Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.6. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
13. You will cease playing American football.
There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer.
Can we move Guy Fawkes Day to a more pleasant time of year? Say,maybe.....the 4th of July?
11. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager.
17. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 pm with proper cups, never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; strawberries in season.
From now on..... get used to the World Cup.
8. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables.
The metric system is a tool of the devil! My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I like it. -- Grandpa Simpson
Now thats bloody funny, still I'm glad you posted it and not me Dunc
I may have rattled a cage or two
be thankful we're not the French
I just don't find the current trend of French bashing all that amusing, that's all. Nothing major, it just seems like beating a dead horse, and I wish we could come up with some fresh material.
Yeah, I guess you are right. Of course, we have lots of Americans here to defend themselves too!Def
I just don't find the current trend of French bashing all that amusing, that's all. Nothing major, it just seems like beating a dead horse, and I wish we could come up with some fresh material.Def