Please do not take the following review seriously. This is strictly for fun. Just pretend it's not even me writing it. In the spirit of 'Cheap and Cheerful' (and possibly 'Lynn's losing her marbles'), I present...
It's held into place with malice alone.
Great write up Lynn You'll be HORRIFIED to hear, I actually have a Tool Logic version stowed away in the coin pocket of my wallet at the moment - and it's been far more useful than physics dictates it should be