Jokes for my work group

[LoopCutter]

That reminded me of a customer I got to know.

His name is JIMMY, all caps, not Jim or James, just JIMMY.

He explained, he was part of a large family, with grand parents and great parents all living in a very large Victorian Style home with paper thin walls.

His oldest sisters are twins, named MERCURY & COMET

Another sister named NOVA and another named MALIBU.

HE also said the youngest, also a girl has the prettiest name, SEIRRA.

He also shared that his dad preferred Chevys over Ford products when was able to buy his own.

[LoopCutter]

Last night I went out to eat and a young boy, maybe 8, was sitting at the table next to me.

I was preparing scribble out a grocery list and had my paper and a FISHER BULLET pen out and ready to write when my dinner arrived.

I notice the boy looking at my pen, and almost say something then nope.

I asked, do you have question about my paper and pen?  He pulled away, then asked, “is that a pen that can WRITE UNDERWATER?”

I said, “ yes, it is advertised that it can do that.”

“Oh, I was wondering, can it write other words too?”

[Grant Lamontagne]

I'm back to work, so you know what that means.....

Good morning everyone! 

Be safe out there. Police are looking for a man with one eye called Murphy.

 Police spokesperson says they have no idea what the other eye is called.

Have a great (and safe!) day out there!

Def

[LoopCutter]

Great news GRANT!
Just when the weather improves

My share;

Some days I wake up CRANKY,
Then there are days I will let HER sleep in!

Be good!

[Grant Lamontagne]

Good morning everyone!

I saw a job listing the other day for a feline speSmurfpillst in Nepal. I was going to apply for it but then I realized I have no idea what a cat man do.

Have a great day, and an even better weekend everyone!

Def

[MadPlumbarian]

MORNING!! I think I might actually mow the lawn today since weathers pending.. here’s a good one, but it’s a pic,,
JR