Let me just say if you ever see the need to replace your C4 spike due to wear and tear...
10. You tell your neighbours you work for the local dairy company.
09. A coup is more than a little off the top for you at the Barbers.
08. The word ordinance has special meanings for you.
07. You find yourself glued to the Discovery station every time the show Detonators is on.
06. Your idea of a Demolition Derby is to see who can blow stuff up the quickest.
05. You have worked for several organizations, half of which don't officially exist.
04. You can explain why certain chemicals react violently when mixed.
03. Fire in the hole does not mean you ate at the local Mexican restaurant.
02. The smell of cyclotrimethylene trinitramine gets you aroused in the morning.
01. You can argue for a few hours that the Hurt Locker got it all wrong. They should have been blowing smurf up and not disabling them!
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