List of No lifers

[Neil]

smurf just looked at my present post count. 

At normal rate of spammage I have less than twenty four hours left 

[rp252]

Colorful Enunciation just looked at my present post count. 

At normal rate of spammage I have less than twenty four hours left 

At Mike's "normal" rate of spammage you'd have about 3 minutes

[Neil]

A small mercy I suppose

[Poncho65]

Well your on your way to the absolutely no life club Neil

[Tinnie]

A small mercy I suppose

You are geting very close mate only like 2 more

[Tinnie]

And I am getting closer to losing my life!!!!!

[J-sews]

Colorful Enunciation just looked at my present post count. 

At normal rate of spammage I have less than twenty four hours left 

Well.....?

(and don't tell us your one of those guys who wants to make their 5000th post a "special" one)

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Colorful Enunciation just looked at my present post count. 

At normal rate of spammage I have less than twenty four hours left 

At Mike's "normal" rate of spammage you'd have about 3 minutes

Hey

[Neil]

Colorful Enunciation just looked at my present post count. 

At normal rate of spammage I have less than twenty four hours left 

Well.....?

(and don't tell us your one of those guys who wants to make their 5000th post a "special" one)

Nope, but even I need to sleep occasionally.  Here you go, post 5000

[Gareth]

Colorful Enunciation just looked at my present post count. 

At normal rate of spammage I have less than twenty four hours left 

Well.....?

(and don't tell us your one of those guys who wants to make their 5000th post a "special" one)

Nope, but even I need to sleep occasionally.  Here you go, post 5000

Does that mean you get a dance from Mike, Ben and Dunc? 

Congratulations mate.   Something like that anyway.

[Neil]

I hoping as I've already had to go through that that I'll be let off 

[nuphoria]

Well done Neil, you are a proper spammer now  

I hope you managed to get some sleep too  

[Neil]

Its cool, my wife's not at work at the moment so I'm allowed lie-ins, whilst she gets the joy of boy containment

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Colorful Enunciation just looked at my present post count. 

At normal rate of spammage I have less than twenty four hours left 

Well.....?

(and don't tell us your one of those guys who wants to make their 5000th post a "special" one)

Nope, but even I need to sleep occasionally.  Here you go, post 5000

Does that mean you get a dance from Mike, Ben and Dunc? 

Congratulations mate.   Something like that anyway.

Ben's filling the car as we speak

Congratulations you complete loser

[Benner]

Colorful Enunciation just looked at my present post count. 

At normal rate of spammage I have less than twenty four hours left 

Well.....?

(and don't tell us your one of those guys who wants to make their 5000th post a "special" one)

Nope, but even I need to sleep occasionally.  Here you go, post 5000

Congrats 

[rp252]

Colorful Enunciation just looked at my present post count. 

At normal rate of spammage I have less than twenty four hours left 

Well.....?

(and don't tell us your one of those guys who wants to make their 5000th post a "special" one)

Nope, but even I need to sleep occasionally.  Here you go, post 5000

Does that mean you get a dance from Mike, Ben and Dunc? 

Congratulations mate.   Something like that anyway.

Ben's filling the car as we speak

Congratulations you complete loser

Congrats mate

[AHB]

WOW... 5000 
That's Like ALOT of posts... 
Congrats, anyway.. 

[Nikos]

Another Brit in the absolutely no life club? Why doesn't that surprise me?

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Another Brit in the absolutely no life club? Why doesn't that surprise me?

[J-sews]

Another Brit in the absolutely no life club? Why doesn't that surprise me?

This one seems different though......some of his posts are actually useful.   And many of them are on-topic!!

 

[Nikos]

Indeed! That's why he has an "appreciation society" and not just a "fan club"...

[AHB]

Indeed! That's why he has an "appreciation society" and not just a "fan club"...

+1

  

[Neil]

Another Brit in the absolutely no life club? Why doesn't that surprise me?

This one seems different though......some of his posts are actually useful.   And many of them are on-topic!!

 

So sorry 

I realises my spammage is lower than it should be and I will try harder.

[AHB]

Another Brit in the absolutely no life club? Why doesn't that surprise me?

This one seems different though......some of his posts are actually useful.  And many of them are on-topic!!

 

So sorry  

I realises my spammage is lower than it should be and I will try harder.

You better start now, or you'll never get to 25,000...

[rp252]

A useful, on topic post?  Are you sure you're from the UK Neil?

[Neil]

A useful, on topic post?  Are you sure you're from the UK Neil?

LoL, oh yes, my lineage is as dull as dishwater.  Furthest back I can trace is to Augustine Bee who popped his clogs towards the end of the 16th century about 20 miles up the road from where I presently reside    We're not the adventurous type

[Woz]

Sure, you are a Brit! Most adventurous thing they do is putting milk into tea. That´s why British gossip sounds like:

"Honey have you seen? She put 2! drops of milk into her tea!"

"Well, we are not amused..."

[AHB]

Sure, you are a Brit! Most adventurous thing they do is putting milk into tea. That´s why British gossip sounds like:

"Honey have you seen? She put 2! drops of milk into her tea!"

"Well, we are not amused..."

Touché..     

[Neil]

Sure, you are a Brit! Most adventurous thing they do is putting milk into tea. That´s why British gossip sounds like:

"Honey have you seen? She put 2! drops of milk into her tea!"

"Well, we are not amused..."

Really that sounds a bit risqué 

Most British conversations stick to the weather

[Nikos]

Ooh... That mustn't be really dull then, with all the changes in... rain patterns you get over there.