It was a dark and stormy night....

Crow · **Reply #390 on:** December 03, 2014, 06:20:01 AM

Now lets feast

Millhouse · **Reply #391 on:** December 03, 2014, 03:49:28 PM

No!!!!!!!!! cried Megan, not my pet hare.....

Sweety-Sama · **Reply #392 on:** December 03, 2014, 04:09:11 PM

But the hare suddenly flew away....

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J.G. · **Reply #393 on:** December 03, 2014, 04:13:01 PM

and turned into a Pegasus.

derekmac · **Reply #394 on:** December 03, 2014, 04:23:20 PM

The Pegasus started to chase after Def.

Crow · **Reply #395 on:** December 03, 2014, 04:24:32 PM

Laughing out loud. Who is going to

Millhouse · **Reply #396 on:** December 03, 2014, 06:05:37 PM

take over at Multitool.org if something happened to Def?

Sweety-Sama · **Reply #397 on:** December 03, 2014, 06:53:05 PM

But then the turnip turned up

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derekmac · **Reply #398 on:** December 03, 2014, 07:02:34 PM

"NOT THE TURNIP" yelled Megan "Anything but that juicy turnip!"

comis · **Reply #399 on:** December 03, 2014, 07:57:52 PM

Vader wipe out a carrot saber, and stare at Megan with his hollow eyes, and say, 'I am your mommy!'...

Millhouse · **Reply #400 on:** December 03, 2014, 08:20:40 PM

Megan shouts out "mommy, I can save you".

Yadda · **Reply #401 on:** December 03, 2014, 09:08:10 PM

... "and here, have a turnip." Meanwhile in the outback of Australia nefarious schemes to drop the price on shipping had begun to eminate from...

Sweety-Sama · **Reply #402 on:** December 03, 2014, 09:11:35 PM

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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Millhouse · **Reply #403 on:** December 03, 2014, 11:00:18 PM

kkokkolis · **Reply #404 on:** December 03, 2014, 11:55:06 PM

Are we expecting a Nobel prize for that?

derekmac · **Reply #405 on:** December 03, 2014, 11:56:43 PM

Yes

Sent from my Galaxy Mega.

JBW1 · **Reply #406 on:** December 04, 2014, 02:46:21 AM

Quote from: Yadda on December 03, 2014, 09:08:10 PM

... "and here, have a turnip." Meanwhile in the outback of Australia nefarious schemes to drop the price on shipping had begun to eminate from...

The secret faction of united states postal workers didgeridoo quartette

ColoSwiss · **Reply #407 on:** December 04, 2014, 03:36:22 AM

Who being American, have no idea what a didgeridoo is, and make do with kazoos.

Millhouse · **Reply #408 on:** December 04, 2014, 06:35:17 PM

Def shouts "will you get on with the story"

derekmac · **Reply #409 on:** December 04, 2014, 06:44:08 PM

Ahem. Def tried to go to Mordor, but he fell into the pit of infinite doom.

Sent from my Galaxy Mega.

Millhouse · **Reply #410 on:** December 04, 2014, 08:40:11 PM

A giant owl summoned by Kirky swoops down and grabs Def. Just as he was approaching safety, Def slips from the owl's grasp and falls into ....

Yadda · **Reply #411 on:** December 04, 2014, 09:37:33 PM

... the pit of infinite wisdom. Finding no beer or any other form of cold refreshment, he climbs out, takes a shower to wash away the knowledge and puts on a nice new frock. Knattily dressed he starts out for...

ironraven · **Reply #412 on:** December 05, 2014, 01:54:07 AM

A place to find cold refreshment, but alas, all the cold beer had sold out due to the televising of the International Calvinball Championship. And when he looked for the warm beer, he found...

comis · **Reply #413 on:** December 05, 2014, 02:54:10 AM

himself really dehydrated, and next to him is a pool of clouding water and a few feet of tube. He tried his hardest to figure out how to filter this water, but the only thing he remember was that famous scene in Man vs Wild...

ColoSwiss · **Reply #414 on:** December 05, 2014, 03:46:32 AM

..Parties, and the episode where the odd tasting beer he had tested came back with a report that his horse had kidney problems.

comis · **Reply #415 on:** December 05, 2014, 05:33:40 AM

Millhouse · **Reply #416 on:** December 05, 2014, 08:53:53 AM

Taking the risk, Def took a big slurp of the cloudy water. Suddenly, he started to feel all tingly and fell into a deep sleep. He started dreaming of .....