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hr Offline enki_ck

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Best response ever :rofl:
on: January 14, 2013, 01:37:08 AM
Disclaimer: Anyone attempting to turn this thread into a political discussion will be banned, tared, feathered, and have to undergo the traditional ritual involving lard, a rubber chicken and a blender.

Ok, now to the topic. I heard about this earlier but thought it was just yellow press making stuff up again. Then I saw this link on a friends fb page and had to share. :rofl:

https://petitions.whiteho...-death-star-2016/wlfKzFkN

This petition has been responded to by the White House. See the response below.
WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:
Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.
Those who sign here petition the United States government to secure funding and resources, and begin construction on a Death Star by 2016.

By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority platform and weapon system such as a Death Star, the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense.

Created: Nov 14, 2012
Issues: Defense, Job Creation, Science and Space Policy
TOTAL SIGNATURES
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OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE RESPONSE TO
Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.
This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For
By Paul Shawcross

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?
However, look carefully (here's how) and you'll notice something already floating in the sky -- that's no Moon, it's a Space Station! Yes, we already have a giant, football field-sized International Space Station in orbit around the Earth that's helping us learn how humans can live and thrive in space for long durations. The Space Station has six astronauts -- American, Russian, and Canadian -- living in it right now, conducting research, learning how to live and work in space over long periods of time, routinely welcoming visiting spacecraft and repairing onboard garbage mashers, etc. We've also got two robot science labs -- one wielding a laser -- roving around Mars, looking at whether life ever existed on the Red Planet.

Keep in mind, space is no longer just government-only. Private American companies, through NASA's Commercial Crew and Cargo Program Office (C3PO), are ferrying cargo -- and soon, crew -- to space for NASA, and are pursuing human missions to the Moon this decade.

Even though the United States doesn't have anything that can do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, we've got two spacecraft leaving the Solar System and we're building a probe that will fly to the exterior layers of the Sun. We are discovering hundreds of new planets in other star systems and building a much more powerful successor to the Hubble Space Telescope that will see back to the early days of the universe.

We don't have a Death Star, but we do have floating robot assistants on the Space Station, a President who knows his way around a light saber and advanced (marshmallow) cannon, and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, which is supporting research on building Luke's arm, floating droids, and quadruped walkers.

We are living in the future! Enjoy it. Or better yet, help build it by pursuing a career in a science, technology, engineering or math-related field. The President has held the first-ever White House science fairs and Astronomy Night on the South Lawn because he knows these domains are critical to our country's future, and to ensuring the United States continues leading the world in doing big things.

If you do pursue a career in a science, technology, engineering or math-related field, the Force will be with us! Remember, the Death Star's power to destroy a planet, or even a whole star system, is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Paul Shawcross is Chief of the Science and Space Branch at the White House Office of Management and Budget

Tell us what you think about this response and We the People.
« Last Edit: January 14, 2013, 01:38:57 AM by enki_ck »


us Offline Lynn LeFey

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Re: Best response ever :rofl:
Reply #1 on: January 14, 2013, 01:40:35 AM
And, for some strange reason, the White House has refused to build it.

I want a death star.

Also reminds me of this...



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Re: Best response ever :rofl:
Reply #2 on: January 14, 2013, 01:41:55 AM
A very sane response to an insane sugestion!
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Re: Best response ever :rofl:
Reply #3 on: January 14, 2013, 01:43:05 AM
Oh please tell me that response is true??! :rofl:
I heard about the petition, but didn't know about that bit!

Love it, thank you :cheers:
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Re: Best response ever :rofl:
Reply #4 on: January 14, 2013, 03:06:51 AM
Oh please tell me that response is true??! :rofl:
I heard about the petition, but didn't know about that bit!

Love it, thank you :cheers:

The response is in fact true.  I'm sure they found some intern in the White House and told them to go nuts with the writing.


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Re: Best response ever :rofl:
Reply #5 on: January 14, 2013, 09:31:15 AM
Hey, at least they have their sense of humor. Though I'd support building a Death Star...  :D
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Best response ever :rofl:
Reply #6 on: January 14, 2013, 09:36:52 AM
It's a trap!


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Re: Best response ever :rofl:
Reply #7 on: January 14, 2013, 09:47:05 AM
Oh please tell me that response is true??! :rofl:
I heard about the petition, but didn't know about that bit!

Love it, thank you :cheers:
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/secure-resources-and-funding-and-begin-construction-death-star-2016/wlfKzFkN

AFAIK, that's the official page and response.
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Re: Best response ever :rofl:
Reply #8 on: January 14, 2013, 02:54:32 PM
Great stuff :rofl:
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Re: Best response ever :rofl:
Reply #9 on: January 14, 2013, 05:42:25 PM
 :rofl: That was great!!  It nice to see a response like that !!   :tu:


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Re: Best response ever :rofl:
Reply #10 on: January 14, 2013, 07:13:52 PM
That was pretty funny, and a very good sport of a response, considering the request :)
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