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gr Offline kkokkolis

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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #30 on: July 15, 2014, 07:12:49 AM
Ma told me that kids taste better but it wasn't that good. Perhaps I should defrost it before.
Is the ice enough for her Martini or maybe I should take the big ice head also to be sure?


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #31 on: July 15, 2014, 07:59:49 AM
Don’t eat yellow snow!

Training dummies.

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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #32 on: July 15, 2014, 10:20:45 AM

Tiger asked, "do you mind?"
Snowman replied, "no"
"Dope....!"


"Pa!  That's the best snowman setup ever!"



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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #33 on: July 15, 2014, 04:28:43 PM
Why are you looking at me like that, everyone know that you eat the small one first!
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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #34 on: July 15, 2014, 07:42:03 PM
I don't always eat snowmen.  But when I do, I start with the little ones.  >:D


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #35 on: July 15, 2014, 08:35:31 PM
"No more frozen dinners"


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #36 on: July 15, 2014, 09:11:19 PM
I told you not to call him a Pu$$y!



I know i'm a Tiger, you know i'm a Tiger.......Need I say more?
« Last Edit: July 15, 2014, 09:37:17 PM by captain spaulding »
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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #37 on: July 15, 2014, 09:27:43 PM
"I have saved you all from the snowmen intruders. You may thank me with a steak."

"LOOK OUT FOR THE -- oops! sorry, little guy...."


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #38 on: July 15, 2014, 11:37:45 PM
"A carrot ... ? What kind of trickery is going on here ... ?"

"I know I have to cut down on the meat, but this is just ridiculous ..."


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #39 on: July 16, 2014, 12:46:04 AM
Definitely some good ones here folks, keep 'em coming. :cheers:

BTW my wife isn't getting to read any of them until the end, plus names/post counts etc will be hidden from her, so as not to play a factor. :)
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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #40 on: July 16, 2014, 03:25:16 AM
"Yes Dear, I know I have to go catch dinner, I'm just finishing up these snowmen for the kids."


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #41 on: July 16, 2014, 04:59:50 AM
"I thought you said these were men- where's the meat?"
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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #42 on: July 16, 2014, 06:36:45 AM
Tiger says " Opps anyone got duct tape?

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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #43 on: July 16, 2014, 06:49:51 AM
Tiger:  I know what you're thinking....and it's not what it looks like.  I can explain everything!
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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #44 on: July 16, 2014, 08:14:18 AM
"Hello, Animal control?  There's a tiger in my front pouch eating my snowman"

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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #45 on: July 16, 2014, 01:54:38 PM
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Brain freeze!!  :ahhh  Brain freeze!!  :ahhh 

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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #46 on: July 16, 2014, 05:14:44 PM
"Look, Junior! A tiger!"

"A tiger?! WherAARRGGHHHH!!!"

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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #47 on: July 16, 2014, 06:36:28 PM



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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #48 on: July 16, 2014, 06:50:05 PM
Worst .... frost bite ... ever!  :P :D


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #49 on: July 16, 2014, 07:01:39 PM
I am your son now!


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #50 on: July 16, 2014, 07:09:49 PM


Building a snowman under a tiger rearing upright, might seem dangerous at first ... but not when said tiger is actually impaled on a fallen tree


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #51 on: July 16, 2014, 07:20:24 PM
It was kirks fault!! 


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Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling
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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #52 on: July 16, 2014, 07:26:07 PM
Tiger: Snow cones sure got bigger over the years.


Tiger: Make a move and the snowman gets it.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2014, 09:12:39 PM by captain spaulding »
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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #53 on: July 16, 2014, 08:54:57 PM

Lion: Snow cones sure got bigger over the years.


Lion: Make a move and the snowman gets it.

I don't want to be the smart smurf here, but... It's still a tiger


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #54 on: July 16, 2014, 09:12:08 PM

Lion: Snow cones sure got bigger over the years.


Lion: Make a move and the snowman gets it.

I don't want to be the smart smurf here, but... It's still a tiger


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lol. Whoops. I just woke up when I posted that.  :facepalm:
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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #55 on: July 16, 2014, 09:41:01 PM
What a relief! I should do something about that urinary tract infection soon.


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #56 on: July 16, 2014, 11:13:57 PM

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Snowman brains - the other, OTHER white meat!

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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #57 on: July 17, 2014, 03:00:13 PM
White is sooooo over-rated!

OR

'Stripes are this year's white'  >:D


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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #58 on: July 17, 2014, 05:28:58 PM


I'm a tiger, my fur helps me to disappear in the background so my prey doesn't see me... Or I can just chop their heads off! Whatever works...
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Re: Caption Competition!
Reply #59 on: July 17, 2014, 07:16:13 PM
"I tried to give him blonde hair, but his whole head disappeared."

"He said he had a headache, so I gave him a heating pad."


 

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