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MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread

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MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
on: December 21, 2024, 05:00:48 AM
A few of my favorite things

Woodsaws and scissors and many screwdrivers.
Nessmuk's old trio. A knife like MacGyver's.

Watches, deep carry clips, and loaded pockets.
Drill bits and Allen and Phillips and sockets.

Wallets, pens, backpacks, titanium rings.
These are a few of my favorite things.

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These are a few of my favorite things.

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These are a few of my favorite things.

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Hultafors, Mora, Fiskars, Wetterlings.
These are a few of my favorite things.
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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #1 on: December 21, 2024, 05:55:43 AM
Love it!  I was actually singing it out loud until I noticed my wife standing in my office with this puzzled/concerned look on her face.   :rofl: :facepalm:

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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #2 on: December 21, 2024, 05:59:22 AM
Brilliant RP!
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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #3 on: December 21, 2024, 06:42:18 AM
I'm singing right along.

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This is a true MTO Christmas tune.  :2tu:
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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #4 on: December 21, 2024, 07:47:00 AM
That was awesome! :cheers:


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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #5 on: December 21, 2024, 01:50:03 PM
Excellent!
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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #6 on: December 21, 2024, 03:44:08 PM
Very nice  :cheers:


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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #7 on: December 21, 2024, 03:47:42 PM
 :rofl: I love it! It can be the Christmas MTO theme song :like: :like:


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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #8 on: December 22, 2024, 05:16:14 PM
Thanks, everyone! :cheers:
I realized ratchet rhymes with hatchet, and I thought of a few others, and I remembered the original song just listing things, and I started listing things too. :D

And a thank you to Wetterlings for rhyming with things. :salute:


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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #9 on: December 23, 2024, 02:09:41 AM
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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #10 on: December 23, 2024, 10:07:28 PM
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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #11 on: December 25, 2024, 03:49:06 AM
Well done Sir...well done!  :hatsoff:


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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #12 on: December 26, 2024, 04:29:42 PM
Amazon boxes. A trip to Cabela's.
Sunlasses, keychains, and all my umbrellas.

Duct tape and zipties, coat hangers and wires.
Hammers and prybars. All my Engineer pliers.

Cool fidget spinners and edc blings.
These are a few of my favorite things.

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Second-hand Snap-Ons and sweet knives from Kizer.

One edc kit and one for First Aid.
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These are a few of my favorite things.

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Spartans, Explorers, and Signals and Crunches.

Daggers and long swords, and spears and katanas.
Ground mats, tents, blankets, marshmallows, bandannas.

Fishing line, bank line, cord, needle, thread, strings.
These are a few of my favorite things.

A lens by Fresnel. A whistle that's loud.
A signal mirror; a book by Les Stroud.

90 degree spines as ferro rod strikers.
Snow shoes and beanies, and gloves, and my hikers.

A challenge chicken and we're eating like kings.
These are a few of my favorite things.
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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #13 on: December 26, 2024, 10:43:51 PM
 :rofl:
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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #14 on: December 27, 2024, 01:17:45 AM
Well done! :salute:
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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #15 on: March 22, 2025, 09:58:31 PM


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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #16 on: March 23, 2025, 04:50:31 AM
RP, MT.o poet laureate

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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #18 on: March 25, 2025, 01:16:36 AM
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Re: MTO Songs and Karaoke Thread
Reply #19 on: April 01, 2025, 02:47:55 PM


I EDC red

Did you really think, I'd just forgive and forget, no
After catching you unprepared
Your blood should run cold, so cold.
You, you two-timing, cheap-carrying, wannabe
You're a fool, if you thought that I'd just let this go

I EDC red, red, oh red
A gun to your head, head, to your head
Now all I EDC is red, red, red

Did you really just say "I didn't edc anything", oh
Remember those words when I'm fixing your Kia Soul, your Soul.
Know that you, you dug your own grave, now lie in it
You're so cruel, but revenge is a dish best served cold
I EDC red, red, oh red

A gun to your head, head, to your head, oh
Electrician style, and there won't be no trial
Don't you know that you're better off dead
All I EDC is red, red, oh red
Now all I EDC is...
Run, hide
Oh, you're so done
Oh, you'd better order a Swiss Army Knife!
I EDC red, red, oh red, oh
A gun to your head, head, to your head, oh
Executive style, and there won't be no trial
Don't you know that you're better off dead
All I EDC is red, red, oh red
Now all I EDC is red, red


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Reply #20 on: April 02, 2025, 12:06:40 AM
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