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Cowboys grave stone ......

us Offline eodtech

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Cowboys grave stone ......
on: January 30, 2009, 04:58:03 PM



          FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

          1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
              who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

          2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
              laugh.

          3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
              and who doesn't lie to you.

          4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
              and who likes to be with you.

          5. It's very, very important that these four women
              do not know each other.

« Last Edit: January 30, 2009, 05:01:32 PM by eodtech »
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Re: Cowboys grave stone ......
Reply #1 on: January 30, 2009, 06:42:28 PM
Like it :D :D
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Re: Cowboys grave stone ......
Reply #2 on: January 30, 2009, 06:50:20 PM
          FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

          1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
              who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

          2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
              laugh.

          3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
              and who doesn't lie to you.

          4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
              and who likes to be with you.

          5. It's very, very important that these four women
              do not know each other.



ROFL :D
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us Offline donvito

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Re: Cowboys grave stone ......
Reply #3 on: January 30, 2009, 07:54:08 PM
          FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

          1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
              who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

          2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
              laugh.

          3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
              and who doesn't lie to you.

          4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
              and who likes to be with you.

          5. It's very, very important that these four women
              do not know each other.



ROFL :D

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Re: Cowboys grave stone ......
Reply #4 on: January 30, 2009, 09:15:26 PM
Well he went out in style!
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us Offline J-sews

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Re: Cowboys grave stone ......
Reply #5 on: January 31, 2009, 04:38:52 AM
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I thinking this guy and me.....we would have been buds! :cheers:
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Re: Cowboys grave stone ......
Reply #6 on: January 31, 2009, 05:11:30 AM
I was thinking more along the lines of this when I read the title to this thread;
http://www.daylife.com/photo/07C42Tq5aBc2b/Dallas_Cowboys

Now here are some "real" cowboys grave headstones;

Will Rogers-http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GSln=rogers&GSfn=will&GSbyrel=in&GSdyrel=in&GSob=n&GRid=894&

John Wayne-http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=1079

Roy Rogers-http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GSln=rogers&GSfn=roy&GSbyrel=in&GSdyrel=in&GSob=n&GRid=3206&

and here is a cowboys real prayer;


The Cowboy's Prayer
Oh Lord, I reckon I'm not much just by myself.
I fail to do a lot of things I ought to do.
But Lord, when trails are steep and passes high,
Help me to ride it straight the whole way through.
And when in the falling dusk I get the final call,
I do not care how many flowers they send--
Above all else the happiest trail would be
For You to say to me, "Let's ride, My friend."
Amen


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Re: Cowboys grave stone ......
Reply #7 on: January 31, 2009, 09:23:19 AM


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Re: Cowboys grave stone ......
Reply #8 on: January 31, 2009, 06:19:29 PM
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