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cy Offline dks

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Happy International Men's Day
on: November 19, 2018, 04:38:27 PM
http://internationalmensday.com/

In a Forum dominated by women, it is good to remember and celebrate men too!

Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Happy International Men's Day
Reply #1 on: November 19, 2018, 09:23:04 PM
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Re: Happy International Men's Day
Reply #2 on: November 19, 2018, 10:18:18 PM
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Re: Happy International Men's Day
Reply #3 on: November 19, 2018, 10:38:15 PM
Hasn't everyday for a couple of million years been "International Men's Days"?
 :D

I motion to remove observance of "International Men's Day" in favor of a new celebration:

Intergalactic "Multi-Function Knife & Tool Day."
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Re: Happy International Men's Day
Reply #4 on: November 19, 2018, 10:41:49 PM
Hasn't everyday for a couple of million years been "International Men's Days"?
 :D

I motion to remove observance of "International Men's Day" in favor of a new celebration:

Intergalactic "Multi-Function Knife & Tool Day."
:woohoo:
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Re: Happy International Men's Day
Reply #5 on: November 20, 2018, 12:20:30 PM
Men have rights too
Kelly: "Daddy, what makes men cheat on women?
Al : "Women!"

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Re: Happy International Men's Day
Reply #6 on: November 20, 2018, 12:33:22 PM
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Re: Happy International Men's Day
Reply #7 on: November 20, 2018, 12:53:31 PM
I prefer to celebrate women, if it's awl the same to you guys...

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Re: Happy International Men's Day
Reply #8 on: November 20, 2018, 02:21:07 PM
I'm just going to post this as food for thought

Deaths in battle
Men 97.7%
Women 2.3%

Homeless
Men 62%
Women 38%

Suicides
Men 77.9%
Women 22.1%

Homicides
Men 77.4%
Women 22.6%

Workplace deaths
Men 93%
Women 7%

College graduates
Men 40%
Women 60%

Winners of custody
Men 17.8%
Women 82.2%
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Re: Happy International Men's Day
Reply #9 on: November 20, 2018, 02:22:13 PM
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Re: Happy International Men's Day
Reply #10 on: November 20, 2018, 02:26:49 PM
Nah, men have a good long crack of the whip and look at where we are. I'm up for equality and enjoying how much improvement we'll see.
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Re: Happy International Men's Day
Reply #11 on: November 20, 2018, 02:41:14 PM
Nah, men have a good long crack of the whip and look at where we are. I'm up for equality and enjoying how much improvement we'll see.

We, the humans, are a bunch of smurfs, so no matter what group is in charge we'll smurf it all up...  :woohoo:

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Re: Happy International Men's Day
Reply #12 on: November 20, 2018, 02:47:23 PM
Nah, men have a good long crack of the whip and look at where we are. I'm up for equality and enjoying how much improvement we'll see.

We, the humans, are a bunch of smurfs, so no matter what group is in charge we'll smurf it all up...  :woohoo:

 :D
Not suggesting women should be in charge, just equal. It would be the first step towards a better future I think.
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Re: Happy International Men's Day
Reply #13 on: November 20, 2018, 03:04:35 PM
Nah, men have a good long crack of the whip and look at where we are. I'm up for equality and enjoying how much improvement we'll see.

We, the humans, are a bunch of smurfs, so no matter what group is in charge we'll smurf it all up...  :woohoo:

 :D
Not suggesting women should be in charge, just equal. It would be the first step towards a better future I think.

I didn't think you suggested it. And of course, the more equal everyone is, the better. In this way the bigger smurfs kind of smooth out. But I am still not too optimistic about our future.  :D
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Re: Happy International Men's Day
Reply #14 on: November 20, 2018, 03:08:25 PM
Nah, men have a good long crack of the whip and look at where we are. I'm up for equality and enjoying how much improvement we'll see.

We, the humans, are a bunch of smurfs, so no matter what group is in charge we'll smurf it all up...  :woohoo:

 :D
Not suggesting women should be in charge, just equal. It would be the first step towards a better future I think.

I didn't think you suggested it. And of course, the more equal everyone is, the better. In this way the bigger smurfs kind of smooth out. But I am still not too optimistic about our future.  :D
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Re: Happy International Men's Day
Reply #15 on: November 20, 2018, 04:59:16 PM
With regards to a special Man Appreciation Day I'm kind of ambivalent.  There seems to be a day to celebrate pretty much everything else, so why not? 

Intergalactic "Multi-Function Knife & Tool Day" is pretty well every day, at least for most of us here I would imagine.

With regards to equality, the only situation I can think of where having a smurf is an advantage is in a peeing for distance contest, non-mechanical division.  Other than that, I am pretty certain we are all on more or less even footing.

Smashie posted some interesting statistics, but I am guessing that is more of a societal thing than a biological thing, at least for the most part.  And, I for one am largely against societies, at least societies outside of this one where people are just people and no one gets bent out of shape over trivial things like what bathroom to use.  Everybody poops.....   :ahhh

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