Inspired by Nick Shabazz:
Atomic Bear tactical pen
Camo tactical Murse
Big n ridiculous Ontario RAT#1
Opinel zero zero 8 tactical weapon system (you can't spell 'tactical operations' without Opinel.)
Z Hunter
Tactical P51 spam can opener
Tactical flashlight 1L-1AA
Tactical lobster shaped bottle opener
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