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If your GF/WIFE was a MT.
on: October 09, 2011, 06:45:02 AM
This thread was inspired by Steve.  :D

If your GF/WIFE was a MT or SAK which one would she be and why.  :think: This might get interesting.   :D
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Re: If your GF/WIFE was a MT.
Reply #1 on: October 09, 2011, 07:01:18 AM
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Re: If your GF/WIFE was a MT.
Reply #2 on: October 09, 2011, 07:03:29 AM
There's no such thing as "Too pretty to carry".  There's only "Too pretty NOT to carry"...... >:D
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Reply #3 on: October 09, 2011, 07:06:01 AM
Well I guess mine would be....pink. Her fav color. Non knife model, as her meds make her clumsy. Might have to have a "falling alarm" and a flip out pill case. She's got epilepsy. We make fun of it so it doesn't get us down. Nothing to harmful as she's a "girl" lol.
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Re: If your GF/WIFE was a MT.
Reply #4 on: October 09, 2011, 07:11:34 AM
Quote from: tattoosteve99 on October 09, 2011, 07:06:01 AM
Well I guess mine would be....pink. Her fav color. Non knife model, as her meds make her clumsy. Might have to have a "falling alarm" and a flip out pill case. She's got epilepsy. We make fun of it so it doesn't get us down. Nothing to harmful as she's a "girl" lol.

I was talking a MT or SAK that exists but I like where your headed with this.
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Reply #5 on: October 09, 2011, 07:12:24 AM
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Reply #6 on: October 09, 2011, 07:13:59 AM
Quote from: captain spaulding on October 09, 2011, 07:11:34 AM
Quote from: tattoosteve99 on October 09, 2011, 07:06:01 AM
Well I guess mine would be....pink. Her fav color. Non knife model, as her meds make her clumsy. Might have to have a "falling alarm" and a flip out pill case. She's got epilepsy. We make fun of it so it doesn't get us down. Nothing to harmful as she's a "girl" lol.

I was talking a MT or SAK that exists but I like where your headed with this.

It will defiantly have to be a custom cause she's a piece of work ;)
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Reply #7 on: October 09, 2011, 08:30:32 AM
Body like a Vic Spirit, but personality like a SOG Blacktip..  ;) :D
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Reply #8 on: October 09, 2011, 08:47:30 AM
Mine's not one but someone has got to answer MUT from Leatherman :)

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Re: If your GF/WIFE was a MT.
Reply #9 on: October 09, 2011, 09:05:30 AM
Quote from: captain spaulding on October 09, 2011, 07:12:24 AM
Quote from: Bruce909 on October 09, 2011, 07:01:18 AM
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Sooo.... a Charge TTi.  :D

Trust me a Charge TTi is not expensive, a Damascus Wave and Anniversary Charge are pricey.  Expensive is the Charge Del Rey. 

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Reply #10 on: October 09, 2011, 09:56:31 AM
Quote from: Bruce909 on October 09, 2011, 09:05:30 AM
Quote from: captain spaulding on October 09, 2011, 07:12:24 AM
Quote from: Bruce909 on October 09, 2011, 07:01:18 AM
EXPENSIVE

Sooo.... a Charge TTi.  :D

Trust me a Charge TTi is not expensive, a Damascus Wave and Anniversary Charge are pricey.  Expensive is the Charge Del Rey.


That Del Ray better be able to give me a bl.....  for that kinda price.  ;)
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Re: If your GF/WIFE was a MT.
Reply #11 on: October 09, 2011, 11:04:52 AM
Cheap Chinese multitool :gimme:

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If your GF/WIFE was a MT.
Reply #12 on: October 09, 2011, 01:19:23 PM
I don't know enough MT's to compare, but would sum her up as "tougher than she looks"
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Re: If your GF/WIFE was a MT.
Reply #13 on: October 09, 2011, 02:56:49 PM
SURGE !!!!!
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Reply #14 on: October 09, 2011, 03:39:09 PM
I'm trying to think... :think:

What tool could you not live without, one that you would give your life for, the tool of your dreams. But at the same time is a PITA to use, and enjoys constantly telling you what you need to do, and what you haven't done yet... :think:


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Reply #15 on: October 09, 2011, 04:10:25 PM
Threads like this make me happy to be single.  :D
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Reply #16 on: October 09, 2011, 04:12:12 PM
Quote from: turnsouth on October 09, 2011, 03:39:09 PM
I'm trying to think... :think:

What tool could you not live without, one that you would give your life for, the tool of your dreams. But at the same time is a PITA to use, and enjoys constantly telling you what you need to do, and what you haven't done yet... :think:


 ;)

:rofl: :rofl: muhahahahahaha. Lol hahahahahah. Lol lmao
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Re: If your GF/WIFE was a MT.
Reply #17 on: October 09, 2011, 04:50:36 PM
Quote from: Chako on October 09, 2011, 04:10:25 PM
Threads like this make me happy to be single.  :D

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Reply #18 on: October 09, 2011, 04:52:05 PM
Quote from: Chako on October 09, 2011, 04:10:25 PM
Threads like this make me happy to be single.  :D
Yeah cause if you weren't single all those multis would be for sale lol
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Reply #19 on: October 09, 2011, 04:57:01 PM
Not in a million years.
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Reply #20 on: October 09, 2011, 05:05:22 PM
Quote from: Dunc on October 09, 2011, 02:56:49 PM
SURGE !!!!!
lol nice one, mine is actually a magical flashlight used to defeat male refrigerator blindness, Alan had a good one, actually I'll she would be a red ST200, a little retro for me, but completely dependable and making things happen for me, in other words I'd be lost without
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Reply #21 on: October 09, 2011, 06:42:26 PM
You guys are all hilarious!!!  :rofl:

Turnsouth, you're answer hits the nail right on the head!!!   :cheers:

For me, I'd have to say custom for sure, but in lieu of that, she'd have the body of a Juice, the stubbornness of a Crunch, the cleverness and intelligence of a Swiss Tool, the bite of a PowerLock, the voice of the 154cm blade on a Skele-CX, and it would have to all be topped off with polished wood scales stained violet or purple, with little hippie flowers and peace signs all over it. 

That'd be my girl!  (I'm glad she won't ever hear that, because she hates it when I call her my "girl"!)
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Reply #22 on: October 09, 2011, 07:38:04 PM
Quote from: AHB on October 09, 2011, 08:30:32 AM
Body like a Vic Spirit, but personality like a SOG Blacktip..  ;) :D

Perfect. 

Quote from: turnsouth on October 09, 2011, 03:39:09 PM
I'm trying to think... :think:

What tool could you not live without, one that you would give your life for, the tool of your dreams. But at the same time is a PITA to use, and enjoys constantly telling you what you need to do, and what you haven't done yet... :think:


 ;)

I spit out my coffee!  I then told my wife about this post and she stared holes through me.  I guess I should have waited until after the baby comes, she's kinda like a juice at the moment.  Little flatblades that appear usefull but that slice you open if you aren't careful.
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Reply #23 on: October 09, 2011, 07:52:20 PM
SOG paratool...great unique design, bends in the middle, kinda fiddly to open but you just can't stop playing with it ;)
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Reply #24 on: October 09, 2011, 07:53:29 PM
Quote from: badwolf on October 09, 2011, 07:52:20 PM
SOG paratool...great unique design, bends in the middle, kinda fiddly to open but you just can't stop playing with it ;)
Sounds like a keeper..  :D :D
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Reply #25 on: October 09, 2011, 07:58:57 PM
Quote from: badwolf on October 09, 2011, 07:52:20 PM
SOG paratool...great unique design, bends in the middle, kinda fiddly to open but you just can't stop playing with it ;)

 >:D
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Reply #26 on: October 09, 2011, 08:03:07 PM
HAHAHA you guys are great.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Keep em coming.  :tu: :tu: :tu:
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Re: If your GF/WIFE was a MT.
Reply #27 on: October 09, 2011, 09:30:50 PM
This a potentially dangerous thread- since none of us are ever happy with a single MT or SAK, we have collections of them, harems of them. This could get non-single guys in trouble.
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Reply #28 on: October 09, 2011, 09:46:13 PM
Whew! I am safe!

Well it is a good thing that nobody has used this for an analogy...yet!  >:D




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Re: If your GF/WIFE was a MT.
Reply #29 on: October 10, 2011, 12:48:02 AM
She would be equipped with the flat screw drivers from a Juice.  I never know if they will come out play easily or nip at me. 
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