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We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
on: March 25, 2015, 11:53:59 PM
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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #1 on: March 26, 2015, 12:27:13 AM
Made me think of this.



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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #2 on: March 26, 2015, 10:34:51 PM
Many foreign names sound ridiculous in Greek and they usually change their pronunciation here. Famous people like Charlton Heston, Paul Muni and Mario Puzzo.
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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #3 on: March 27, 2015, 12:20:34 AM
:rofl: Sofia Vergara too :rofl:
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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #4 on: March 27, 2015, 12:23:42 AM
From an article here about him:

In light of hearing about smurf, here are the top 10 funniest names in sport we could find:

1 Gaylord Silly (Seychelles runner)
2 Dick Trickle (Nascar driver) and Dick Felt (American football)
3 Ron Tugnutt (Ice hockey)
4 Curry Burns (American football)
5 Anna Smashnova (tennis)
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7 Yoshie Takesmurfa (volleyball)
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10 Rusty Kuntz (baseball)

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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #5 on: March 27, 2015, 02:49:33 AM
Man I needed to laugh at something that hard. Thanks!  :cheers:
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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #6 on: March 27, 2015, 02:54:12 AM
my favorite one was one I saw on the History Channel

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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #7 on: March 27, 2015, 03:07:55 AM
Quote from: Syncop8r on March 27, 2015, 12:23:42 AM
From an article here about him:

In light of hearing about smurf, here are the top 10 funniest names in sport we could find:

1 Gaylord Silly (Seychelles runner)
2 Dick Trickle (Nascar driver) and Dick Felt (American football)
3 Ron Tugnutt (Ice hockey)
4 Curry Burns (American football)
5 Anna Smashnova (tennis)
6 Wolfgang Wolf (former football coach of Wolfsburg)
7 Yoshie Takesmurfa (volleyball)
8 Destinee Hooker (volleyball)
9 Dean Windass and David Seaman (football)
10 Rusty Kuntz (baseball)



They forgot the most popular foul sounding name in sport history.

Dick Butkus - (NFL)

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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #8 on: March 27, 2015, 03:42:19 AM
Local famous Houston benefactor and patroness of the arts....  Ima Hogg.

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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #9 on: March 27, 2015, 07:46:12 AM
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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #10 on: March 27, 2015, 10:33:47 AM
Quote from: firiki on March 27, 2015, 12:20:34 AM
:rofl: Sofia Vergara too :rofl:

I owe you lot an explanation: the names kkokkolis listed do have a dirty meaning in Greek indeed. I'll let him do the explaining  ::)

Vergara, however, is not a dirty word; it literally translates into "big, wooden stick".... you see where I'm getting at  :facepalm:


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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #11 on: March 27, 2015, 10:42:11 AM
Quote from: firiki on March 27, 2015, 10:33:47 AM

I owe you lot an explanation: the names kkokkolis listed do have a dirty meaning in Greek indeed. I'll let him do the explaining  ::)


Simple. It means Charlton Smurf, Paul Smurf and Mario Smurf.
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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #12 on: March 27, 2015, 11:15:35 AM
There sure seems to be a lot of Greek words for smurf!   :pok:

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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #13 on: March 27, 2015, 11:16:21 AM
:rofl: :rofl:
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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #14 on: March 27, 2015, 11:17:03 AM
When it comes to funny name jokes I always get a laugh at Bill Stickers.



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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #15 on: March 27, 2015, 11:22:27 AM
Somehow I remembered that film where Robert DeNiro is Ben Stiller's father-in-law :rofl:
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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #16 on: March 27, 2015, 11:36:29 AM
Quote from: firiki on March 27, 2015, 11:22:27 AM
Somehow I remembered that film where Robert DeNiro is Ben Stiller's father-in-law :rofl:

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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #17 on: March 28, 2015, 10:47:40 PM
Let's not forget Brazilian football player Kaká...

How a child calls poop over here...
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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #18 on: March 28, 2015, 10:56:00 PM
And an Indonessian National Hero was called Tan Malaka. Really!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tan_Malaka
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Re: We'd have to call him "Smurf?"
Reply #19 on: March 28, 2015, 11:11:54 PM
:tu: There are also the Straits of Malacca http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strait_of_Malacca

and Si Malakas (and si Maganda), a kind of Filippino Adam and Eve it seems ?


No offense meant to any culture, this is MT.O so it goes without saying, but I thought I'd state it clearly just in case.


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