Quote from: styx on December 07, 2017, 04:24:25 PMQuote from: lister on December 06, 2017, 01:46:12 PMI always liked HEMA. But the trouble is the only club I know of is on the other side of the country. Granted, the country in question is no more than 300 km across as the crow flies (if that), but I am not the most mobile of creatures. Also, in addition to me going to gym 3 times a week I doubt I could do any decent amount of practice. Especially as it seems to me that these pointy sharp objects require quite a lot of skill to handle. The other thing I would like to try is paramotoring. But that is even more expensive.We meet on the border in full plate armour, have our national coat of arms on the shields and just watch as the mayhem ensues. Oh and we start challenging each other to all sorts of contests (jousting, different sword duels, archery, pin the tail on the donkey....) over something idiotic. We wouldn't learn anything but it would be funnyCan you imagine if we did that? What could possibly go wrong? I can just imagine the media reaction...
Quote from: lister on December 06, 2017, 01:46:12 PMI always liked HEMA. But the trouble is the only club I know of is on the other side of the country. Granted, the country in question is no more than 300 km across as the crow flies (if that), but I am not the most mobile of creatures. Also, in addition to me going to gym 3 times a week I doubt I could do any decent amount of practice. Especially as it seems to me that these pointy sharp objects require quite a lot of skill to handle. The other thing I would like to try is paramotoring. But that is even more expensive.We meet on the border in full plate armour, have our national coat of arms on the shields and just watch as the mayhem ensues. Oh and we start challenging each other to all sorts of contests (jousting, different sword duels, archery, pin the tail on the donkey....) over something idiotic. We wouldn't learn anything but it would be funny
I always liked HEMA. But the trouble is the only club I know of is on the other side of the country. Granted, the country in question is no more than 300 km across as the crow flies (if that), but I am not the most mobile of creatures. Also, in addition to me going to gym 3 times a week I doubt I could do any decent amount of practice. Especially as it seems to me that these pointy sharp objects require quite a lot of skill to handle. The other thing I would like to try is paramotoring. But that is even more expensive.
Quote from: lister on December 07, 2017, 04:33:24 PMQuote from: styx on December 07, 2017, 04:24:25 PMQuote from: lister on December 06, 2017, 01:46:12 PMI always liked HEMA. But the trouble is the only club I know of is on the other side of the country. Granted, the country in question is no more than 300 km across as the crow flies (if that), but I am not the most mobile of creatures. Also, in addition to me going to gym 3 times a week I doubt I could do any decent amount of practice. Especially as it seems to me that these pointy sharp objects require quite a lot of skill to handle. The other thing I would like to try is paramotoring. But that is even more expensive.We meet on the border in full plate armour, have our national coat of arms on the shields and just watch as the mayhem ensues. Oh and we start challenging each other to all sorts of contests (jousting, different sword duels, archery, pin the tail on the donkey....) over something idiotic. We wouldn't learn anything but it would be funnyCan you imagine if we did that? What could possibly go wrong? I can just imagine the media reaction... CROATIA AND SLOVAKIA AT WAR! More news at 11.
Quote from: Pablo O'Brien on December 07, 2017, 04:37:46 PMQuote from: lister on December 07, 2017, 04:33:24 PMQuote from: styx on December 07, 2017, 04:24:25 PMQuote from: lister on December 06, 2017, 01:46:12 PMI always liked HEMA. But the trouble is the only club I know of is on the other side of the country. Granted, the country in question is no more than 300 km across as the crow flies (if that), but I am not the most mobile of creatures. Also, in addition to me going to gym 3 times a week I doubt I could do any decent amount of practice. Especially as it seems to me that these pointy sharp objects require quite a lot of skill to handle. The other thing I would like to try is paramotoring. But that is even more expensive.We meet on the border in full plate armour, have our national coat of arms on the shields and just watch as the mayhem ensues. Oh and we start challenging each other to all sorts of contests (jousting, different sword duels, archery, pin the tail on the donkey....) over something idiotic. We wouldn't learn anything but it would be funnyCan you imagine if we did that? What could possibly go wrong? I can just imagine the media reaction... CROATIA AND SLOVAKIA AT WAR! More news at 11.Oh no, you didn't! Prepare to be invaded and have country names explained to you! Ps: Can I trust our neighbour Australia to support us in our quest for enforcing the correct country names?
Quote from: lister on December 07, 2017, 04:56:11 PMQuote from: Pablo O'Brien on December 07, 2017, 04:37:46 PMQuote from: lister on December 07, 2017, 04:33:24 PMQuote from: styx on December 07, 2017, 04:24:25 PMQuote from: lister on December 06, 2017, 01:46:12 PMI always liked HEMA. But the trouble is the only club I know of is on the other side of the country. Granted, the country in question is no more than 300 km across as the crow flies (if that), but I am not the most mobile of creatures. Also, in addition to me going to gym 3 times a week I doubt I could do any decent amount of practice. Especially as it seems to me that these pointy sharp objects require quite a lot of skill to handle. The other thing I would like to try is paramotoring. But that is even more expensive.We meet on the border in full plate armour, have our national coat of arms on the shields and just watch as the mayhem ensues. Oh and we start challenging each other to all sorts of contests (jousting, different sword duels, archery, pin the tail on the donkey....) over something idiotic. We wouldn't learn anything but it would be funnyCan you imagine if we did that? What could possibly go wrong? I can just imagine the media reaction... CROATIA AND SLOVAKIA AT WAR! More news at 11.Oh no, you didn't! Prepare to be invaded and have country names explained to you! Ps: Can I trust our neighbour Australia to support us in our quest for enforcing the correct country names? I get it now. You can call my country (Republic of Ireland) part of the UK if you like, I deserve it.
Quote from: Pablo O'Brien on December 07, 2017, 05:28:07 PMQuote from: lister on December 07, 2017, 04:56:11 PMQuote from: Pablo O'Brien on December 07, 2017, 04:37:46 PMQuote from: lister on December 07, 2017, 04:33:24 PMQuote from: styx on December 07, 2017, 04:24:25 PMQuote from: lister on December 06, 2017, 01:46:12 PMI always liked HEMA. But the trouble is the only club I know of is on the other side of the country. Granted, the country in question is no more than 300 km across as the crow flies (if that), but I am not the most mobile of creatures. Also, in addition to me going to gym 3 times a week I doubt I could do any decent amount of practice. Especially as it seems to me that these pointy sharp objects require quite a lot of skill to handle. The other thing I would like to try is paramotoring. But that is even more expensive.We meet on the border in full plate armour, have our national coat of arms on the shields and just watch as the mayhem ensues. Oh and we start challenging each other to all sorts of contests (jousting, different sword duels, archery, pin the tail on the donkey....) over something idiotic. We wouldn't learn anything but it would be funnyCan you imagine if we did that? What could possibly go wrong? I can just imagine the media reaction... CROATIA AND SLOVAKIA AT WAR! More news at 11.Oh no, you didn't! Prepare to be invaded and have country names explained to you! Ps: Can I trust our neighbour Australia to support us in our quest for enforcing the correct country names? I get it now. You can call my country (Republic of Ireland) part of the UK if you like, I deserve it. Gentlemen, no need for name calling... lets do this properly and meet "behind the Luxembourg" at noon
Quote from: Etherealicer on December 07, 2017, 05:46:14 PMQuote from: Pablo O'Brien on December 07, 2017, 05:28:07 PMQuote from: lister on December 07, 2017, 04:56:11 PMQuote from: Pablo O'Brien on December 07, 2017, 04:37:46 PMQuote from: lister on December 07, 2017, 04:33:24 PMQuote from: styx on December 07, 2017, 04:24:25 PMQuote from: lister on December 06, 2017, 01:46:12 PMI always liked HEMA. But the trouble is the only club I know of is on the other side of the country. Granted, the country in question is no more than 300 km across as the crow flies (if that), but I am not the most mobile of creatures. Also, in addition to me going to gym 3 times a week I doubt I could do any decent amount of practice. Especially as it seems to me that these pointy sharp objects require quite a lot of skill to handle. The other thing I would like to try is paramotoring. But that is even more expensive.We meet on the border in full plate armour, have our national coat of arms on the shields and just watch as the mayhem ensues. Oh and we start challenging each other to all sorts of contests (jousting, different sword duels, archery, pin the tail on the donkey....) over something idiotic. We wouldn't learn anything but it would be funnyCan you imagine if we did that? What could possibly go wrong? I can just imagine the media reaction... CROATIA AND SLOVAKIA AT WAR! More news at 11.Oh no, you didn't! Prepare to be invaded and have country names explained to you! Ps: Can I trust our neighbour Australia to support us in our quest for enforcing the correct country names? I get it now. You can call my country (Republic of Ireland) part of the UK if you like, I deserve it. Gentlemen, no need for name calling... lets do this properly and meet "behind the Luxembourg" at noon I wonder if I can get direct flight there from my country? What weapons are we using? Or is this more one of those violence transfer/substitute games/sports kind of a thing? If so, what kind?Or are we just getting drunk till we forget the grievous insults exchanged?
Quote from: lister on December 08, 2017, 10:32:04 AMQuote from: Etherealicer on December 07, 2017, 05:46:14 PMQuote from: Pablo O'Brien on December 07, 2017, 05:28:07 PMQuote from: lister on December 07, 2017, 04:56:11 PMQuote from: Pablo O'Brien on December 07, 2017, 04:37:46 PMQuote from: lister on December 07, 2017, 04:33:24 PMQuote from: styx on December 07, 2017, 04:24:25 PMQuote from: lister on December 06, 2017, 01:46:12 PMI always liked HEMA. But the trouble is the only club I know of is on the other side of the country. Granted, the country in question is no more than 300 km across as the crow flies (if that), but I am not the most mobile of creatures. Also, in addition to me going to gym 3 times a week I doubt I could do any decent amount of practice. Especially as it seems to me that these pointy sharp objects require quite a lot of skill to handle. The other thing I would like to try is paramotoring. But that is even more expensive.We meet on the border in full plate armour, have our national coat of arms on the shields and just watch as the mayhem ensues. Oh and we start challenging each other to all sorts of contests (jousting, different sword duels, archery, pin the tail on the donkey....) over something idiotic. We wouldn't learn anything but it would be funnyCan you imagine if we did that? What could possibly go wrong? I can just imagine the media reaction... CROATIA AND SLOVAKIA AT WAR! More news at 11.Oh no, you didn't! Prepare to be invaded and have country names explained to you! Ps: Can I trust our neighbour Australia to support us in our quest for enforcing the correct country names? I get it now. You can call my country (Republic of Ireland) part of the UK if you like, I deserve it. Gentlemen, no need for name calling... lets do this properly and meet "behind the Luxembourg" at noon I wonder if I can get direct flight there from my country? What weapons are we using? Or is this more one of those violence transfer/substitute games/sports kind of a thing? If so, what kind?Or are we just getting drunk till we forget the grievous insults exchanged? Foam swords with a stick of wood in the middle to stiffen them up.
Quote from: Pablo O'Brien on December 08, 2017, 11:21:17 AMQuote from: lister on December 08, 2017, 10:32:04 AMQuote from: Etherealicer on December 07, 2017, 05:46:14 PMQuote from: Pablo O'Brien on December 07, 2017, 05:28:07 PMQuote from: lister on December 07, 2017, 04:56:11 PMQuote from: Pablo O'Brien on December 07, 2017, 04:37:46 PMQuote from: lister on December 07, 2017, 04:33:24 PMQuote from: styx on December 07, 2017, 04:24:25 PMQuote from: lister on December 06, 2017, 01:46:12 PMI always liked HEMA. But the trouble is the only club I know of is on the other side of the country. Granted, the country in question is no more than 300 km across as the crow flies (if that), but I am not the most mobile of creatures. Also, in addition to me going to gym 3 times a week I doubt I could do any decent amount of practice. Especially as it seems to me that these pointy sharp objects require quite a lot of skill to handle. The other thing I would like to try is paramotoring. But that is even more expensive.We meet on the border in full plate armour, have our national coat of arms on the shields and just watch as the mayhem ensues. Oh and we start challenging each other to all sorts of contests (jousting, different sword duels, archery, pin the tail on the donkey....) over something idiotic. We wouldn't learn anything but it would be funnyCan you imagine if we did that? What could possibly go wrong? I can just imagine the media reaction... CROATIA AND SLOVAKIA AT WAR! More news at 11.Oh no, you didn't! Prepare to be invaded and have country names explained to you! Ps: Can I trust our neighbour Australia to support us in our quest for enforcing the correct country names? I get it now. You can call my country (Republic of Ireland) part of the UK if you like, I deserve it. Gentlemen, no need for name calling... lets do this properly and meet "behind the Luxembourg" at noon I wonder if I can get direct flight there from my country? What weapons are we using? Or is this more one of those violence transfer/substitute games/sports kind of a thing? If so, what kind?Or are we just getting drunk till we forget the grievous insults exchanged? Foam swords with a stick of wood in the middle to stiffen them up. So basically a glorified pillow fight? It can't hurt if we try...
Quote from: lister on December 08, 2017, 10:32:04 AMQuote from: Etherealicer on December 07, 2017, 05:46:14 PMQuote from: Pablo O'Brien on December 07, 2017, 05:28:07 PMQuote from: lister on December 07, 2017, 04:56:11 PMQuote from: Pablo O'Brien on December 07, 2017, 04:37:46 PMQuote from: lister on December 07, 2017, 04:33:24 PMQuote from: styx on December 07, 2017, 04:24:25 PMQuote from: lister on December 06, 2017, 01:46:12 PMI always liked HEMA. But the trouble is the only club I know of is on the other side of the country. Granted, the country in question is no more than 300 km across as the crow flies (if that), but I am not the most mobile of creatures. Also, in addition to me going to gym 3 times a week I doubt I could do any decent amount of practice. Especially as it seems to me that these pointy sharp objects require quite a lot of skill to handle. The other thing I would like to try is paramotoring. But that is even more expensive.We meet on the border in full plate armour, have our national coat of arms on the shields and just watch as the mayhem ensues. Oh and we start challenging each other to all sorts of contests (jousting, different sword duels, archery, pin the tail on the donkey....) over something idiotic. We wouldn't learn anything but it would be funnyCan you imagine if we did that? What could possibly go wrong? I can just imagine the media reaction... CROATIA AND SLOVAKIA AT WAR! More news at 11.Oh no, you didn't! Prepare to be invaded and have country names explained to you! Ps: Can I trust our neighbour Australia to support us in our quest for enforcing the correct country names? I get it now. You can call my country (Republic of Ireland) part of the UK if you like, I deserve it. Gentlemen, no need for name calling... lets do this properly and meet "behind the Luxembourg" at noon I wonder if I can get direct flight there from my country? What weapons are we using? Or is this more one of those violence transfer/substitute games/sports kind of a thing? If so, what kind?Or are we just getting drunk till we forget the grievous insults exchanged? Well, Paris does have an airport nowadays Its a reference to the Three musketeers, its where D'Artagnan is supposed to fight Athos at noon, Portos at 1 pm and Aramis at 2 pm
We gotta be careful we don't disturb the Swiss. They use halfbeards and those things freak me out
Quote from: styx on December 08, 2017, 12:16:48 PMWe gotta be careful we don't disturb the Swiss. They use halfbeards and those things freak me outCough the Swiss Guards anyone? Cough Cough
Quote from: Pablo O'Brien on December 08, 2017, 12:55:04 PMQuote from: styx on December 08, 2017, 12:16:48 PMWe gotta be careful we don't disturb the Swiss. They use halfbeards and those things freak me outCough the Swiss Guards anyone? Cough CoughI'm very fond of the Lucerne hammer (Image removed from quote.)
Quote from: Etherealicer on December 08, 2017, 01:44:59 PMQuote from: Pablo O'Brien on December 08, 2017, 12:55:04 PMQuote from: styx on December 08, 2017, 12:16:48 PMWe gotta be careful we don't disturb the Swiss. They use halfbeards and those things freak me outCough the Swiss Guards anyone? Cough CoughI'm very fond of the Lucerne hammer (Image removed from quote.)Give me one of those to play with and I'll probably summarily lobotomise myself...
Donations
Community Links
