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I knew it, I knew it I knew it!!!

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us Offline turnsouth

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I knew it, I knew it I knew it!!!
on: January 31, 2013, 08:24:11 PM
Never underestimate the power of the fleece

fr Offline Whoey

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Re: I knew it, I knew it I knew it!!!
Reply #1 on: January 31, 2013, 08:32:43 PM
 :ahhh
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Re: I knew it, I knew it I knew it!!!
Reply #2 on: January 31, 2013, 08:45:43 PM
nahh

Married = less sex period !
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Re: I knew it, I knew it I knew it!!!
Reply #3 on: January 31, 2013, 08:46:58 PM
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Re: I knew it, I knew it I knew it!!!
Reply #4 on: January 31, 2013, 08:47:10 PM
Sex? That's what posh people get coal in isn't it?

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Re: I knew it, I knew it I knew it!!!
Reply #5 on: January 31, 2013, 08:47:58 PM
Quote from: Rory on January 31, 2013, 08:47:10 PM
Sex? That's what posh people get coal in isn't it?
no, I think that's Essex.
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Re: I knew it, I knew it I knew it!!!
Reply #6 on: January 31, 2013, 09:29:47 PM
Quote from: Taxi Dad on January 31, 2013, 08:45:43 PM
nahh

Married = less sex period !


Ding, Ding, Ding....... we have a winner.  :D
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us Offline turnsouth

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Re: I knew it, I knew it I knew it!!!
Reply #7 on: January 31, 2013, 09:44:12 PM
The circle of life:
  • Looking for a girlfriend = Hardly any sex
  • Having a new girlfriend = So excited about the possibility of sex that a man will work as hard as he can to make her happy
  • Long time girlfriend, or living with a girl = Sex as much as you or her wants as is comfortable
  • Girlfriend wanting to get married = So much sex that the man has to go to the bar with his buddies to get some rest
  • Married =  Sex as much as you want as long as the man will work as hard as he can to make her happy.



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Re: I knew it, I knew it I knew it!!!
Reply #8 on: January 31, 2013, 11:09:10 PM
Are you familiar with the concept of the Jelly-Bean jar?

You get a big jar and every time you have sex with your girlfriend/fiance you put a jelly-bean in it.
After she becomes your wife, you take one out each time you have sex.

Apparently no-one has ever emptied the jar...
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us Offline 82brutus

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Re: I knew it, I knew it I knew it!!!
Reply #9 on: February 01, 2013, 01:29:07 AM
Quote from: PTRSAK on January 31, 2013, 11:09:10 PM
Are you familiar with the concept of the Jelly-Bean jar?

You get a big jar and every time you have sex with your girlfriend/fiance you put a jelly-bean in it.
After she becomes your wife, you take one out each time you have sex.

Apparently no-one has ever emptied the jar...

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us Offline Mercury

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Re: I knew it, I knew it I knew it!!!
Reply #10 on: February 01, 2013, 05:14:58 AM
I would show that to my wife but I'm afraid the jar would then be broken over my head. 

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