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House of Styx
« on: December 03, 2017, 05:48:00 PM »
Since some here find my jacksmurfery to be entertaining, welcome to the mind of a cynic.

First I'd like to thank Poncho for the name of this thread. Here is to you and your health  :cheers:

So last week this started my hour long rant (still shorter than the lecture)...
I'm starting to date a bit more again so I tend to run into all kinds of people. Last Saturday, for instance, I was lectured on a bit of a controversial topic (so I will not be sharing it here because I love this place) for 72 minutes. I timed it. After that the lady was bumfuzzled by my statement that if we were to continue seeing each other I'd have to take up very serious drinking (at least 4 nights in the week I'd have to hold on to the floor for dear life because the room would be spinning so much)



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"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2017, 05:51:26 PM »
72 min is a long time to listen to a rant indeed.  :facepalm:
What was the subject? You can PM me if you like, I promise not to rant.  :D

This sounds like it will be a good thread. :popcorn:

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2017, 05:57:33 PM »
Does your house of Styx come with an office??

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2017, 08:05:03 PM »
72 min is a long time to listen to a rant indeed.  :facepalm:
What was the subject? You can PM me if you like, I promise not to rant.  :D

This sounds like it will be a good thread. :popcorn:

PM sent

Does your house of Styx come with an office??


depends on how you define office. and don't get fooled, the last person that asked if I have a spiritual and religious corner ended up in the gym

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2017, 08:11:44 PM »
Hey Pablo! Let me know what it was all about!

I'm a curious fellow :whistle:

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2017, 09:06:48 PM »
Ask Styx.  :angel:

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2017, 09:24:29 PM »
such a nice guy

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"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2017, 09:31:27 PM »
Who? :shrug:

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2017, 09:46:04 PM »
both of y'all

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2017, 09:54:44 PM »
I´m not that curious. Anyhow, most secrets are interesting for their keepers only.

Hope the new house will be to your liking (and ours)!
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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2017, 10:11:36 PM »
:hug:

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2017, 10:45:27 PM »
I´m not that curious. Anyhow, most secrets are interesting for their keepers only.

Hope the new house will be to your liking (and ours)!

thanks. hope so too

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2017, 11:00:31 PM »
Looking forward to visiting frequently.
Look to be an interesting place to hang out. 
All the best. 



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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2017, 12:46:37 AM »
Is this one of these Star Trek Klingon threads? May this thread bring honor to the House of Styx!

Ok, I'm curious too - 72 minutes is a long rant on a date for sure!  :D

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2017, 08:42:06 AM »
So.....I might be assuming here.......but it was a date?  So you don't know here?  And she goes off for more than an hour?

Biggest mistake I made in the last 10 years was not running the other way  :salute:
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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2017, 10:09:44 AM »
So.....I might be assuming here.......but it was a date?  So you don't know here?  And she goes off for more than an hour?

Biggest mistake I made in the last 10 years was not running the other way  :salute:

Since it was unprovoked, the topic didn't come up in any way, shape or form, I was intrigued how long it could last after the first 3 minutes. Oddly this was an improvement over the last few that I affectionately named after the biggest nuclear disasters in human history

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2017, 10:15:32 AM »
And ofc I forgot to say this...

Public service announcement time:
If you are stopped by an officer of the law, asked for your documents and if you could open your bag, please for the love of MTo and all holy MTs show them the gym gear before showing the compartment with a big block of white substance that easily falls apart into a fine powder   :facepalm:

On the other hand, it is pretty funny to see someone taste lifting chalk  :rofl:

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2017, 10:23:04 AM »
Do they actually do that? I mean, I don't see how it is a good idea to do drugs while working. Also, do they do so much drugs they know different kinds by taste? What if it wasn't a drug but something that was in no shape or form suitable for human consumption?  :ahhh :rofl:

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2017, 11:13:54 AM »
On the other hand, it is pretty funny to see someone taste lifting chalk  :rofl:

 :like: >:D
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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2017, 11:43:53 AM »
Glad to see this thread :cheers: also glad that you liked the name :like:

On the other hand, it is pretty funny to see someone taste lifting chalk  :rofl:

 :like: >:D

Love this :rofl: but yes it might have helped your credibility if he had seen the gym gear first ::) :D

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2017, 11:58:27 AM »
Glad to see this thread :cheers: also glad that you liked the name :like:

On the other hand, it is pretty funny to see someone taste lifting chalk  :rofl:

 :like: >:D

Love this :rofl: but yes it might have helped your credibility if he had seen the gym gear first ::) :D
Why do I now want to go walking around with climbing gear in a bag and the chalk on full display?  >:D

Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2017, 12:14:56 PM »
Glad to see this thread :cheers: also glad that you liked the name :like:

On the other hand, it is pretty funny to see someone taste lifting chalk  :rofl:

 :like: >:D

Love this :rofl: but yes it might have helped your credibility if he had seen the gym gear first ::) :D
Why do I now want to go walking around with climbing gear in a bag and the chalk on full display?  >:D
Or smuggle coke in a gym bag filled with gym clothes.

"Naaah he's alright, he's got a block of lifting chalk on him"

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2017, 12:20:44 PM »
Glad to see this thread :cheers: also glad that you liked the name :like:

On the other hand, it is pretty funny to see someone taste lifting chalk  :rofl:

 :like: >:D

Love this :rofl: but yes it might have helped your credibility if he had seen the gym gear first ::) :D
Why do I now want to go walking around with climbing gear in a bag and the chalk on full display?  >:D
Or smuggle coke in a gym bag filled with gym clothes.

"Naaah he's alright, he's got a block of lifting chalk on him"
Make sure that you show them the climbing gear first!  :whistle:

Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!

Small knives can do what big knives do, just slower.

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2017, 12:57:01 PM »
Do they actually do that? I mean, I don't see how it is a good idea to do drugs while working. Also, do they do so much drugs they know different kinds by taste? What if it wasn't a drug but something that was in no shape or form suitable for human consumption?  :ahhh :rofl:

Stop people? From time to time. I have to pass next to 2 big sports venues so I'm glad they are being diligent.
Taste stuff, now I think that one cop just didn't have a drug testing kit near or watched too many movies.

Glad to see this thread :cheers: also glad that you liked the name :like:

On the other hand, it is pretty funny to see someone taste lifting chalk  :rofl:

 :like: >:D

Love this :rofl: but yes it might have helped your credibility if he had seen the gym gear first ::) :D
Why do I now want to go walking around with climbing gear in a bag and the chalk on full display?  >:D
Or smuggle coke in a gym bag filled with gym clothes.

"Naaah he's alright, he's got a block of lifting chalk on him"
Make sure that you show them the climbing gear first!  :whistle:

Why does it feel like I've given bad ideas to kids? 

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob
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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2017, 01:24:43 PM »
Do they actually do that? I mean, I don't see how it is a good idea to do drugs while working. Also, do they do so much drugs they know different kinds by taste? What if it wasn't a drug but something that was in no shape or form suitable for human consumption?  :ahhh :rofl:

Stop people? From time to time. I have to pass next to 2 big sports venues so I'm glad they are being diligent.
Taste stuff, now I think that one cop just didn't have a drug testing kit near or watched too many movies.

Glad to see this thread :cheers: also glad that you liked the name :like:

On the other hand, it is pretty funny to see someone taste lifting chalk  :rofl:

 :like: >:D

Love this :rofl: but yes it might have helped your credibility if he had seen the gym gear first ::) :D
Why do I now want to go walking around with climbing gear in a bag and the chalk on full display?  >:D
Or smuggle coke in a gym bag filled with gym clothes.

"Naaah he's alright, he's got a block of lifting chalk on him"
Make sure that you show them the climbing gear first!  :whistle:

Why does it feel like I've given bad ideas to kids?
Because you did :pok:

No wait... you gave us a good idea! :tu:

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2017, 01:29:11 PM »
Do they actually do that? I mean, I don't see how it is a good idea to do drugs while working. Also, do they do so much drugs they know different kinds by taste? What if it wasn't a drug but something that was in no shape or form suitable for human consumption?  :ahhh :rofl:

Stop people? From time to time. I have to pass next to 2 big sports venues so I'm glad they are being diligent.
Taste stuff, now I think that one cop just didn't have a drug testing kit near or watched too many movies.

Glad to see this thread :cheers: also glad that you liked the name :like:

On the other hand, it is pretty funny to see someone taste lifting chalk  :rofl:

 :like: >:D

Love this :rofl: but yes it might have helped your credibility if he had seen the gym gear first ::) :D
Why do I now want to go walking around with climbing gear in a bag and the chalk on full display?  >:D
Or smuggle coke in a gym bag filled with gym clothes.

"Naaah he's alright, he's got a block of lifting chalk on him"
Make sure that you show them the climbing gear first!  :whistle:

Why does it feel like I've given bad ideas to kids?
Because you did :pok:

No wait... you gave us a good idea! :tu:
Now, who's gonna try it first?  :D

Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!

Small knives can do what big knives do, just slower.

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2017, 04:38:15 PM »
Who's in desperate need of cash?

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2017, 05:34:33 PM »
Not me, though I'm in desperate need of a '99 soldier.  :ahhh

Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

All hail the hook!

Small knives can do what big knives do, just slower.

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2017, 06:26:42 PM »
:facepalm:

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Re: House of Styx
« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2017, 06:42:51 PM »
It can be arranged

Solving problems you didn't know you had in the most obscure way possible

"And now, it's time to hand this over to our tame race axe driver. Some say, he can live in the forest for six months at a time without food, and he knows of a secret tribe of only women where he is their God. All we know is, he's call the Styx!" - TazzieRob

 

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