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Why everyone shoud have a p-38.

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Re: Why everyone shoud have a p-38.
Reply #30 on: June 02, 2008, 11:13:48 PM
:D :D

Sadly the pain doesn't go away when you divorce them either :cry: :cry: :D
So what your saying is Murder is the best option


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Re: Why everyone shoud have a p-38.
Reply #31 on: June 02, 2008, 11:18:53 PM
:D :D

Sadly the pain doesn't go away when you divorce them either :cry: :cry: :D
So what your saying is Murder is the best option
Well as much as I'm known for my restrait...YES :D :D
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Re: Why everyone shoud have a p-38.
Reply #32 on: June 02, 2008, 11:21:15 PM
 :D :D :D


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Re: Why everyone shoud have a p-38.
Reply #33 on: June 02, 2008, 11:21:49 PM
Give in, buy several Farmer's!!!!!!


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Re: Why everyone shoud have a p-38.
Reply #34 on: June 03, 2008, 07:02:37 AM
I don't need to worry about castration;30 years of marriage will do that a man :cry:
You have my respect I am mere amatuer of only 13 yrs
I bet that feel's more than long enough mate :D
I lost all feeling about the 10 year mark  :(
Stick with it my friend;after awhile you'll regain feeling,and at times it'll be akin to running your tongue across a broken tooth :D
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Re: Why everyone shoud have a p-38.
Reply #35 on: June 03, 2008, 07:17:11 AM
I don't need to worry about castration;30 years of marriage will do that a man :cry:

So thats way after 5years in my marriage my bells are getting smaller  :( any remedies?
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Re: Why everyone shoud have a p-38.
Reply #36 on: June 03, 2008, 10:26:46 AM
I don't need to worry about castration;30 years of marriage will do that a man :cry:

So thats way after 5years in my marriage my bells are getting smaller  :( any remedies?
Wait another 2 years till you get the 7 year itch :D
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Re: Why everyone shoud have a p-38.
Reply #37 on: June 20, 2008, 01:52:49 AM


u guys have those ones on right there?


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Re: Why everyone shoud have a p-38.
Reply #38 on: June 20, 2008, 08:40:07 AM
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u guys have those ones on right there?
Similar, but more square cut :)
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Re: Why everyone shoud have a p-38.
Reply #39 on: June 20, 2008, 12:40:03 PM
Excuse my ignorance but is the P-38 a US specific designation?  I bought this little fella from a camp site shop back in the early eighties.  Its a tad over 5cm long.  Looking at the text on it I'm wondering if they were made for British armed forces issue.

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Re: Why everyone shoud have a p-38.
Reply #40 on: June 20, 2008, 03:44:52 PM
It's got the arrowhead, so I would think our armed forces would have used it :think:
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Re: Why everyone shoud have a p-38.
Reply #41 on: June 20, 2008, 05:29:48 PM
Only two kinds are made locally: a non-folding one (which is one of the most retarded de-evolutions I've ever witnessed) and a huge, 7-9 cm iron monster with two cap lifters, that bends from a dirty look. The word "retarded" is somewhat insensitive in this case, as they're actually made by "work therapy" patients. When I think about who's in charge of making Israeli hardware, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

On the bright side, I got a couple of British P-51s as a freebie on eBay. They're awesome. :D
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