Provisional UK Meet 4th Blood Thread!!!!

[Spork, Lord of Lime Jello!]

You could have....

...spam, spam, spam, Benner, spam, spam and eggs...

[nuphoria]

Well Dave's lost a load of weight now (and he wasn't much more than bite-sized to start with) so I think that takes him out of the running as well.
 

Who does that leave us with?

Neil says he's a veggie, does that mean the same as "corn fed"?

Ooh, maybe 

Even better if he's free range too

[Hedge Kid]

I have nothing to contribute except 

and  at Neil's blah blah blah crunch

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

I hear ya Rich... glad I don't drink too much these days and I get to wake up next the same strange woman every day


Shall we have a poll for who we should cannibalise then?

I don't really have a dog in this fight (sort to say), but I think y'all should follow Darwinian principles. 

Survival of the fittest and all that...

Everyone else is doomed then

[Hedge Kid]

Although it entertains me to think of flaying one of you and serving you up with a nice chianti, I take all submitted points about skinniness and toughness.

Pending a certificate to prove his free range status from Neil's wife, I was going to offer to cook a big cauldron of veggi stew for dinner. I'll be cooking anyway, I always cook far too much and I thought it may lighten the load for those of you travelling a fair distance and suffering the British public transport system. Besides a shared fire just isn't right without a massive pot of bubbling stew. 

So let me know if you would want feeding and if you have any allergies/intolerances/babyish dislikes. I'm happy and able to accommodate the most complicated of diets! Feel free to PM  me if you don't want to broadcast your needs.

Anyone making sexist or "thanks mum" comments will be served as breakfast. I can knock up a smoke room and carve you into bacon in a matter of seconds. 

So, any takers? No problem if not, as I say, I'll be cooking anyway.

[Mr. Whippy]

Although it entertains me to think of flaying one of you and serving you up with a nice chianti, I take all submitted points about skinniness and toughness.

Pending a certificate to prove his free range status from Neil's wife, I was going to offer to cook a big cauldron of veggi stew for dinner. I'll be cooking anyway, I always cook far too much and I thought it may lighten the load for those of you travelling a fair distance and suffering the British public transport system. Besides a shared fire just isn't right without a massive pot of bubbling stew. 

So let me know if you would want feeding and if you have any allergies/intolerances/babyish dislikes. I'm happy and able to accommodate the most complicated of diets! Feel free to PM  me if you don't want to broadcast your needs.

Anyone making sexist or "thanks mum" comments will be served as breakfast. I can knock up a smoke room and carve you into bacon in a matter of seconds. 

So, any takers? No problem if not, as I say, I'll be cooking anyway.

 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Count me in girl x  

[Gareth]

Sounds fantastic, I'm in please.

[DaveK]

Is chicken vegetarian?

[Mr. Whippy]

Is chicken vegetarian?

For argument's sake...

Yes. 

[DaveK]

Noted

[Benner]

I've never said no to food before and I have no plans on starting now 

[nuphoria]

Good call y'all... M'lady makes a nice pot of nosh 


We can also try to supply some spare drinking water for those not coming in a car so travel light if you need to

[Spork, Lord of Lime Jello!]

Please post a recipe of MTo stew on the event write-up

[Neil]

Free food is good but if I'm the only vegetable don't fret,  I can bring plenty of my own nosh

OK, babyish dislikes.... sprouts, aubergine (unless fried), meat (including yucky fish), and mushrooms are a bit hit and miss.

   not overly keen on raspberries, can't be doing with semolina, rice pudding or bean curd.  Not that those are likely to be issues of contention

[Mr. Whippy]

Please post a recipe of MTo stew on the event write-up (Image removed from quote.)

 

[Dunc]

Anyone start  calling me Dinty and your banned     

Dunc

[Hedge Kid]

Free food is good but if I'm the only vegetable don't fret,  I can bring plenty of my own nosh

OK, babyish dislikes.... sprouts, aubergine (unless fried), meat (including yucky fish), and mushrooms are a bit hit and miss.

   not overly keen on raspberries, can't be doing with semolina, rice pudding or bean curd.  Not that those are likely to be issues of contention

Aw shucks, that's my raspberry, bean curd and sprout curry out then. *gag*

No problems there Neil, they're all easy to avoid.

Happy to post the recipe after the meet Mr Whippy but I kinda make it up as I go along so I'll try and remember what goes in it 

A firm favourite (with the person that cooks) on family camping holidays is tin stew. Add the following to a pan, heat, cover in chilli sauce and eat:
Tin of potatoes
Tin of tomatoes
Tin of tuna
Tin of green beans
Tin of peas (only so you can enjoy the neon green they dye them - always entertains the kids and horrifys the parents)
Any seasoning you have - mixed herbs or smurf loads of thyme

It's a good one for when you've been out all day, the kids are tired and you want to cut down on the time it takes to get the kids fed and into bed and a beer open. As soon as it's hot it's ready!

I feel the need to point out that other than tuna and tomatoes I wouldn't touch the rest with a barge pole the rest of the time! 

As we've got the van and I'll have prep time on my hands, I'm sure I can provide something a bit better for the meet up though 

[Gareth]

I gotta say, as camp food, that does sound just about perfect. A lot better than Mike and Ben's Pot Noodles anyway.

[Hedge Kid]

Pot Noodles are not food

[Benner]

Pot Noodles are not food

Bah what's wrong wiv ya?!  Plenty of nutrients in those. 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Pot Noodles are not food

How can you say that

Lot's of worm's give there lives gladly to become pot noodles

[ryan1835]

Pot Noodles are not food

How can you say that

Lot's of worm's give there lives gladly to become pot noodles

nah the worms are long dead before there made into pot noodles

[Spork, Lord of Lime Jello!]

There should be some sort of pot noodle contest...best pot noodle fixings...or pot noodle wrestling

[nuphoria]

Ben, Mike, we will happily let you eat your delicious pot noodles instead of our nice hot stew of goodness

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

Ben, Mike, we will happily let you eat your delicious pot noodles instead of our nice hot stew of goodness

Let's not be hasty...

We can always have Pot Noodle for breakfast instead

[Hedge Kid]

I'm not dissing your Pots of Noodley goodness, I have eaten many pots myself (before I grew up  ) but you must not delude yourself that they contain anything other than dried worms, monosodium glutamate, synthetic flavourings and confetti/coloured gravel.

You are most welcome to eat your noodles and then follow them with a real food chaser 

As for noodles for breakfast - that's Son of Hedgekid's favourite brekkie. 9p chicken noodles with added chilli and soy sauces. So wrong but it makes him happy and by the size of him, it's not hurting him! For those who haven't witnessed his lankiness in the flesh - he's hugely tall but not very wide at all - like a normal boy that's been on the rack 

[Benner]

I'm not dissing your Pots of Noodley goodness, I have eaten many pots myself (before I grew up  ) but you must not delude yourself that they contain anything other than dried worms, monosodium glutamate, synthetic flavourings and confetti/coloured gravel.

You are most welcome to eat your noodles and then follow them with a real food chaser 

As for noodles for breakfast - that's Son of Hedgekid's favourite brekkie. 9p chicken noodles with added chilli and soy sauces. So wrong but it makes him happy and by the size of him, it's not hurting him! For those who haven't witnessed his lankiness in the flesh - he's hugely tall but not very wide at all - like a normal boy that's been on the rack 

Sounds good 

[Mike, Lord of the Spammers!]

he's hugely tall but not very wide at all - like a normal boy that's been on the rack 

Sound's oddly familiar

[Hedge Kid]

I'm not dissing your Pots of Noodley goodness, I have eaten many pots myself (before I grew up  ) but you must not delude yourself that they contain anything other than dried worms, monosodium glutamate, synthetic flavourings and confetti/coloured gravel.

You are most welcome to eat your noodles and then follow them with a real food chaser 

As for noodles for breakfast - that's Son of Hedgekid's favourite brekkie. 9p chicken noodles with added chilli and soy sauces. So wrong but it makes him happy and by the size of him, it's not hurting him! For those who haven't witnessed his lankiness in the flesh - he's hugely tall but not very wide at all - like a normal boy that's been on the rack 

Sounds good 

You are a sick sick puppy 

he's hugely tall but not very wide at all - like a normal boy that's been on the rack 

Sound's oddly familiar

Shhhh people will talk