No, I'm not the one selling it (wish I were). But, I've got a guy on a Brazilian SAK group on Facebook, selling one that's brand new on the box and everything! Since I can't even DREAM of buying it, I thought I should tell you guys!
He told me he ships to the US, so if you guys are interested, I can get you guys talking to him!!
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Uni student, environmental activist (yes, I'm that annoying guy that mentions climate change every third minute), motorcyclist.