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Thread killers
« on: December 31, 2014, 07:42:21 AM »
Was looking through a recent thread and a number of people regarded themselves as thread killers, including Chaco, dks, enki-ck, zoidberg, and Syncop8r.

And here I thought I was the primo thread assassin. Wasn't sure if it was due to my 'sparkling' personality, or my geographic location where the topic was already exhausted by the time I got to it.

Instead it appears to be a wide-spread phobia. Perhaps kkokkolis should look into it.


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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2014, 07:55:44 AM »
I'm pretty sure kkokkolis could write a book on me.  :whistle:
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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2014, 08:06:30 AM »
Nah...if Lobster boy is the SOTY, then I could have sworn I am the TKOTY.  Seriously, I lost count of how many threads with my name as last reply, and every thread I touch, it just sinks like a titanic.  :facepalm: >:D
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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2014, 08:20:37 AM »
Just look at this thread killer right here

Horrifying stuff!
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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2014, 08:51:42 AM »
I will only talk in the court, if officially invited to testify. Consider your cases medically classified.

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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2014, 09:12:02 AM »
Actually I think I have removed much evidence of thread killing by posting in old threads of mine and then someone else kills it for good.

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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2014, 10:06:08 AM »
What in the world are you guys going on about?

Here at MTO we drag threads out well past there shelf life. Letting them die is a sweet mercy.

There is one thread about I have no idea what that me and Cappy have been going on about the Skelly on. Have not seen the OP on there for a while now and I know for sure it was never about the Skeletool.

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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2014, 10:25:53 AM »
They cut threads like the Les Stroud SKEM scissors cut anything ;)

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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2014, 11:01:26 AM »

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Al : "Women!"

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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2014, 11:17:45 AM »


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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2014, 11:26:01 AM »
I say kill it, kill it with fire!!!!!!!  :D

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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2014, 11:34:07 AM »
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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2014, 11:42:57 AM »
give it the hug of death

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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2014, 11:50:41 AM »
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure.

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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2014, 11:51:50 AM »

Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2014, 11:53:48 AM »

Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2014, 12:44:30 PM »


 :nothingtoadd:

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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2014, 12:56:14 PM »
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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2014, 01:01:18 PM »

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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2014, 01:03:10 PM »
 :rofl:
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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2014, 01:19:05 PM »
Being socially akward like I am, one of the things that helped me take the leap and join MT.O was the convivial attitude I see in these boards  :tu:

I'm not a determinist and I have come to accept I may be a thread killer.

Here lies proof of that statement's veracity  :P

 :whistle:



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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2014, 01:29:44 PM »
:bdh: !
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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2014, 01:40:11 PM »
I'm glad to see there is 13 step program with regular meetings.  "Hello my name is Yadda........  I kill threads by talking about 100 year old plierenches....." :D

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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2014, 02:36:23 PM »
I'm glad to see there is 13 step program with regular meetings.  "Hello my name is Yadda........  I kill threads by talking about 100 year old plierenches....." :D

:D
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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2014, 03:17:20 PM »

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Snu snu!!! (<--I thought this will get smurf, apparently not! :D)



I'm glad to see there is 13 step program with regular meetings.  "Hello my name is Yadda........  I kill threads by talking about 100 year old plierenches....." :D

:D

Nah...you've started way too many threads to be considered the killer, and big thank you to the effort.  :cheers:


Keep beating the deadhorse, just wanna demo my thread killing ability and adding nothingness to more post count.  >:D
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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2014, 03:56:40 PM »
beating a dead horse tenderizes the meat

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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2014, 04:02:23 PM »
beating a dead horse tenderizes the meat

Now you made me hungry.

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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2014, 05:18:36 PM »
The Cap and I were talking about this one time. I've been a thread killer on so many message boards it's not even funny. It will be a lively topic, I post and then RIP thread. LOL!!!

It's what's turned me into being a lurker. Sometimes the thread will be about a topic that interests me and I enjoy seeing peoples thoughts on the matter and while I want to, I'll not post in it out of fear of it dying prematurely and I'd rather see more peoples input on the matter.

Whoever is the last poster/killer of this thread should get an "MT.Org's Resident Thread Killer" under next to their name.  :tu:
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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2014, 05:24:32 PM »
With that last comment, you probably insured this topic will run into the thousands.  :facepalm:  :D

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Re: Thread killers
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2014, 06:36:49 PM »
I think a meet up somehow with everyone would be incredible. It'd be like fight club. Or MTO Anonymous.

 

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