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Def's Birthday Extravaganza! 5212

Head Turd Polisher Administrator Just Bananas Posts: 60,747 Optimum instrumentum est inter aures
Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« on: October 20, 2015, 02:43:16 AM »
Well it is that time of year again - time for me to get another year older and bribe you all into pretending you like me! This year we have something really cool to give away and a cool way to give it away. If I had known this was the age I was going to get cool I would have turned 41 a long time ago!



That's right, this year's birthday giveaway is a Wenger Blackout!  But, not just any Wenger Blackout, this is a Multitool.org 7th Anniversary Wenger Blackout which makes this sleek knife that much cooler!



I'd like to take a moment and thank my very good friend Tim, the man you all know as Felinevet.  He's not only provided this prize for us but he has also supported more of my projects over the years than I can remember.  I've been working with Tim for over a decade, which in Internet time is forever.  And, in all that time, I have never heard a complaint about him, which considering all the keyboard tough guys and habitual complainers on the 'net is a simply astounding record.  If you haven't checked out his store lately, do us all a favor (Tim and you!) and go check it out now.  You won't be sorry.

So, how do you get this beauty?  Simple- in the spirit of the Def Roast from our 8th Anniversary Celebration, I'm posting the following pic:



All you need to do is wish me a happy birthday and write a funny caption for the photo so we can all laugh at that silly, funny looking old man!

I'll pick a winner somehow on Wednesday sometime.  I'm not sure how, but I'm sure I'll figure something out!

Def

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2015, 02:51:47 AM »
Happy Birthday!
I'm only a year younger but am taking solace in that year since it seems like everyone is getting younger lately. :whistle:

As soon as I saw the picture I thought."Welcome to hell, here is your Survivorman multi tool to use forever."
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2015, 02:55:48 AM »



haaauupppfffyyyy buurrtthhhdhaaayyyyyyy!!!!



Happy Birthday! I guess you're 1974 too, right? :cheers:
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2015, 02:56:33 AM »
REDRUM eh? ;)

Great giveaway, always fun.  Count me out as I already have one, but I'll get my shots in here..... >:D

There's no such thing as "Too pretty to carry".  There's only "Too pretty NOT to carry"...... >:D
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2015, 02:57:56 AM »
Happy birthday!

"Taking a selfie before my prom date, Carrie White, arrives."
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2015, 02:58:09 AM »
Happy Birthday buddy, I'm not sure you're supposed to give things away for your birthday, but I love these Blackouts so I wont argue!

Though this picture just seems to cement the thoughts we all formed when the pink boat first came into the picture :D

I'm a total legend..... in my own mind- Herley
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2015, 03:00:44 AM »
Happy birthday!

"Taking a selfie before my prom date, Carrie White, arrives."

:rofl:  Two Stephen King references in five minutes.....

There's no such thing as "Too pretty to carry".  There's only "Too pretty NOT to carry"...... >:D
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2015, 03:02:21 AM »
Yeah, and the funny thing was I thought of it before reading your response. Great minds think alike. Total idiots think alike. I make no judgement call as to which we are. :D
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2015, 03:04:59 AM »
Happy birthday!   glad you started this site!  hope you have a good birthday.

looks like the poster for that Angelena Jolie movie   oh yeah  "WOMB RAIDER"

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2015, 03:09:57 AM »
HaPpY bIrThDaY,
Red is not your color, but did you know even after Tuesday the calendar says "WTF"? :think:
JR

"The-Mad-Plumbarian" The Punisher Of Pipes!!! JR


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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2015, 03:11:39 AM »
Wait..... Shouldn't the color (coloUr :P ) be pink to match your kayak? :think:

There's no such thing as "Too pretty to carry".  There's only "Too pretty NOT to carry"...... >:D
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2015, 03:12:01 AM »
Since i feel like my response was too close to JD's.


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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2015, 04:50:42 AM »
Happy Birthday!! Another fish in the bucket, gonna need a barrel soon!

Don't count me in on the giveaway, but the head turd polisher deserves some birthday wishes!
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2015, 05:03:15 AM »
Happy Birthday!

 caption: Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah!

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2015, 05:58:21 AM »
Happy Birthday !



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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2015, 06:44:16 AM »
Wishing you the happiest birthday.



I have to have WHAT checked at this age?



« Last Edit: October 20, 2015, 07:33:55 AM by Aloha007 »

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2015, 07:11:59 AM »
Happy birthday, sweet adorkable, hunky man. Thank you for creating this great heaven for us. Here's to many more years...  :cheers:

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2015, 07:23:24 AM »
Congratulations on surviving this long, and best wishes on your next 41.   :cheers:

Thanks also to Tim for the neat prize. I already have one, so will pass.


"Your eyes are red!"

"You ought to see them from this side."   :drink:



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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2015, 07:47:52 AM »
Happy Birthday!!


"Holy sh*t, this mothersmurfer's outbidding me in the last fraction of a second!!!"
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2015, 08:01:30 AM »
First an foremost, Happy Birthday to our fearless leader!  :viking: Second, I can attest to how amazing Tim is to deal with. He never disappoints.

Is your Birthday coming up or did it already pass?








This is the face you make when you pocket carry a Gerber Recoil and the safety fails!
    Insert high pitch scream!!!!   :D











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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2015, 08:22:52 AM »
Happy Birthday :cheers:

@Captain :rofl:

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2015, 08:45:43 AM »
Happy Birthday :cheers:

@Captain :rofl:

Glad you liked that.  :D

I'm the milk man!
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2015, 09:23:52 AM »
Happy birthday! :cheers:

And Tim is awesome to deal with!


(Keep me out of the draw, as I already have one)




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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2015, 09:33:54 AM »
"You drove MY Jeep??!!!"

Happy birthday you youngster.

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Al : "Women!"

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #24 on: October 20, 2015, 09:40:04 AM »
 GRRRR! Hulk not understand colour filter on photoshop! :rant:




Happy birthday boss :salute:

There is no beginning,or ending,and for this we are thankful,cos now is hard enough to understand!
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2015, 09:56:31 AM »
Happy Birthday Grant!

Dude!? You're not supposed to use road flares on a birthday cake!!!
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2015, 10:31:19 AM »
Happy birthday Grant  :cheers:

exterminate exterminate exterminate  :D
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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2015, 10:41:10 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOSS!


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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2015, 11:14:49 AM »
Not really a caption but sort of the first thing that came to my mind (don't ask why or how...)
Oh yeah, there are two version (no comment on which one was first):

 :angel:
Show content


 >:D
Show content

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Re: Def's Birthday Extravaganza!
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2015, 11:34:15 AM »
Happy Birthday Grant. I hope it is a great one.

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