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ca Offline Grant Lamontagne

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Not a problem for us tool folks...
on: March 29, 2007, 01:15:45 AM
The Broken Mower..............

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.  But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing  golf - always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Moral to this story:
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

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Leave the dents as they are- let your belongings show their scars as proudly as you do yours.


us Offline J-sews

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Re: Not a problem for us tool folks...
Reply #1 on: April 01, 2007, 02:35:48 AM
Amen to that.  :D
In order to be certain of having the right tool for every job.........one must first acquire a lot of tools


 

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