on COPS that's where druggies carry their stash.
and of course.....up their rear. Just had a case where a female secreted a cell phone up her (well you know where)...she wanted to take it into jail with her.
wonder if it was on vibrate only
hehe ewww 
ok ok ill keep it clean
One of my mates admitted a woman to hospital who had 'collapsed' whilst in a supermarket. She was fine, but very tight lipped when he took her medical history. Turned out she had her "special" appliance inserted and turned on and was unable to remain standing when the inevitable happened. You really do see all sorts in hospital...

I found a pair of jeans with a huge coin/watch pocket yesterday - easily enough to hold a SURGE! Might need a belt though

. But seriously, my regular jeans coin/watch pocket can easily accommodate a Swisschamp - I was under the impression everyones could.