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ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

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This is how they will identify my body....
on: December 11, 2017, 01:18:26 AM
While scrolling through Instagram earlier today I saw a kayak related shirt that made me laugh my arse off.  This is the shirt:



Which of course reminded me of this photo taken of me in October 2014:



Apparently the silliest shirt someone could come up with can't compare with my every day life....  :facepalm:

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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #1 on: December 11, 2017, 01:50:42 AM
 :rofl: :D :like:


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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #2 on: December 11, 2017, 03:14:47 AM
That is funny Grant :rofl: :like: :like:


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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #3 on: December 11, 2017, 03:35:25 AM
Can they make the kayak colors other than white?

You know, so we can be sure it's really you?
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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #4 on: December 11, 2017, 05:57:17 AM
Bet you guys didn't know I'm a master of image manipulation.





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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #5 on: December 11, 2017, 06:01:12 AM
You beat me to it



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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #6 on: December 11, 2017, 07:21:20 AM
Seeing this post really makes me want to start kayaking again, damn winter...


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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #7 on: December 11, 2017, 01:15:49 PM
 :like:
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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #8 on: December 11, 2017, 01:17:46 PM
Those pictures are great!  :D

Seeing this post really makes me want to start kayaking again, damn winter...

You and me both... winter really sucks when you are a kayaker!

Another reason for me to become a Snowbird.  :facepalm:

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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #9 on: December 11, 2017, 01:37:58 PM
You forgot the nails ;) ;) ;)
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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #10 on: December 11, 2017, 01:40:56 PM


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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #11 on: December 11, 2017, 03:45:55 PM
I don't live near the ocean anymore- the local waterways are mostly frozen in the winter.

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ca Offline GuacamoleBay

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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #12 on: December 11, 2017, 06:59:14 PM
Those pictures are great!  :D

Seeing this post really makes me want to start kayaking again, damn winter...

You and me both... winter really sucks when you are a kayaker!

Another reason for me to become a Snowbird.  :facepalm:

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It would be amazing to live somewhere down south... (Caymans islands... I'm looking at you...)

Sadly I haven't really kayaked, except for a couple of outings on sea kayaks, in a few years. I used to race on a provincial level but I found it just got too competitive and took up every weekend (you would need to arrive at the races at 7:00am and only left around 8:00pm). I've been meaning to buy / build a kayak but then I have the issue of transporting it, maybe I can start with a canoe...


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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #13 on: December 11, 2017, 07:38:02 PM
 :D :D
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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #14 on: December 11, 2017, 07:55:02 PM
yeah seakayaking is all year round where i am for the most part :) the joys of having the north Atlantic drift running past your door.

so Grant did you purchase one of them T's ?
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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #15 on: December 11, 2017, 09:07:12 PM
Those pictures are great!  :D

Seeing this post really makes me want to start kayaking again, damn winter...

You and me both... winter really sucks when you are a kayaker!

Another reason for me to become a Snowbird.  :facepalm:

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It would be amazing to live somewhere down south... (Caymans islands... I'm looking at you...)

Sadly I haven't really kayaked, except for a couple of outings on sea kayaks, in a few years. I used to race on a provincial level but I found it just got too competitive and took up every weekend (you would need to arrive at the races at 7:00am and only left around 8:00pm). I've been meaning to buy / build a kayak but then I have the issue of transporting it, maybe I can start with a canoe...

Are you still near Montreal?  Jie is there and he's recently gotten a kayak, maybe this summer a bunch of us can do a small adventure.  We have a few guys here in Ottawa, I'm sure we can find a few people to go!

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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #16 on: December 12, 2017, 02:23:13 AM
Those pictures are great!  :D

Seeing this post really makes me want to start kayaking again, damn winter...

You and me both... winter really sucks when you are a kayaker!

Another reason for me to become a Snowbird.  :facepalm:

Def

It would be amazing to live somewhere down south... (Caymans islands... I'm looking at you...)

Sadly I haven't really kayaked, except for a couple of outings on sea kayaks, in a few years. I used to race on a provincial level but I found it just got too competitive and took up every weekend (you would need to arrive at the races at 7:00am and only left around 8:00pm). I've been meaning to buy / build a kayak but then I have the issue of transporting it, maybe I can start with a canoe...

Are you still near Montreal?  Jie is there and he's recently gotten a kayak, maybe this summer a bunch of us can do a small adventure.  We have a few guys here in Ottawa, I'm sure we can find a few people to go!

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Damn, that would sound quite fun!


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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #17 on: December 12, 2017, 03:08:54 AM
Sound. Fun. In a kayak related thread. Get it?

I've got a million of them. They aren't all good, but I 've got a million.

Seriously, though, I brushed the snow off the top of my big ol' Blazer, and thought, maybe it's time to take my kayak rack off the top of this thing


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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #18 on: December 12, 2017, 06:06:30 AM
Sound. Fun. In a kayak related thread. Get it?

I've got a million of them. They aren't all good, but I 've got a million.

Seriously, though, I brushed the snow off the top of my big ol' Blazer, and thought, maybe it's time to take my kayak rack off the top of this thing

You could try zip tying blowtorches to the kayak and see if it melts the ice as it snows


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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #19 on: December 12, 2017, 12:33:52 PM
I thought about it, but as my boat is fiberglass, which is well known for not being terribly flame retardant that seems like a bad plan!

Much easier to just go south to paddle each year.... maybe Southwest so I don't risk another encounter with this guy:



 :ahhh

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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #20 on: December 12, 2017, 12:35:23 PM
It didn't go so well for me last time....



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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #21 on: December 12, 2017, 03:07:01 PM
It didn't go so well for me last time....

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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #22 on: December 12, 2017, 03:14:35 PM
It didn't go so well for me last time....

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You do the strangest things.  :facepalm:

Someone has to.  :D

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Reply #24 on: December 12, 2017, 05:04:45 PM
Dream. Wish. Leave nothing undone. Repeat.


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Re: This is how they will identify my body....
Reply #25 on: December 12, 2017, 05:06:49 PM
It didn't go so well for me last time....

(Image removed from quote.)

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You do the strangest things.  :facepalm:

Someone has to.  :D

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The bum and hips do tend to have a significant amount of fat nearby.  :angel:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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