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Completely Random Smurf with Aleph 16614

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #570 on: September 13, 2018, 08:46:40 PM »
 

:pok:  :cheers:

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #571 on: September 19, 2018, 07:41:06 PM »
I'll be having a bit of a Oktoberfest celebration with a friend of mine on saturday...

He ordered some nice German beer for the occasion, and I'll try to make some Currywurst, maybe served with some Sauerkraut and some fresh Pretzels from local Lidl :cheers:

Smurf knows how it will end up, but I know it will be a lot of fun!  :D
« Last Edit: September 19, 2018, 07:49:22 PM by AlephZero »

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #572 on: September 19, 2018, 07:43:02 PM »
Sounds good to me  :cheers: :like:

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #573 on: September 19, 2018, 10:17:58 PM »
10 euros says that Aleph paints himself blue, runs out on a raid with the Skrama

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #574 on: September 23, 2018, 08:26:40 PM »
10 euros says that Aleph paints himself blue, runs out on a raid with the Skrama

Well, brother, I didn't, but I have to admit it would have been fun  >:D

 :D

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #575 on: September 23, 2018, 08:41:04 PM »
At least Aleph didn't damage his brain enough to forget his login details!

Good to have you back buddy!
How was it like on the other side?


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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #576 on: September 23, 2018, 09:13:19 PM »
10 euros says that Aleph paints himself blue, runs out on a raid with the Skrama

Well, brother, I didn't, but I have to admit it would have been fun  >:D

 :D

how close did you come to that?

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #577 on: September 23, 2018, 09:33:21 PM »
I think he painted him self in blue but didnt find his skrama anywhere so he decided to just run painted in blue i think

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #578 on: September 24, 2018, 07:17:55 PM »
Nah, but we had good time... The wurst was good, beer was excellent and German party music was hilarious  :D

 :cheers:

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #579 on: September 30, 2018, 08:01:09 PM »
Random fact of the day...

Squirrels usually forget the place where they have put their acorns, which is one of the reasons for thousands of new trees every year. Tree squirrels are important animals that help plant thousands of oak trees because they store the acorns in the ground. They practically plant oak trees. Squirrels play a crucial role in maintaining and regenerating the oak forests and may be the ones responsible for the vast forests of oak trees in the North America.



I dare you all to call squirrels vermin again...  :twak:

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #580 on: September 30, 2018, 08:14:29 PM »
and they are quite tasty

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #581 on: September 30, 2018, 08:18:11 PM »
Oh hush you, I'll not have you talk like that of my furry-eared brothers...  :-\

 :D

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #582 on: September 30, 2018, 08:18:55 PM »
and they are quite tasty
Not something I have tried  :tu: :like:

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #583 on: September 30, 2018, 08:34:40 PM »
Oh hush you, I'll not have you talk like that of my furry-eared brothers...  :-\

 :D

i wanted to say that i don't mind eating a lot of things, but that's just an ex joke or a that's what she said waiting to happen

and they are quite tasty
Not something I have tried  :tu: :like:

i actually haven't met a lot of people who have

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #584 on: September 30, 2018, 08:38:13 PM »
Oh hush you, I'll not have you talk like that of my furry-eared brothers...  :-\

 :D

i wanted to say that i don't mind eating a lot of things, but that's just an ex joke or a that's what she said waiting to happen

and they are quite tasty
Not something I have tried  :tu: :like:

i actually haven't met a lot of people who have
I don’t know anyone who has  :think: :tu:

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #585 on: September 30, 2018, 08:39:53 PM »
Random fact of the day...

Squirrels usually forget the place where they have put their acorns, which is one of the reasons for thousands of new trees every year. Tree squirrels are important animals that help plant thousands of oak trees because they store the acorns in the ground. They practically plant oak trees. Squirrels play a crucial role in maintaining and regenerating the oak forests and may be the ones responsible for the vast forests of oak trees in the North America.

(Image removed from quote.)

I dare you all to call squirrels vermin again...  :twak:

Uhh... That´s not an acorn Aleph it´s a walnut.
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #586 on: September 30, 2018, 08:55:42 PM »
Random fact of the day...

Squirrels usually forget the place where they have put their acorns, which is one of the reasons for thousands of new trees every year. Tree squirrels are important animals that help plant thousands of oak trees because they store the acorns in the ground. They practically plant oak trees. Squirrels play a crucial role in maintaining and regenerating the oak forests and may be the ones responsible for the vast forests of oak trees in the North America.

(Image removed from quote.)

I dare you all to call squirrels vermin again...  :twak:

Uhh... That´s not an acorn Aleph it´s a walnut.

Might be, I copy pasted all the text and the pic!  :D

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Always posting random things,
I'm AlephZero" :ninja:
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #587 on: September 30, 2018, 09:36:58 PM »
Oh hush you, I'll not have you talk like that of my furry-eared brothers...  :-\

 :D

i wanted to say that i don't mind eating a lot of things, but that's just an ex joke or a that's what she said waiting to happen

and they are quite tasty
Not something I have tried  :tu: :like:

i actually haven't met a lot of people who have
I don’t know anyone who has  :think: :tu:

well you know me so you know someone

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
Absolutely No Life Club Posts: 7,803 Smurf smash!
Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #588 on: October 01, 2018, 12:10:55 PM »
Random fact of the day...

Squirrels usually forget the place where they have put their acorns, which is one of the reasons for thousands of new trees every year. Tree squirrels are important animals that help plant thousands of oak trees because they store the acorns in the ground. They practically plant oak trees. Squirrels play a crucial role in maintaining and regenerating the oak forests and may be the ones responsible for the vast forests of oak trees in the North America.

(Image removed from quote.)

I dare you all to call squirrels vermin again...  :twak:

Uhh... That´s not an acorn Aleph it´s a walnut.

Might be, I copy pasted all the text and the pic!  :D

Cause you know, I am lazy smurf like that!  ::)  :pok:  :cheers:

"Hoarder of weirdness,
Always posting random things,
I'm AlephZero" :ninja:
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #589 on: October 01, 2018, 12:14:58 PM »
Not really that long ago, in a galaxy not quite that far away...

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Smurf: I did sir. He’s my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He’s a smurf sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What’s his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Smurf, Major Smurf!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He’s a smurf too sir. Gunner’s mate First Class Philip Smurf!
Dark Helmet: How many smurfs do we have on this ship, anyway?
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I’m surrounded by smurfs!
...
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, smurfs!


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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #590 on: October 01, 2018, 12:50:40 PM »
space balls!!

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"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #591 on: October 01, 2018, 08:21:05 PM »


I think Admiral Ackbar was onto something...


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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #592 on: October 01, 2018, 08:22:02 PM »
Word.
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #593 on: October 01, 2018, 08:25:33 PM »
Good thing I never did!  :D

I'm still the eternal teen! I may grow old, but I'll be damned if I grow up!  :cheers:

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #594 on: October 01, 2018, 08:43:08 PM »
so true

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #595 on: October 01, 2018, 09:15:18 PM »
 :iagree: Exactly  :cheers:

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #596 on: October 01, 2018, 11:55:41 PM »
and they are quite tasty
Do they have a nutty flavour?

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #597 on: October 02, 2018, 10:27:16 AM »

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #598 on: October 02, 2018, 02:31:28 PM »

I think Admiral Ackbar was onto something...

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Re: Completely Random Smurf with Aleph
« Reply #599 on: October 02, 2018, 07:36:48 PM »
In January, 2013, a road tunnel in Norway was closed, because of 27-ton truckload of caramelized goat cheese caught on fire...  :ahhh :ahhh :ahhh



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