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wales Offline Smashie

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Inapropriate Christmas Items?
on: November 08, 2016, 01:12:21 AM
I got pointed to this on another forum and as much as I like mulled Wine and Cider. I think I'll pass on this!  :ahhh :rofl:

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Re: Inapropriate Christmas Items?
Reply #1 on: November 08, 2016, 01:45:11 AM
As secret santa, some guy at work bought lingerie for another guy's wife.

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wales Offline Smashie

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Re: Inapropriate Christmas Items?
Reply #2 on: November 08, 2016, 01:56:37 AM
Quote from: Kampfer on November 08, 2016, 01:45:11 AM
As secret santa, some guy at work bought lingerie for another guy's wife.

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Oops, I hope he got the size wrong!  :rofl:
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Re: Inapropriate Christmas Items?
Reply #3 on: November 08, 2016, 02:11:44 AM
Yikes.

I can recall one staff party where someone bought their secret Santa target an adult toy...which was promptly put to service vibrating...er...mixing drinks...and they wonder why I manage to not attend work Christmas parties anymore.  :facepalm:

That toilet paper is just plain wrong on many levels....that I sort of would buy that just to try it out...curiously try it out I should add.  :rofl:
« Last Edit: November 08, 2016, 02:13:35 AM by Chako »
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Re: Inapropriate Christmas Items?
Reply #4 on: November 08, 2016, 03:18:28 AM
Scented dunny paper is the least of my worries....




I've never had a work christmas party, or a secret santa  - This great tradition, and what are clearly great stories because of it, has eluded me....



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Re: Inapropriate Christmas Items?
Reply #5 on: November 08, 2016, 03:53:00 AM
Looks like they are only looking for the Charmin.



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Re: Inapropriate Christmas Items?
Reply #6 on: November 08, 2016, 07:00:51 AM
Quote from: Sea Monster on November 08, 2016, 03:18:28 AM

I've never had a work christmas party, or a secret santa  - This great tradition, and what are clearly great stories because of it, has eluded me....

You are indeed a lucky man....... :hatsoff:

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Re: Inapropriate Christmas Items?
Reply #7 on: November 08, 2016, 07:02:44 AM
Quote from: Chako on November 08, 2016, 02:11:44 AM
Yikes.

I can recall one staff party where someone bought their secret Santa target an adult toy...which was promptly put to service vibrating...er...mixing drinks...and they wonder why I manage to not attend work Christmas parties anymore.  :facepalm:

That toilet paper is just plain wrong on many levels....that I sort of would buy that just to try it out...curiously try it out I should add.  :rofl:

HAHA sounds like it was quite a holiday party. 
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