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The "Never used an awl" club

nl Offline Ron Who

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #720 on: November 22, 2016, 07:57:26 PM
Beware the Grim Reamer  >:D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #721 on: November 22, 2016, 08:18:31 PM
I wonder if Death ever leaves the reamer at home and EDCs a parcel hook instead...


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #722 on: November 22, 2016, 08:23:09 PM
The Grim Hooker?


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #725 on: November 23, 2016, 12:56:52 PM
I just wanted to say I'm not stawling with the puns, I just can't pop in more lately. But,

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #726 on: November 23, 2016, 01:04:33 PM
Firiki! You haven't been letting real life get in the way of this thread have you? Shamefawl.  :D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #727 on: November 24, 2016, 10:09:40 AM
Firiki! You haven't been letting real life get in the way of this thread have you? Shamefawl.  :D

I'm afraid she's being pretty monawlithic about having me all for herself, at present.  :ahhh
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #728 on: November 24, 2016, 10:20:54 AM
Firiki! You haven't been letting real life get in the way of this thread have you? Shamefawl.  :D

I'm afraid she's being pretty monawlithic about having me all for herself, at present.  :ahhh
Easy answer to that is sawallow the blue pill my friend. I know you're a red pill man though, so I'll just wish you awl the best and hope that Lady Life frees up some recreationawl MTo time for you as soon as possibawl.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #729 on: November 26, 2016, 11:36:05 PM


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #730 on: November 27, 2016, 12:25:29 AM
 :rofl:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #731 on: November 27, 2016, 01:05:31 AM
 :rofl: Without the awl?
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #732 on: November 27, 2016, 01:05:19 PM
...
Poor old MacAwlay. Been looking rather pawly recently...


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #733 on: December 02, 2016, 04:00:20 AM
 :cheers:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #734 on: December 08, 2016, 09:36:21 AM
I'm surprised there aren't more cawlumnists keeping this thread alive. :think:

Come on, fawlks! There are plenty of good puns out there waiting to be made (and even more bad ones ::) :D) !
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #735 on: December 08, 2016, 09:42:27 AM
I think the pun well is awl tapped out now firiki - thawlery depleted. Cawlapsed if you will.   :D

Lets just let it die with dignity and enjoy our Yawl time.  :cheers:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #736 on: December 08, 2016, 10:03:29 AM
Nope, it ain't so, magentus my friend -and I intend to use up every last mol of puns I can find :cheers:

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I can hear some people groaning disapprovingly? :think: :D
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #737 on: December 08, 2016, 10:06:18 AM
Agree with Mags. It's getting difficult to come up with something new.  >:(


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #738 on: December 08, 2016, 10:23:12 AM
We'll have to keep on improvising, just like Uawlysses ::)
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #739 on: December 08, 2016, 10:45:55 AM
I used my awl
in a barroom brawl.
A hole I punched,
a skull I crunched,
and that was all

there was to it.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #740 on: December 08, 2016, 10:56:17 AM
I hate to say it firiki, but the crew have had a funerawl for the thread. It was a dignified and sober cerawlmony, and the crew were bawling through most of it. RUST IN PEACE AWL THREAD.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #741 on: December 08, 2016, 10:59:32 AM
Awl shucks... just when I was just enjoying this thread...


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #742 on: December 08, 2016, 11:04:20 AM
Goodbye awl thread.
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #743 on: December 08, 2016, 11:05:35 AM
Awlrevoir   :cry:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #744 on: December 08, 2016, 11:27:51 AM
Awl's well that ends well, I suppose  :salute:
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #745 on: December 08, 2016, 11:31:11 AM
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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #746 on: December 08, 2016, 11:33:10 AM
'Use the force Harry' - Gandalf


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #747 on: December 08, 2016, 11:33:23 AM


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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #748 on: December 08, 2016, 11:41:23 AM
Peopawl, please don't enjoy/mourn the Awl Thread's presumed death. You see, this thread is like Count Dracawla or the Frankenstein creature; they both can be killed but that's quite hard and hence this thread:

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Re: The "Never used an awl" club
Reply #749 on: December 08, 2016, 11:42:56 AM
Surely 'It's Awlive, It's Awlive'?  :D
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