Funny Joke

[Zack]

So the other day my wife and I were watching who wants to be a millionaire.  During a commerical the topic of sex came up.  My wife suggested we go in the bedroom and do the deed.  I said not right now, and without missing a beat she asked if that was my final answer.  When I responded yes she immediatley got up and said then I would like to phone a friend.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

So the other day my wife and I were watching who wants to be a millionaire.  During a commerical the topic of sex came up.  My wife suggested we go in the bedroom and do the deed.  I said not right now, and without missing a beat she asked if that was my final answer.  When I responded yes she immediatley got up and said then I would like to phone a friend.

Good one

Women are far more quick witted than us dumb ass blokes

[EZ822]

Good one 

[hawkchucker]

Sounds like a keeper to me!

[Sea Monster]

One of your friends, or one of her friends?   

[donvito]

Good thing she didn't ask for the help of the audience 

[jzmtl]

One of your friends, or one of her friends?   

I think a more important question is male or female friend. 

[WhichDawg]

that's pretty funny!
your a lucky man

[665ae]

Good thing she didn't ask for the help of the audience 

Yeah, can't you do a 50/50 or something?  (I don't watch the show)

[donvito]

Good thing she didn't ask for the help of the audience 

Yeah, can't you do a 50/50 or something?  (I don't watch the show)

Nether do I, but have seen glimpses once or twice. Basically you get the audience to vote on the right answer, and chose if you want to go with them or not...

[ducktapehero]

A thief stole my credit card but I still haven't called the police. He is spending a lot less than my wife.