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Since this is the break room... What bone(s) have you broke? 1786

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Re: Since this is the break room... What bone(s) have you broke?
« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2014, 07:17:18 AM »
..... So I was a middle schooler around 12yrs old and was at my little bros feild day event at his elementary school. There was a loading dock on the side of the school where me and a few friends were hanging out and I got the bright idea I'd jump my bike off it. Well it was the kind inset in the building and only had maybe 15 feet between building and this 4' drop off. I thought "easy I'll just pull a wheelie and even it out flat as I go off the edge" well it didn't go as planned. This loading dock had a 4" steel plate edge sticking up off the flat of the dock. It stopped my back wheel dead in its tracks and flung me straight down the dock face first. I got up and my "friends" had run off. I walked around back and threw the crowd of people staring at me to where my brother and mom where. She flipped out and called an ambulance then brought me in the bathroom to tend to wounds. Apon seeing myself in the mirror I pasted out. I awoke in the ambulance. Had rocks in my face and my nose was off to the left, missing 2 teeth, left hand boxers fracture middle, ring and pinky fingers, and left cheek bone was fractured and last but not least left knee cap. Yeah this was a stupid stunt  :facepalm

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Re: Since this is the break room... What bone(s) have you broke?
« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2014, 07:28:07 AM »
Nothing that I know of? I've been lucky, when I was little I got my finger cought in the sliding door of a van, nothing, played both soccer and karate, nothing, worked in some bad situations, nothing, but one thing I was never to sure about was, as I just put the kids to bed and as I turned around and walked down the hall I accidentally kicked the furnace, OUCH! Nothing at first but the next moring when I woke up the two toes that kicked it were like black! So I don't know what happened.. JR

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Re: Since this is the break room... What bone(s) have you broke?
« Reply #32 on: November 29, 2014, 07:41:43 AM »
I'm boring, one finger, one thumb and a couple of cracked ribs.

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Re: Since this is the break room... What bone(s) have you broke?
« Reply #33 on: November 29, 2014, 08:59:32 AM »
Haven't broken a single bone. Considering some of the dumb things I've done that is pure luck.
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Re: Since this is the break room... What bone(s) have you broke?
« Reply #34 on: November 29, 2014, 09:35:33 AM »
Compound fracture of the left leg,and both calcaneus,all at the same time. Managed to lock the keys into a squash court,and jumped in from the balcony. Of course I should have dropped in....

Ended up having to drag myself across the court Mad Max style to open the court :facepalm:

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Re: Since this is the break room... What bone(s) have you broke?
« Reply #35 on: November 29, 2014, 09:51:17 AM »
None, never.
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Re: Since this is the break room... What bone(s) have you broke?
« Reply #36 on: November 29, 2014, 11:25:31 AM »
Two toes and eight bones in my left heel, nine ribs and my sternum :D

Bloody motorbikes :D

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Re: Since this is the break room... What bone(s) have you broke?
« Reply #37 on: November 29, 2014, 03:58:03 PM »
Two toes and eight bones in my left heel, nine ribs and my sternum :D

Bloody motorbikes :D

Sent from the astropathic choir.
Ok, you broke toes, how do you know are they just soar and like black? JR

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Re: Since this is the break room... What bone(s) have you broke?
« Reply #38 on: November 29, 2014, 07:13:13 PM »
Both wrists, my nose and destroyed a joint in ny finger

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Re: Since this is the break room... What bone(s) have you broke?
« Reply #39 on: November 29, 2014, 07:39:13 PM »
I fractured my left wrist in fourth grade. I was roller skating home from my friend's house. There was some gravel on the sidewalk ahead of me, so I went off the curb to avoid it. Managed to hit a patch that threw me off balance, went off the curb, landed with my arm under me, and crack! Cast for six weeks.

I'm also convinced I broke my left clavicle about ten years ago in a pick up game of football. Hurt like a smurf, wasn't able to lift anything heavy for a month, but never went to have a doctor check it out.
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Re: Since this is the break room... What bone(s) have you broke?
« Reply #40 on: December 01, 2014, 12:42:30 AM »
Two toes and eight bones in my left heel, nine ribs and my sternum :D

Bloody motorbikes :D

Sent from the astropathic choir.
Ok, you broke toes, how do you know are they just soar and like black? JR
This was years back, but o had to argue with the doctors as they just assumed I'd bruised them, right up to the point when I asked them to listen to the bones grind :D

That got my foot xrayed then :D

Sent from the astropathic choir.

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Re: Since this is the break room... What bone(s) have you broke?
« Reply #41 on: December 01, 2014, 12:51:33 AM »
Two toes and eight bones in my left heel, nine ribs and my sternum :D

Bloody motorbikes :D

Sent from the astropathic choir.
Ok, you broke toes, how do you know are they just soar and like black? JR
This was years back, but o had to argue with the doctors as they just assumed I'd bruised them, right up to the point when I asked them to listen to the bones grind :D

That got my foot xrayed then :D

Sent from the astropathic choir.
I never went to the doc, they were just soar and black, didn't make any noise that I can remember.. JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR
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Re: Since this is the break room... What bone(s) have you broke?
« Reply #42 on: December 01, 2014, 01:28:53 AM »
I broke my tailbone when i was maybe 10-12. I had a thing about liking to try 'long jumps' We'd get up on top of freight trains and jump between the cars and such. But one day, I was running down a hill on a golf course, and jumped a sand trap. The grass was dewy, and when I landed on the other side, my feet went out from under me and I broke my @$$.

Tail bone.

When I was a good deal younger, my older brothers were messing around with me and knocked me unconscious by whacking me into a telephone pole. I now have a bone chip in my forehead. So, I guess I technically broke my skull. It explains a lot, really. :D

Floating bone chip in skull.

All my other injuries have been stitches, not bone problems.
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Re: Since this is the break room... What bone(s) have you broke?
« Reply #43 on: December 01, 2014, 01:32:52 AM »
I broke my tailbone when i was maybe 10-12. I had a thing about liking to try 'long jumps' We'd get up on top of freight trains and jump between the cars and such. But one day, I was running down a hill on a golf course, and jumped a sand trap. The grass was dewy, and when I landed on the other side, my feet went out from under me and I broke my @$$.

Tail bone.

When I was a good deal younger, my older brothers were messing around with me and knocked me unconscious by whacking me into a telephone pole. I now have a bone chip in my forehead. So, I guess I technically broke my skull. It explains a lot, really. :D

Floating bone chip in skull.

All my other injuries have been stitches, not bone problems.

Well that explains a bit.  :whistle:
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Re: Since this is the break room... What bone(s) have you broke?
« Reply #44 on: December 01, 2014, 01:34:32 AM »

 

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