UK Meet 2017: 11th - 13th August

[magentus]

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Now that is a fancy rig. I may have to bring a rug for my Zeltbahn, although my hover shelf will take up quite a lot of the available space.

[dks]

 

[Sparky415]

Thanks for your concerns dks - you obviously speak from experience and I will take on board what you've said.

I have two halves so can make a whole tent, and am only staying the one night - I can endure anything for one night  . If it rains I'll kip in my car, but Sparky has promised us good camping weather so I'm going with that. He would never lie to us.

I am considerably less than 6ft tall, so will fit in the tent fine (especially as I'll probably be curled up in the fetal position after watching Sparky's nudie rusty chisel dance).

This is the perfect time to test it because no matter how hard I try, my wife and daughter don't seem at all interested in spending the night under the stars in a dodgy length of insubstantial material.

Thanks again for your concern. Maybe it would put your mind at rest if you gave me your phone number and if I'm scared/wet/trapped in sopping canvas, I can ring you for help. 

 

    So what stops the badgers from getting in and biting you in the night when it's dark?   

 

[magentus]

Thanks for your concerns dks - you obviously speak from experience and I will take on board what you've said.

I have two halves so can make a whole tent, and am only staying the one night - I can endure anything for one night  . If it rains I'll kip in my car, but Sparky has promised us good camping weather so I'm going with that. He would never lie to us.

I am considerably less than 6ft tall, so will fit in the tent fine (especially as I'll probably be curled up in the fetal position after watching Sparky's nudie rusty chisel dance).

This is the perfect time to test it because no matter how hard I try, my wife and daughter don't seem at all interested in spending the night under the stars in a dodgy length of insubstantial material.

Thanks again for your concern. Maybe it would put your mind at rest if you gave me your phone number and if I'm scared/wet/trapped in sopping canvas, I can ring you for help. 

 

    So what stops the badgers from getting in and biting you in the night when it's dark?   

 

My musk.

[Sparky415]

So what's going to keep Deeks out?   

[magentus]

So what's going to keep Deeks out?   

The badgers.

[Don Pablo]

So what's going to keep Deeks out?   

The badgers.

Deeks? That slang for daleks?

[magentus]

So what's going to keep Deeks out?   

The badgers.

Deeks? That slang for daleks?

Unfortunately not. dks.

[Don Pablo]

So what's going to keep Deeks out?   

The badgers.

Deeks? That slang for daleks?

Unfortunately not. dks.

So you have slang for dks.... And said slang(deek) has more letters than dks? 

[dks]

the English......  

So what's going to keep Deeks out?   

wearing looots of layers   

[AlephZero]

So what's going to keep Deeks out?   

The badgers.

Deeks? That slang for daleks?

Unfortunately not. dks.

So you have slang for dks.... And said slang(deek) has more letters than dks? 
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Deeks is easier to say the deekayes 

 

[Sparky415]

Deeks? That slang for daleks?

I have lots of names for people in my head   

And I like 'Deeks' 

Yep I shortened his name, I always read it as that,   
when I read Magentus my brain says MagIcan'tbebotheredwithallofthiss.......Mags 

Deeks is easier to say the deekayes 

 

  Alf

My brain is strange sometimes 

ps, I'm not being rude to anyone      ....that's the job of 'the voices' 

[AlephZero]

Deeks? That slang for daleks?

I have lots of names for people in my head   

And I like 'Deeks' 

Yep I shortened his name, I always read it as that,   
when I read Magentus my brain says MagIcan'tbebotheredwithallofthiss.......Mags 

Deeks is easier to say the deekayes 

 

  Alf

My brain is strange sometimes 

ps, I'm not being rude to anyone      ....that's the job of 'the voices' 

Alf?

ALF?

[AlephZero]

NOT a selfie!


 

[Don Pablo]

Deeks? That slang for daleks?

I have lots of names for people in my head   

And I like 'Deeks' 

Yep I shortened his name, I always read it as that,   
when I read Magentus my brain says MagIcan'tbebotheredwithallofthiss.......Mags 

Deeks is easier to say the deekayes 

 

  Alf

My brain is strange sometimes 

ps, I'm not being rude to anyone      ....that's the job of 'the voices' 

Alf?

ALF?

You should hear how people EXTEND my name in RL. 
Pabilito anyone? 

[dks]

And I like 'Deeks' 

Shout that with Pride, in public.... 

[Poncho65]

Sigh.....

 

 

[magentus]

A Haiku:

Deeks and Sparky sit
K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
The tree is their throne

[dks]

jealous....

[magentus]

A Haiku

Cold grey morning light
Zeltbahn buckles in the fray
badgers attack poor Mags

[Gareth]

A Haiku

Cold grey morning light
Zeltbahn buckles in the fray
badgers attack poor Mags

[Sparky415]

A Haiku:

Deeks and Sparky sit
K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
The tree is their throne

Put it this way, if I'm camping in my new big tent with the two sleeping pods and Deeks turns up dripping wet.....
hes welcome to use my old two man tent with a broken zip 

[dks]

As long as the pole works, the age of the tent does not matter...

[Sparky415]

If you are having problems in that area Mate 

[dks]

Not yet. It seems to be an issue with the over fifties ..

[Sparky415]

Bugger! 

[dks]

No thank you....

[Sparky415]

   That wasn't an offer it was a comment on my age 
I better take up drinking 

[dks]

To relax you....

[Sparky415]

I want to be as relaxed as Charlie