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[CLOSED] The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!

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00 Offline kirk13

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In the event of the title not being clear enough,in this 9th Anniversary giveaway you must blame me for something. It should be easy,you lot have been doing it for years!

To enter you must clearly state I'm in,followed by what you blame me for

Your first entry will be the one counted toward judging. The one I find the funniest,or the most ridiculous  will win. The draw will run until 9pm UK time on Sunday the 26th.

This open to all members,regardless of post count.


And what's the prize?

The very rare,very odd,and very desirable Victorinox Autotool!
http://www.sakwiki.com/tiki-index.php?page=AutoTool

Good luck,and get blaming!
« Last Edit: July 26, 2015, 10:34:48 PM by zoidberg »
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ro Offline Corwyn

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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #1 on: July 23, 2015, 12:45:13 AM
WOW! Awesome prize, mate. The AutoTool is a small Grail for any Victorinox fan.

I'm in.

I blame Kirk for not designing a tool better than the Metperial.  :twak:

I also blame Kirky for getting my drone stuck in someone's garden a couple of hours ago... but that's for different thread  :cry:
« Last Edit: July 23, 2015, 12:57:40 AM by Corwyn »
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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #2 on: July 23, 2015, 12:49:25 AM
WOW! Awesome prize, mate. The AutoTool is a small Grail for any Victorinox fan.
+100!

I'm in!

And I blame Kirky for owning my future AutoTool.  :D
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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #3 on: July 23, 2015, 12:57:31 AM
Does the blame have to be legitimate? I can think of some tall ones...

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00 Offline kirk13

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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #4 on: July 23, 2015, 12:59:24 AM
Does the blame have to be legitimate? I can think of some tall ones...

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Apparently all blames are legitimate. Don't let me hold you back :tu:
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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #5 on: July 23, 2015, 01:21:14 AM
Count me in!

Kirky is to blame for summoning Cthulu!


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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #6 on: July 23, 2015, 01:24:33 AM
Kirky is the reason we can't have nice things.

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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #7 on: July 23, 2015, 01:48:46 AM
I'm in

I blame Kirky for the cancellation of the MOL project in 69'.

 
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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #8 on: July 23, 2015, 02:38:45 AM
I'm in,

thank you!

I blame Kirky for the celebrity photo hack
« Last Edit: July 23, 2015, 04:06:19 AM by detron »
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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #9 on: July 23, 2015, 02:46:53 AM
I'm in,

I blame Kirky for the gravitational affects on skin as you age.  I also blame him for the amount of gas beans give me.  Oh, I also blame him for me not following the rules and posting two blames in one post.  :pok:

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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #10 on: July 23, 2015, 02:47:08 AM
I'm  in!  Too cool!  Awesome GAW!  You may be responsible for everything, but you are also generous!  Thanks for the oppy!

I blame Kirky for El Niño, La Niña and La Bamba!
« Last Edit: July 23, 2015, 02:48:24 AM by Yadda »
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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #11 on: July 23, 2015, 03:13:11 AM
I'm in  :)


us Offline parman53

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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #12 on: July 23, 2015, 03:14:57 AM
I'm in!!
I blame Kirky for the fact that Victorinox has discontinued some of the SAK's I liked the most and didn't even warn me when he did it!!!
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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #13 on: July 23, 2015, 03:37:57 AM
I'm in....

I blame Kirky for all those beautiful photos from his English trail walks for making me want to visit England again!!! :cheers:

Thanks bud!!! :salute:
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us Offline captain spaulding

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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #14 on: July 23, 2015, 03:47:41 AM
I'm in and thank you for the chance.  :tu:

Now to get serious. The one insult to rule them all......... I.... blame.... Kirky.... for the Leatherman Tread!!!!  :ahhh


« Last Edit: July 23, 2015, 03:48:49 AM by captain spaulding »
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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #15 on: July 23, 2015, 04:53:47 AM
I'm in!

I blame Kirky for continental drift.

 :pok:  Shape up and get things back on solid ground!


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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #16 on: July 23, 2015, 05:03:58 AM
I'm in! I blame you for everyth...IPHONE and IOS!

 :cheers:
« Last Edit: July 23, 2015, 05:08:17 AM by mute »


us Offline getahl

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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #17 on: July 23, 2015, 05:31:34 AM
I blame Kirky for the cancellation of Firefly.

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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #18 on: July 23, 2015, 05:36:21 AM
I blame Kirky for the cancellation of Firefly.

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WHAT!!!!!   :o
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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #19 on: July 23, 2015, 06:24:51 AM
Awesome GAW!

Im out. Other collectors has more need for this than me.

I do blame Kirk for Pluto loosing its status as a planet though.



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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #20 on: July 23, 2015, 06:29:31 AM
lol, cool, thank you!

I'm in and blame you for having to read this thread :D


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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #21 on: July 23, 2015, 06:46:20 AM
Awesome GAW!

Im out. Other collectors has more need for this than me.

I do blame Kirk for Pluto loosing its status as a planet though.



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Dammit I knew that was all Kirkys fault.  The horror, the travesty, the humiliation, why why why Kirky.

I'm blaming Kirky for an awesome GAW and a super funny thread so far.   
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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #22 on: July 23, 2015, 06:47:06 AM
Many thanks !!!!   :cheers:   :cheers: 

I'm in  (sounds dirty...)

I blame kirky for NNR cutting herself all the time 
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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #23 on: July 23, 2015, 06:49:11 AM
I'm in :)
I blame Kirky because he's Kirky. I mean, who else would I blame if it wasn't for Kirky. Obviously it would not, could not be, not Kirky. Right? Exactly. :kirky:


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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #24 on: July 23, 2015, 06:52:44 AM
dks, mrynnr, :rofl:


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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #25 on: July 23, 2015, 06:54:40 AM
Definitely, I'm in!

And I do blame Kirky for keeping me here and missing my Alox Anonymous meetings!   :pok:
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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #26 on: July 23, 2015, 07:12:13 AM
 :pok:   and lets not forget Kirky's part in the cancellation of Top Gear....     :rant:




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00 Offline kirk13

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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #27 on: July 23, 2015, 07:16:15 AM
I'm in  :)

Marius,to be entered you need to blame me for something...

For example

...for teaching Mylie Cyrus to twerk

...for breaking Billy Ray Cyrus's achy breaky heart

...
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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #28 on: July 23, 2015, 08:02:54 AM
I am totally in!

I blame Kirky for implying that Miley Cyrus twerking is a bad thing, I mean come on, who doesn't wanna see that!

Thanks for the GAW by the way :tu:
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Re: The Giveaway where you get to Blame Kirky!
Reply #29 on: July 23, 2015, 08:47:34 AM
I am totally in!

I blame Kirky for implying that Miley Cyrus twerking is a bad thing, I mean come on, who doesn't wanna see that!

Thanks for the GAW by the way :tu:

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