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Kat's money. 5309

No Life Club Posts: 1,630 Wanna give blood? Run from my K9...
Kat's money.
« on: April 05, 2015, 02:53:24 PM »
Who else here thinks that Kat should spend a whole bunch of her money on me? After all, I did introduce her to MTO where she is exposed to the coolest people on earth.


Or she has exposed herself to the coolest people on earth... :think: Either way, you get the idea.

" If it was built by matt2silver then I want2buy it...
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,667 Tool Carrying Linux User
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2015, 02:56:08 PM »
if she does not comply,  write her a ticket?

If I can help, let me know 
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,843 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2015, 02:58:41 PM »


That's us mobile
Nate


Nate

SEND IT!
No Life Club Posts: 1,630 Wanna give blood? Run from my K9...
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2015, 03:11:02 PM »
if she does not comply,  write her a ticket?

Hi Detron! Missed ya buddy. Can you believe she bought a Sailor Moon bikini instead of something for me.

Wait. Maybe that was for me.... :think:
I still want an Orange RAT 1 though.

" If it was built by matt2silver then I want2buy it...
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,843 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #4 on: April 05, 2015, 03:14:07 PM »
:rofl:

That's us mobile
Nate


Nate

SEND IT!
No Life Club Posts: 1,630 Wanna give blood? Run from my K9...
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #5 on: April 05, 2015, 03:21:26 PM »
:rofl:

That's us mobile
Nate

I can't help it Nate. I'm a little slow. It's a nice bikini but still...

" If it was built by matt2silver then I want2buy it...
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 18,843 Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #6 on: April 05, 2015, 03:25:32 PM »
....Still it would look better if there was a RAT 1 around.

That's us mobile
Nate


Nate

SEND IT!
No Life Club Posts: 1,630 Wanna give blood? Run from my K9...
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2015, 03:32:45 PM »
....Still it would look better if there was a RAT 1 around.

That's us mobile
Nate

THIS!!!

Kat are you listening? :pok: :pok: :pok:

" If it was built by matt2silver then I want2buy it...
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 16,381 Little to the right...
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2015, 03:39:09 PM »
if she does not comply,  write her a ticket?
Or at least use your handcuffs. :whistle:

....Still it would look better if there was a RAT 1 around.

That's us mobile
Nate

THIS!!!

Kat are you listening? :pok: :pok: :pok:
Do women ever listen???    (runs and hides :dwts: )

No Life Club Posts: 1,630 Wanna give blood? Run from my K9...
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2015, 03:49:25 PM »
Here we go again... :viking:

" If it was built by matt2silver then I want2buy it...
Hero Member Posts: 529 Forever little.
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2015, 03:53:01 PM »
I'm going to speak for all women around the world:

Men are IMPOSSIBLE to shop for. The gadgets, tools, toys and complicated weapons you want are so detailed and overpriced that, frankly, our best bet for survival is to make you COOKIES or get some skimpy outfit that we allow you to tear off of us.

Otherwise it's "Oh thanks for this cool RAT 1, honey, but I wanted it in orange..."

My Sailor Moon bikini is amazing. Too bad y'all can't see me in it.

I keep expecting this place to be like Twitter, but for people trapped in the 1990s.

Some call me crazy. I prefer "Happy with benefits".
:neener:

1776 Shades of Freedom  *American Girl*
No Life Club Posts: 1,630 Wanna give blood? Run from my K9...
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2015, 03:57:52 PM »
How dare you attempt to solve this problem with logic! And why can't we see the bikini?

" If it was built by matt2silver then I want2buy it...
Hero Member Posts: 529 Forever little.
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2015, 03:58:47 PM »
How dare you attempt to solve this problem with logic! And why can't we see the bikini?

Someone will ban me for it. I know it!!

I keep expecting this place to be like Twitter, but for people trapped in the 1990s.

Some call me crazy. I prefer "Happy with benefits".
:neener:

1776 Shades of Freedom  *American Girl*
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Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2015, 03:59:46 PM »
I'm going to speak for all women around the world:

Men are IMPOSSIBLE to shop for. The gadgets, tools, toys and complicated weapons you want are so detailed and overpriced that, frankly, our best bet for survival is to make you COOKIES or get some skimpy outfit that we allow you to tear off of us.

Otherwise it's "Oh thanks for this cool RAT 1, honey, but I wanted it in orange..."

My Sailor Moon bikini is amazing. Too bad y'all can't see me in it.


Right. :D
Hero Member Posts: 529 Forever little.
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2015, 04:04:24 PM »
I like Dmac's handcuff idea....

I keep expecting this place to be like Twitter, but for people trapped in the 1990s.

Some call me crazy. I prefer "Happy with benefits".
:neener:

1776 Shades of Freedom  *American Girl*
No Life Club Posts: 1,630 Wanna give blood? Run from my K9...
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2015, 04:05:41 PM »
I'm going to speak for all women around the world:

Men are IMPOSSIBLE to shop for. The gadgets, tools, toys and complicated weapons you want are so detailed and overpriced that, frankly, our best bet for survival is to make you COOKIES or get some skimpy outfit that we allow you to tear off of us.

Otherwise it's "Oh thanks for this cool RAT 1, honey, but I wanted it in orange..."

My Sailor Moon bikini is amazing. Too bad y'all can't see me in it.


Right. :D

They're about to gang up on us. :duel:

" If it was built by matt2silver then I want2buy it...
Global Moderator Zombie Apprentice Posts: 10,526 Join us! Embrace the Flicky Faith!
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2015, 04:05:56 PM »
How dare you attempt to solve this problem with logic! And why can't we see the bikini?

Someone will ban me for it. I know it!!

You're more likely to be banned for using logic around here........  ::)

There's no such thing as "Too pretty to carry".  There's only "Too pretty NOT to carry"...... >:D
No Life Club Posts: 1,630 Wanna give blood? Run from my K9...
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2015, 04:07:04 PM »
How dare you attempt to solve this problem with logic! And why can't we see the bikini?

Someone will ban me for it. I know it!!

You're more likely to be banned for using logic around here........  ::)

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: show us what you got instead of what you should have gotten me!
« Last Edit: April 05, 2015, 04:16:59 PM by jerseydevil »

" If it was built by matt2silver then I want2buy it...
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 19,550

Zed gb

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Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2015, 04:10:03 PM »
How dare you attempt to solve this problem with logic! And why can't we see the bikini?

Someone will ban me for it. I know it!!

You're more likely to be banned for using logic around here........  ::)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: show us what you got instead of what you should have gotten me!

 :rofl: this is very true  :D
« Last Edit: April 05, 2015, 04:17:30 PM by jerseydevil »
Hero Member Posts: 529 Forever little.
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2015, 04:26:29 PM »
Unless Grant gives the okay, I ain't doin it!

I keep expecting this place to be like Twitter, but for people trapped in the 1990s.

Some call me crazy. I prefer "Happy with benefits".
:neener:

1776 Shades of Freedom  *American Girl*
No Life Club Posts: 1,630 Wanna give blood? Run from my K9...
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2015, 04:38:11 PM »
Unless Grant gives the okay, I ain't doin it!

They all left to go kick Grant's door down and wake him up! 3 of them will be shot by Megan in the process.  :rofl:

" If it was built by matt2silver then I want2buy it...
Zombie Apprentice Posts: 16,381 Little to the right...
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2015, 04:44:32 PM »
I'm going to speak for all women around the world:

Men are IMPOSSIBLE to shop for. The gadgets, tools, toys and complicated weapons you want are so detailed and overpriced that, frankly, our best bet for survival is to make you COOKIES or get some skimpy outfit that we allow you to tear off of us.

Otherwise it's "Oh thanks for this cool RAT 1, honey, but I wanted it in orange..."

My Sailor Moon bikini is amazing. Too bad y'all can't see me in it.
If you get us a knife, we could just cut the outfit off. :D  You may want to make it a rescue blade, unless you want us to practice our first aid skills.  :rofl:

No Life Club Posts: 1,630 Wanna give blood? Run from my K9...
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2015, 05:47:46 PM »
I'm going to speak for all women around the world:

Men are IMPOSSIBLE to shop for. The gadgets, tools, toys and complicated weapons you want are so detailed and overpriced that, frankly, our best bet for survival is to make you COOKIES or get some skimpy outfit that we allow you to tear off of us.

Otherwise it's "Oh thanks for this cool RAT 1, honey, but I wanted it in orange..."

My Sailor Moon bikini is amazing. Too bad y'all can't see me in it.
If you get us a knife, we could just cut the outfit off. :D  You may want to make it a rescue blade, unless you want us to practice our first aid skills.  :rofl:

Once, when she was choking, I gave her the "Hineylick" maneuver. Does that count?

" If it was built by matt2silver then I want2buy it...
OCD Squad Leader Admin Team Zombie Apprentice Posts: 11,609
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2015, 06:20:47 PM »
 :worthless:

and not of Stew, please...

Emergency Kit: Ovo Sport, chocolate, cheese, crispbread and a coin
Hero Member Posts: 529 Forever little.
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2015, 06:23:15 PM »
:worthless:

and not of Stew, please...

I tried to bribe Derek into posting it so I don't get banned but he replied "lol" which is a definite no.

I keep expecting this place to be like Twitter, but for people trapped in the 1990s.

Some call me crazy. I prefer "Happy with benefits".
:neener:

1776 Shades of Freedom  *American Girl*
No Life Club Posts: 1,630 Wanna give blood? Run from my K9...
Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2015, 06:27:37 PM »
Derek you sissy! :twak:

" If it was built by matt2silver then I want2buy it...
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Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2015, 06:43:02 PM »

Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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dks cy

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Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2015, 06:45:00 PM »
Now one of the nerdier members needs to photoshop Kat in the previous picture..   :whistle:

Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2015, 06:49:21 PM »
I read the thread title as "Kat's monkey" and was immediately wondering what Stew did wrong this time :p I'm still not sure if I was wrong :D

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Re: Kat's money.
« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2015, 06:55:37 PM »

I read the thread title as "Kat's monkey" and was immediately wondering what Stew did wrong this time :p I'm still not sure if I was wrong :D

:rofl:


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