point Of No Return Posts: 31,235 El Presidente del Fan Club Micky D
Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #141 on: December 11, 2010, 11:22:00 PM »
Gotcha. I understand.


Well then... you leave those nasty pipes alone! Foul things, I tell you! Horrible! Pipe smoke tastes like a footballer's gym sock set alight with kerosene that has been run through a dead camels rectum and stored in the laundry bin at a whore house!

You'd hate it.. trust me.

 ;)

 :rofl:

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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #142 on: December 12, 2010, 12:11:20 AM »
Some day... :dd:

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Beautiful!

Why not today?
I quit smoking about 15 months ago and promised my girls not to start again.. :)
But when I'm 70 it's a whole different story.. :D

and you also said if you start again i get the powercut  ;)

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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #143 on: January 21, 2011, 07:48:05 PM »
Benner bump

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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #144 on: January 21, 2011, 08:48:39 PM »
I'm considering to switch to pipes... Anny thaughts?

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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #145 on: January 22, 2011, 12:14:45 AM »
I'm considering to switch to pipes... Anny thaughts?
Do it..  :) The only kind of smoke I really miss after quitting.. :-\


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Re: A thread for the smoker
« Reply #146 on: January 22, 2011, 01:09:27 AM »
I'm considering to switch to pipes... Anny thaughts?
I love my pipes. I tend to smoke them when just hanging around the house, not so much when out and about. That's starting to change, though, as I'm trying (not too hard, but trying) to quit cigarettes. Smoking a pipe also gives me an excuse to collect another thing!

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