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Why teachers drink
on: November 29, 2010, 05:55:43 PM
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Re: Why teachers drink
Reply #1 on: November 29, 2010, 06:41:58 PM
I got sent that too :D
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Re: Why teachers drink
Reply #2 on: November 29, 2010, 08:08:40 PM
I've seen them before but they still made me chuckle. :D
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Re: Why teachers drink
Reply #3 on: November 29, 2010, 08:12:06 PM
 :D :D
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Re: Why teachers drink
Reply #4 on: November 29, 2010, 08:19:26 PM
I like their answers  :tu:

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Re: Why teachers drink
Reply #5 on: November 29, 2010, 09:02:24 PM
 :ahhh

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Re: Why teachers drink
Reply #6 on: November 30, 2010, 12:17:01 PM
I could think of some more actually... They are curvy, come in pairs, and are attached to certain students in your class/lab... :-[ :D

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Re: Why teachers drink
Reply #7 on: November 30, 2010, 09:34:24 PM
Quote from: Nikos on November 30, 2010, 12:17:01 PM
I could think of some more actually... They are curvy, come in pairs, and are attached to certain students in your class/lab... :-[ :D

That's not why teachers drink, that's why teachers get fired.  :D

So bad in Scotland we even make Whisky for them. :-\

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Re: Why teachers drink
Reply #8 on: December 01, 2010, 05:41:30 PM
 :D  :cheers: :rofl:

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Re: Why teachers drink
Reply #9 on: December 01, 2010, 06:22:34 PM
This one is still my favorite!


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