Who had "Giant mutated acid cat vs Fukushima lizard" for April?

[Grant Lamontagne]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna143117

It seems some poor cat has fallen into a vat of toxic chemicals and is now wandering around the countryside.

 

Realistically I am sad for the suffering of a poor animal, but with the way the world has been lately I also have to wonder if we are about to experience a real life Godzilla film.

Def

[Vidar]

Bound to happen - curiosity killed the cat and all that... 

Some years ago I covered a 2-3 ton cast steel table in lard to protect it from rust as it was outside for storage. (They rust very easily if moist). Checked on it after the winter. Lots of lard gone and rusty spots. Lots of small birds flying around with flat nosed beaks. Not good at all in any way, but also felt quite bizarre.

[Vidar]

On a side note I spent a few weeks last summer trying to outwit a small adolescent otter which kept breaking in.