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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #180 on: September 25, 2018, 06:09:46 PM
Would you like me to post off your letter of complaint to London? After all, you are a valued prisoner and we'd like to make your stay here as nice as possible. More middencake?
You won’t send the letter  :(
And all I want is chocolate  :rant:
What sort of chocolate would you like? I'm just off to Mr Lallys draws moustache and glasses on face
:rofl: I want a twix bar  :tu:

munch munch gulp They ran out of twixes so I got you a raider instead, well munch munch half a raider.
Ok, I’ll join in.

The product was first produced in the United Kingdom in 1967,[3] and introduced in the United States in 1979.[3] Twix was called Raider in mainland Europe for many years before its name was changed in 1991 (2000 in Denmark, Finland, Norway, Sweden and Turkey) to match the international brand name. The name Twix is a portmanteau derived from 'twin biscuit sticks'


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #181 on: September 25, 2018, 06:11:09 PM
Look what I just ordered  :dd:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #182 on: September 25, 2018, 06:43:45 PM
Look what I just ordered  :dd:

That’s shiny. But its not cake. :twak:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #183 on: September 25, 2018, 06:48:07 PM
I couldn’t get any cake  :ahhh
As I just spent all my money on the Surge  :D
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #184 on: September 25, 2018, 07:00:01 PM
This thread is seven pages. How many derailment reports have been made?  :rofl:


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #185 on: September 25, 2018, 07:02:12 PM
Now i need a pocket clip I think that a black
pocket clip will look better than a silver one  :think:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #186 on: September 25, 2018, 07:40:49 PM
This thread is seven pages. How many derailment reports have been made?  :rofl:
None!  :angel:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #187 on: September 25, 2018, 07:44:15 PM
Now i need a pocket clip I think that a black
pocket clip will look better than a silver one  :think:
On a black-tooled Wave? You bet it does :tu:
In other news, I also like cake.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #188 on: September 25, 2018, 07:44:31 PM
Now i need a pocket clip I think that a black
pocket clip will look better than a silver one  :think:

I think you're right. And I think you invested wisely. After all your Surge won't go stale, grow mould or get nibbled by mice will it?

I think a pic of a LM is an excellent derailer in this Forum of all places. I agree with Pabs I don't think I've seen one derailment report yet. I think the so called Derailment staff are asleep at the whee


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #189 on: September 25, 2018, 07:52:41 PM
The way this forums runs, a derailment is a thread that stays on topic.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #190 on: September 25, 2018, 07:58:02 PM
Now i need a pocket clip I think that a black
pocket clip will look better than a silver one  :think:
On a black-tooled Wave? You bet it does :tu:
In other news, I also like cake.
Thanks D_T that’s what I thought  :cheers: :like:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #191 on: September 25, 2018, 09:15:42 PM
I'd like to report a derailment.  :salute:


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #192 on: September 25, 2018, 09:19:50 PM
Where where  :ahhh
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #193 on: September 25, 2018, 09:23:57 PM


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #194 on: September 25, 2018, 09:29:32 PM
I tell you, the world lives in cycles ::). Note the utter absence of rotating beacons on these cop cars? After an intermission in which some cars sported as many as seven of them, the LAPD's cars are now back to blinking and flashing only (albeit in LED)...
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #195 on: September 25, 2018, 10:00:35 PM
I tell you, the world lives in cycles ::). Note the utter absence of rotating beacons on these cop cars? After an intermission in which some cars sported as many as seven of them, the LAPD's cars are now back to blinking and flashing only (albeit in LED)...

I'm hoping for the day when they bring back the bell that you ring by pulling a rope in the cab .....
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #196 on: September 25, 2018, 11:57:51 PM
Well then!

I did report a major derailment attempt earlier, in this forum, but it was ignored by the authorities. I reported Mechy as being the most prolific derailment speSmurfpillst known to mankind. And yet, the Anti Derailment dept. Did nothing. I firmly believe that they are asleep at the switch...from eating to many twix candy bars and trying build that darn prison...don’t they believe in house arrest?


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #197 on: September 26, 2018, 12:13:25 AM
They haven’t even built a prison yet  :facepalm:
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #198 on: September 26, 2018, 05:58:25 AM
I sold the bricks while our officers were sleeping and replaced them with cardboard, luckily they havent noticed that yet.

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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #199 on: September 26, 2018, 06:43:21 AM
I thought we were friends, Marc?


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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #200 on: September 26, 2018, 07:38:29 AM
This thread is seven pages. How many derailment reports have been made?  :rofl:
None!  :angel:


Don't you find it rather ironic, that this "anti-derailment" thread has totally derailed itself?  ::)

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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #201 on: September 26, 2018, 09:10:36 AM
This thread is seven pages. How many derailment reports have been made?  :rofl:
None!  :angel:


Don't you find it rather ironic, that this "anti-derailment" thread has totally derailed itself?  ::)

 :P
But no one's reported it yet  :think:

Fuzzy and I are champing at the bit to curb the derailment epidemic that's blighting this forum. But we can't do it without your help.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #202 on: September 26, 2018, 09:23:11 AM
I just called the police station to report a derailed thread here.  :tu:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #203 on: September 26, 2018, 12:12:29 PM
I just called the police station to report a derailed thread here.  :tu:
Don't call the cops! You're supposed to pm me or Fuzzy. C'mon Pabs get your head in the game.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #204 on: September 26, 2018, 01:47:37 PM
I just called the police station to report a derailed thread here.  :tu:
Don't call the cops! You're supposed to pm me or Fuzzy. C'mon Pabs get your head in the game.
I asked the police station to forward the call to you.  :tu:
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #205 on: September 26, 2018, 01:58:34 PM
I just called the police station to report a derailed thread here.  :tu:
Don't call the cops! You're supposed to pm me or Fuzzy. C'mon Pabs get your head in the game.
I asked the police station to forward the call to you.  :tu:
Well there not gonna do that are they? Jeez Pabs, Fuzzy and I are taking their jobs away from them AND playing them in a new blockbusting cop show! They hate us.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #206 on: September 26, 2018, 02:02:57 PM
I just called the police station to report a derailed thread here.  :tu:
Don't call the cops! You're supposed to pm me or Fuzzy. C'mon Pabs get your head in the game.
I asked the police station to forward the call to you.  :tu:
Well there not gonna do that are they? Jeez Pabs, Fuzzy and I are taking their jobs away from them AND playing them in a new blockbusting cop show! They hate us.
Fine, fine! I re-sent the call to Fuzzy.
Hooked, like everyone else. ;)

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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #207 on: September 26, 2018, 02:05:56 PM
I just called the police station to report a derailed thread here.  :tu:
Don't call the cops! You're supposed to pm me or Fuzzy. C'mon Pabs get your head in the game.
I asked the police station to forward the call to you.  :tu:
Well there not gonna do that are they? Jeez Pabs, Fuzzy and I are taking their jobs away from them AND playing them in a new blockbusting cop show! They hate us.
Fine, fine! I re-sent the call to Fuzzy.
Not sure if that is better?
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #208 on: September 26, 2018, 02:12:41 PM
I just called the police station to report a derailed thread here.  :tu:
Don't call the cops! You're supposed to pm me or Fuzzy. C'mon Pabs get your head in the game.
I asked the police station to forward the call to you.  :tu:
Well there not gonna do that are they? Jeez Pabs, Fuzzy and I are taking their jobs away from them AND playing them in a new blockbusting cop show! They hate us.
Fine, fine! I re-sent the call to Fuzzy.
Not sure if that is better?

If you want immediate action, Fuzzy is your man. He also makes every arrest hilarious and a one off surrealist statement. Sometimes the perp doesn't even realise they've been arrested.
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Re: Report Derailments to the Anti Derailment dept here.
Reply #209 on: September 26, 2018, 02:14:01 PM
I just called the police station to report a derailed thread here.  :tu:
Don't call the cops! You're supposed to pm me or Fuzzy. C'mon Pabs get your head in the game.
I asked the police station to forward the call to you.  :tu:
Well there not gonna do that are they? Jeez Pabs, Fuzzy and I are taking their jobs away from them AND playing them in a new blockbusting cop show! They hate us.
Fine, fine! I re-sent the call to Fuzzy.
Not sure if that is better?

If you want immediate action, Fuzzy is your man. He also makes every arrest hilarious and a one off surrealist statement. Sometimes the perp doesn't even realise they've been arrested.
:rofl: Sounds like fun actually.
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