NKB has twisted my melons man

[nuphoria]

OK, if you don't know the lyrics "twisting my melons man" this thread may seem misleading

I did yet another splendid bit of business with Neil and ended up with a rather fab melon tester - to you and me that's a great big crazy arse slippy... lots of fun!

I also received some lovely scales and fodder, so yes, he's been a splendid chap to deal with yet again.

[cliosguy]

yeap misleading

[Nikos]

Why Neil you melon twister.

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Come now, surely we've all twisted some melons in our time

[nuphoria]

Come now, surely we've all twisted some melons in our time

No comment 

[Neil]

Come now, surely we've all twisted some melons in our time

And I still have the scar from where the hair brush was embedded in my knee

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Come now, surely we've all twisted some melons in our time

And I still have the scar from where the hair brush was embedded in my knee

Now that is a funny mental image

[nuphoria]

:snigger:

[Neil]

It hurt like bleep but the whole situation was pure comedy and the pain of extraction was certainly dulled by the fact I was crying with laughter at the time 

Now that sentence wouldn't be too strange for this forum but normally would be part of a traditional thread derailment; this time though its still almost on topic 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I demand you take this topic of topic now

[Neil]

I demand you take this topic of topic now

   Crosscut versus Micra versus S2, who wins

[Nikos]

  Crosscut versus Micra versus S2, who wins

Now you've twisted my melons man... And we're back on topic.

[Neil]

  Crosscut versus Micra versus S2, who wins

Now you've twisted my melons man... And we're back on topic.

  No, no, no, now we're properly off topic. 

[nuphoria]

Topic? Did someone see a topic around here?

Quick, call a mod 

[Nikos]

So... it seems like this forum has three types of members: mods (moderating the topics and helping everyone out), sods (sodding topics and constantly derailing them), and odds (you know... those weird ones who just post now and then and always with substance).

In fact, I think I'll start referring to people around here like that. Instead of Nick's "Dear dudes and dudesses", I'll go with "Dear mods, sods, and odds".


PS: You can quote me on that...

[nuphoria]

So... it seems like this forum has three types of members: mods (moderating the topics and helping everyone out), sods (sodding topics and constantly derailing them), and odds (you know... those weird ones who just post now and then and always with substance).

In fact, I think I'll start referring to people around here like that. Instead of Nick's "Dear dudes and dudesses", I'll go with "Dear mods, sods, and odds".


PS: You can quote me on that...

That;s good!
I think I want to be the bast*rd child of a sod and an odd 

[Gareth]

So... it seems like this forum has three types of members: mods (moderating the topics and helping everyone out), sods (sodding topics and constantly derailing them), and odds (you know... those weird ones who just post now and then and always with substance).

In fact, I think I'll start referring to people around here like that. Instead of Nick's "Dear dudes and dudesses", I'll go with "Dear mods, sods, and odds".


PS: You can quote me on that...

In that case I'm a Sod through and through, but you wouldn't be the first to say so. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

So... it seems like this forum has three types of members: mods (moderating the topics and helping everyone out), sods (sodding topics and constantly derailing them), and odds (you know... those weird ones who just post now and then and always with substance).

In fact, I think I'll start referring to people around here like that. Instead of Nick's "Dear dudes and dudesses", I'll go with "Dear mods, sods, and odds".


PS: You can quote me on that...

Sounds like a plan to me

[Flash]

Dudes and dudesses,

My public thanks to Neil for this......

Thanks my friend.....really cheered me up   

[Neil]

You're welcome chap.  Its very you

[Nikos]

[Thread necromancy]
Drat. I had forgotten all about this mods, sods, and odds thingy till recently when I saw the "for the mods" and "for the knobs" giveaways...
[/Thread necromancy]

[Freudian Frog]

So... it seems like this forum has three types of members: mods (moderating the topics and helping everyone out), sods (sodding topics and constantly derailing them), and odds (you know... those weird ones who just post now and then and always with substance).

In fact, I think I'll start referring to people around here like that. Instead of Nick's "Dear dudes and dudesses", I'll go with "Dear mods, sods, and odds".


PS: You can quote me on that...

Can I ask what I fall under? =P

[Nikos]

Will you settle for sodd (no typo)?