Kinda like this but with a knife instead of the fork. You could use the hole to put your finger in, like a kerambit, or to attach a lanyard/carabiner.
It is just a matter of time before they add the word “Syndrome” after my last name.
I don't have OCD, I have OCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Eff the ineffable, scrut the inscrutable.